rainbow styles 4 life

Harry Styles walked to PonyVille in search of his beloved Rainbow Dash. He searched throughout the town until he found her flying in the sky. He was sad because he couldn't fly.

Harry needed to speak to his sweetom. The other night he was caught seeing a movie with hello kitty which was a huge betrayal.

He screamed at the sky in anger

"Oh my sweet darling angel pumpkin biscuit! i swear kitty means nothing to me! Come back to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"You betrayed me you 4 nippled freak!" Screamed Rainbow Dash. "I might as well crap on you from up here!"

"But baby I love you and all your little things!"

"Stop quoting yourself!'

"But baby you don't know your beautiful!"

"I said stop!"

"As long as you love me!"

"That's not even your song!"

"If you come down we can have beautiful sex!" Harry yelled. Harry then realized he has said that out loud.

"That's bestiality!" someone yelled. Harry had to run from the pony cops. but they didn't know that Harry had a laser tickling machine in his pocket. He shot the pony cops and they all died from tickles.

Rainbow dash eventually came down.

"What do you want you shit stick?"

"I want to apologize," Harry said.

"But you betrayed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Rainbow dash yelled.

"But Kitty was ugly so it doesn't count,"

"Oh that makes sense,"

"i told you I loved you!" harry yelled.

"And I love you!" Rainbow dash yelled. Their lips came closer and closer until it was interrupted by a jealousy crazed hello kitty.

"Back off my man bitch!" Kitty yelled.

"aw heeeelllll naw!" Rainbow dash said. Rainbow dash used her powers of barfing rainbows at hello kitty. The cat was disgusted but then shot kitty liter grenades at Rainbow dash.

"Girls fighting aint gon fix nutin!" Harry yelled. The girls stopped and looked at the multi-nippled British boy.

"But she's a bitch!" They both said.

"I know how to settle this!" said Harry. "Let's not fight anymore, because what's better than a threeway?"

The pony and kitty nodded in agreement.

"Let's do this!"

And then Harry woke up.

"I need to stop watching my little pony this late at night," Harry said

"did you say something Harry?" Louis asked.

"Bad dream," the curly boy said.

"Well I can make the nightmares go away," Louis said seductively.

"Do you want to have the beautiful sex?"

"Okay :)"

THE END!