Chapter 1: Kinky
A/N: This short story was partly inspired by a trip to the mall with a few of my close friends. Hope you all enjoy it because I have great plans for this story!
Alison was at the mall when she heard her cell phone ring. She pulled it out of her bag and quickly checked the caller I.D. before answering it.
"What now? I'm busy," she said to Felix, who was the caller.
"Sarah needs your help. Where are you?" Felix said on the other line.
"I'm at the mall," Alison said.
"Oh, good…then I'll be there in a few," Felix said.
"What? Why?" Alison asked.
"Because there's a sale at Victoria's Secret," Felix said like he was stating the obvious.
"No, no you are not going to Victoria's Secret. That's for women, not…you," Alison said, horrified.
"Alison, I accidentally opened your underwear drawer that one time you had to pretend to be Sarah and, trust me, you'll need better lingerie if you're going to fix your relationship with Donnie," Felix said truthfully.
"Fine," Alison said reluctantly, knowing that Felix was right. She ended the call and walked into Victoria's Secret, dreading his arrival into the store.
A few minutes later, Felix walked up to Alison in the lingerie store and plucked the pair of panties that she was holding out of her hand.
"These look like something an old lady would wear and you are definitely not an old lady," Felix retorted. He tossed the panties back onto the pile where Alison had found them and glanced around the store.
"How about these?" Alison asked, holding up a modest pair of panties.
"No, boring," Felix replied. He turned and spotted a chain-linked bra and panty matching set.
"These are what you need," he said.
"I am not wearing that!" Alison exclaimed, appalled.
"Fine, fine. Maybe they are a little kinky," Felix admitted. He put the matching set back where he had found them and continued flipping through the rack. Alison picked up a pair of panties that she liked and checked their size.
"Extra, extra large?!" She said in a shocked voice, loudly enough for several women nearby who wore extra, extra large underwear to hear her. They glared at her and walked further into the store, away from her. Felix laughed.
"These knickers are large enough to be a pillow case!" He said gleefully. He picked up a pair of oversized panties and stretched them a little.
"Maybe I could save money and buy these instead of pillow cases. What do you think, Alison?" Felix commented. He turned to face Alison and stretched the panties some more.
"No! You're so immature," Alison said, rolling her eyes.
"Now you sound just like my sister," Felix said. Alison heard the amusement in his voice and headed further into Victoria's Secret in order to save herself from more embarrassment.