A/N: Wow…It's like 4 in the morning. I drank two Mountain Dew's and I can't sleep. Ok, So this is random. A bit of a crack fic. This is what happens when you give the N2N cast a Facebook…lol…
Poor Dr. Madden…I'm thinking of putting another chapter too. Lol…And Poor GABE!
It's AU since he's alive! REVIEW PLEASE!
Disclaimer: I don't own N2N or Facebook or America's Next Top Model!
Diana
Dr. Madden is online.
Diana Goodman is online
Diana: Hi!!!
Dr. Madden: We're friends on Facebook?
Diana: Well, yeah. We've been friends for like three months.
Dr. Madden: Oh…right….=/
Diana: So…whatcha doin'?
Dr. Madden: None of your business…
Diana: I believe it is my business…
Dr. Madden: O…k…
Diana: *whistling* So….
Dr. Madden: Ok, this is awkward…
Diana: OOH! Status update!
Dr. Madden: NOOOOO!
Diana: 'Ugh…stupid patient is bugging me again. Leave me the hell alone, bitch'?! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
Dr. Madden: Oops….
Diana: I HATE YOU!
Diana Goodman is offline.
Dr. Madden: YES!
Diana Goodman is online.
Diana: So….watcha doin'?
Dr. Madden:………………………….
Natalie
Natalie Goodman is online.
Henry Davis is idle.
Henry Davis is online.
Henry: Hi!
Natalie Goodman is offline.
Henry: Shit….
Dan
Dan Goodman is online.
Diana Goodman is online.
Diana: OMG! DAN! Let's chat!
Dan: Why? I'm in the next room.
Diana: Why should we waste our breath when we can CHAT?!
Dan: True….
Diana: I'm gonna update my status….
Dan: O…k…
Diana: Tada!
Dan: Your status is the lyrics to "Pants on the Ground?"
Diana: What? You have a problem with that?!
Dan: No! No! It's just-!
Diana: I HAPPEN TO LIKE THAT SONG!
Dan: Ok! That's fine!
Diana: THE PANTS ON THE GROUND GUY IS MY IDOL! SO YOU CAN JUST SUCK IT, DAN!
Diana Goodman is offline.
Dan: Wow….
Gabe
Gabe Goodman is online.
Henry Davis is online.
Gabe: WTF? Why are we Facebook friends?
Henry: Actually….I don't know…
Gabe: I hate you.
Henry: I hate you too.
Gabe: No! Don't say 'I hate you too!' It sounds too…friendly.
Henry: Umm…ok….I hate you.
Gabe: And I hate you.
Henry: But you see, that doesn't sound right…
Gabe: SHUT. IT.
Henry: MAKE. ME.
Gabe: You keep forgetting that I'm related to your girlfriend.
Henry: IS THAT A THREAT?!
Gabe: Maybe….
Henry: -_-
Gabe: XD
Henry: You, my friend, are SICK!
Gabe: Thanks…
Henry Davis is offline.
Natalie
Natalie Goodman is online.
Henry Davis is online.
Henry: Hi again!
Natalie:………………….
Natalie Goodman is offline.
Henry: Aww, come on!
Henry Davis is offline.
Natalie Goodman is online.
Natalie: HA!
Gabe Goodman is online.
Gabe: Hola, mi hermana.
Natalie: Salve, meus frater.
Gabe: Ooh…Latin…Good one.
Natalie: Thank you.
Gabe: Your boyfriend concerns me.
Natalie: YOU concern me.
Gabe: Why do you like him?
Natalie: MYOB.
Gabe: ???????
Natalie: Mind your own business, asshole.
Gabe: ………..
Natalie: Ok. Idea. Why don't you try to bond or something?
Gabe: Eeew. That's like telling you and Mom to bond.
Natalie: Touché….
Gabe: And besides. What do we have in common?
Natalie: I dunno…You're in a fucking jazz band. He's like a reincarnation of Duke Ellington. BOND.
Gabe: But-!
Natalie: I SAID BOND!
Natalie Goodman is offline.
Dr. Madden
Dr. Madden is online.
Natalie Goodman is online.
Dr. Madden: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are we friends?
Natalie: Don't ask me. You sent the invite.
Dr. Madden: Well…
Natalie: WHAT? ARE YOU A PERVERT OR SOMETHING?!
Dr. Madden: What? No!
Natalie: IT'S BECAUSE I'M EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE, ISN'T IT?! YOU THINK I'M A SITTING DUCK?!! WELL I'M NOT!
Dr. Madden: Um….what are you talking about?
Natalie: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU COUGAR!
Natalie Goodman is offline.
Dan Goodman is online.
Dan: Um…why does Natalie's status say 'Dr. Madden is a perverted pedophile?'
Dr. Madden: SHE LIES!
Dan: YOU SICKEN ME!
Dan Goodman is offline.
Henry
Henry Davis is online
Gabe Goodman is online.
Gabe: Hi.
Henry:………………
Gabe: So, I heard you're a reincarnation of Duke Ellington.
