This popped into my head while I was reading the seventh Harry potter book and watching FMA at the same time.
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A short, teenaged boy carrying a bag stuffed to capacity walked down a deserted road. It was barely dawn, so no one was awake to see what he was about to do. All the way there he was silent, lost in thought.
After a while he reached his destination; the graveyard where his mother was buried. He was surprised, however, to find that he was not alone. In front of the very grave he was here to visit stood a very tall man who looked like an older version of him.
The man turned around and greeted the boy. "Why, hello my son. Why are you here?"
Ed didn't answer.
"You're going to fight the homunculi, aren't you?"
"What's it to you, bastard?"
The man just looked at the boy with a remorseful expression.
"Edward, before you go, there's something I want to talk to you about."
The younger boy just scoffed. "Why should I listen to anything you have to say?"
"It regards human transmutation."
The boy suddenly stopped in his tracks and abruptly turned around.
"Fine. But make it quick."
The older man let out a big, remorseful sigh. "I think it's best that you give up on it."
"And why the hell should I do that?!" Asked Ed. "That's the only way to restore Al to his original body, and repay him for all the trouble I've caused him!!"
"Oh Ed." The man sighed. "For years, man has tried to create life using alchemy, and for years they have failed. What would make you any different? Plus…"
Ed was now seriously pissed. "PLUS WHAT YOU BASTARD??"
"Well, how do I put this…..the natural baby-making process….it's just the shit man. It's the shit."
Ed just stood there, mouth aghast, trying to comprehend what his father was saying to him.
"I mean, common! The feeling you get when you just POUND into her, and when she SCREAMS your name…..
"AHHH!!!!!!!!! HOLY GOD IN HELL!! STOP SPEAKING WORDS BEFORE YOU SCAR ME FOR LIFE!!!"
Hohenhiem ignored him and continued. "Plus, I'm an old man. All I want from life now is grandchildren. I mean, common! I've been alive for 400 years and not one of my sons has been capable of producing kids! I mean, Envy's a homunculus, and now Al's a freakin' suit of armor!"
Ed was now on the ground, twitching while bad images kept flashing in his mind.
"So what I guess what I'm trying to say is……go fuck some bitches. NOW."
And with that Hohenhiem walked away, leaving Ed to twitch on the ground with his now corrupted mind.
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Okay. Shoot me. But I had to write this. XD