Disclaimer: I don't own Justice League.
Chapter 1: Chit-Chat
BatKing: Hi guys, did anyone actually accept my invite to this chat??
SuperFag: Yo, its Clark wut up Bruce.
BatKing: Hey Clarko, glad ya made it…
Wondergal305: Hey wut r u immature fucks up to now?
GreenMachine4: Hey bitches, its me John, oh damn, so wat shakin all?
Wondergal1305: WTF did you just say, no really I didn't understand a fucking word of it.
MiriaMiria: Hey it is me J'onn, so what is, how you say, "down" with everyone here.
BatKing: Hey how did you get in, I didn't send you an invite?
MiriaMiria: Haha.
Wondergal1305: Wait, shouldn't we be saving someone, and J'onn your sposed to be on watch duty.
MiriaMiria: I needed a break.
BatKing: Didnt you start watch duty, ten min ago??
Birdnose17 has entered the chat…
WallyWestFlash has entered the chat…
SuperFag: Hey Flash, Hawkgirl whats up.
WallyWestFlash: Hey you rotten curs.
BatKing: Glad you came, I'm still waiting for more ppl to join. So anyone see any good movies lately?
Birdnose17: Hi! Yeah I saw the documentary on how my ppl invaded Earth, they aired like 5 times this week.
Wondergal1305: ??
SuperFag: Why the hell did you watch that, you bitch!
WallyWestFlash: I know!
BatKing: Hey lay off guys, she obviously still has feelings for Hro, but hes dead so…oh well, BTW: I invited The Question to join the chat.
Wondergal1305: WHAT!
SuperFag: Why did you do that?
BigQ has joined the chat…
BigQ: Hey, whats going on, so I swear I saw a UFO last night, no fer real this time.
MiriaMiria: Was my dead wife Miria on it?
GreenMachine4: LOL! She long gone bitch, hey remember those cool white aliens that killed her?
BatKing: Hey just calm down, let me just say, Q you didn't see UFO last night you were smoking weed again, and J'onn, Miria is dead, and NEVER EVER COMING BACK!!!! Ever.
GreenMachine4: How much r u selling that weed for bitch?
BigQ: Uh…Uh…
Wondergal1305: Hey, grow up guys, shit, really u r now selling pot over AIM..asses.
Birdnose17: lol
BatKing: Hey shut up.
WallyWestFlash: Hey cocaine is the only drug that can keep up with me...you slowpokes cant handle my coke…oh damn, I just...i just snorted. WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
BigQ: So I was thinking maybe computers are hypnotizing us?
SuperFag: Give it a rest, none of this shit is real man, seriously.
BigQ: Well at least I don't like men :(
SuperFag: What gave me away?
MiriaMiria: Really u r gay, omg, omg!
Wondergal1305: The pink pillows, and womens clothes gave it away, also him and a certain guy have been spending a lot of time together :o
Birdnose17: Really who is it?
SuperFag: Uh nobody…
BatKing: I know hes bald, I saw Clark and him walking, but it was too dark to tell.
WallyWestFlash: DAMN I CANT BELIEVE YORU GAY GDJsfn bbndfbtg.
Wondergal1305: What happened? Flash?
BatKing: Wally?
WallyWestFlash: Sorry passed out there for a sec, my head hit the keyboard pretty hard.
GreenMachine4: Fuck u Clark, stop being gay man. I cant believe dis shit.
BatKing: That's it, in the words of GL, I'm out bitches!
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Big Q: Me 2!
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Wondergal1305: Yeah I'm going to bed, good bye.
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WallyWestFlash: Well man guess it is just u and me, oh man we can have a discussion about my deepest thoughts.
MiriaMiria has left the chat…
WallyWestFlash?? oh well ur loss.
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