Henry……..You heard right…………
Gabe: So, you…play?
Henry: Yeah. You?
Gabe: Yepp…Bass.
Henry: Piano.
Gabe: Piano is such a gay instrument.
Henry: WTF?!
Gabe: Bass is so much manlier.
Henry: What the hell is the point of the bass anyway?! YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR IT!
Gabe: Piano is for girls and idiots like Mozart.
Natalie Goodman is online.
Natalie: I sense someone just insulted Mozart.
Gabe: Please tell him that piano is a gay instrument.
Natalie: No it's not!
Gabe: YES IT IS!
Natalie: I play too, dumbass.
Henry: Hi Natalie!
Natalie Goodman is offline.
Henry: DAMMIT!
Gabe: See? She agrees.
Henry: I LOATHE you.
Gabe: Well, I loathe you with a firey burning passion.
Henry: And you think I'm the gay one?
Gabe:……….
Gabe Goodman is offline.
Henry: HA!
Diana
Diana Goodman is online.
Natalie Goodman is online.
Diana: Hi!
Natalie: Um…hi, Mom.
Diana: Isn't this chat thing FUN?!
Natalie: Uh, yeah…sure…
Diana: OOH! I just became a fan of 'Bipolar Disorder!" Cuz, you know…it applies to my life and stuff…
Natalie: That's great Mom…
Diana: And now I'm-!
Natalie Goodman is offline.
Diana: Darn…
Gabe Goodman is online.
Gabe: Mooooom…
Diana: What?
Gabe: PLEASE make Natalie break up with that idiot she has for a boyfriend…
Diana: Why?
Gabe: He has me questioning my sexuality.
Diana: Um….well, you see, Gabe. I don't think Henry swings that way….
Gabe: That's not what I meant. I mean he called me gay and now I just watched America's Next Top Model and criticized Tyra Banks 'cause she said that the girl's shoes were red when they were OBVIOUSLY scarlet!
Diana: Um…………..
Gabe: I watch America's Next Top Model to gawk at sexy models! NOT TO COMMENT ON SHOES!
Diana: Um…I'll talk to him.
Gabe: Thank you!
Gabe Goodman is offline.
Diana: Oh my god….
Henry
Henry Davis is online.
Diana Goodman is online.
Diana: Hi Henry!
Henry: Um…Hi, Miz Goodman…
Diana: I have a question.
Henry: WE DIDN'T DO IT ON YOUR COUCH, I SWEAR!
Diana: What?
Henry: Never mind. Go on….
Diana: Um…Well, Gabe said that apparently you called him gay and now he's acting gay.
Henry: REALLY?! I mean…really?
Diana: Yes. Really.
Henry: Well, personally I think that's a psychological problem there.
Diana: Oooohhh…ok!
Natalie Goodman is online.
Natalie: What the hell did you do to my brother?
Henry: ??? Wait a minute. YOU'RE ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME!
Natalie: Yeah…
Diana: Hi Natalie!
Natalie: Why is she talking to you? WE NEVER HAD SEX ON THE COUCH!!!
Henry: Smooth…
Natalie: Shut up…
Diana: Ok, what's with this thing about the couch?
Natalie and Henry: IT'S NOTHING!
Diana: Ok! Well, now I've gotta go talk to Dr. Madden about your brother's mental state.
Natalie: You mean the PEDOPHILE?!
Henry: HOLY SHIT! WHERE DID HE TOUCH YOU?!
Natalie: Relax, Henry…nothing happened.
Henry: I'm on to him….*shifty eyes*
Natalie: Wow.
Diana Goodman is offline.
Natalie: Hey, wanna come over? There's no one on the couch.
Henry: I love you.
Natalie Goodman is offline.
Henry Davis is offline.
Dr. Madden
Dr. Madden is online.
Diana Goodman is online.
Diana: Well…I have a lot of questions…
Dr. Madden: Look, if this is about Natalie, I swear to God, it's all in her head.
Diana: Well, that too. But….Ok. You're the professional here. Why is Gabe acting gay?
Dr. Madden: I dunno…Maybe he's too afraid that he actually is gay that he let his mindset slip into fooling himself that he was.
Diana: Oh…Ok! Now about the other thing…
Dan Goodman is online.
Dan: THERE HE IS! ARREST THIS MAN!
Undercover Police Facebook Guy: Haaa! We've finally caught you!
Dr. Madden: WHAT?! I'M INNOCENT, I TELL YA! INNOCENT!
Undercover Police Facebook Guy: Tell it to the judge!
Dr. Madden: NOOOOO!
Dr. Madden is offline. For a very long time.
Diana: Wow.
Dan: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
Diana: So…my psychopharmacologist was a pedophile…Who'd have thunk it…
Dan: Yeah…
Diana: Hey! I hear the couch is open!
Dan: OK!
Diana Goodman is offline.
Dan Goodman is offline.
A/N: Lol…the couch joke…So…what did you think?
Reviews, anyone?