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Sanji's eyebrow twitches as he almost trips over a sleeping Zoro, again.
That's the hundredth time this day that he's almost dropped food because the stupid algea doesn't know how to be a civil human being.
"Shit head wake up." Sanji gives a not too gentle kick to Zoro's side. The man grunts in his sleep but doesn't wake up.
Getting more irritated, Sanji walks away to give his lovely ladies their snacks before he ruins them and has to give them to Luffy and Usopp.
Later that day after everyone's got to bed Sanji trips on Zoro again. This time Zoro's outstretched leg manages to catch Sanji off guard resulting in him face planting into the grassy deck of the Sunny.
"YOU SHITTY MARIMO" Sanji screeches and swings his foot right for Zoro's head, his toes aimed directly for the greens temple.
His leg is caught in a firm grip before the swordsman even opens his eyes. "What do you want shit-cook?" Zoro opens his eyes and glares up at Sanji.
"Sleep in a bed like a fucking civilized human being!" Sanji scoldes the sleepy man. Everyone else is in bed so why isn't he? Zoro grunts but doesn't let go of the cooks leg.
"Oi, let go of my leg." Sanji speaks in a more normal tone now. Shaking his leg to demonstrate that Zoro still has an iron grip on his leg.
Zoro only pulls on Sanji's leg in retaliation. The swordsman not willing to let go of Sanji's leg and Sanji doesn't feel like ripping his new pair of pants over this.
Zoro can't push Sanji over because of his scarry leg strength but Sanji can't kick away Zoro's hands due to his scarry arm strength. They're stuck in a stalemate until one of them gives up.
Minutes pass before Sanji pushes off his stable foot and shoves down on the other that zoro has in his hold.
Of course them being the same strength Zoro is left holding Sanji up by his leg. Sanji of course was thinking of this and is completely fine with balancing on zoro while he lights a smoke. All he has to do is wait until the marimo gets bored of holding up his (sexy) weight.
Eventually zoro does fling Sanji down but doesn't let go of him, instead he pulls the blond onto his lap. Sanji sits with a huff of annoyance that Zoro has ended up with what he wanted in the first place.
Leaning up Zoro nibbles at Sanji's lips as the cook pretends to ignore the shitty bastard and sucks on his cigarette.
The green head lets out a deep winey growl of his annoyance about Sanji to let the blond know how annoying he's being.
Sanji pulls the cigarette away from his mouth to blow out a stream of smoke while his lips quirk in a smirk.
Zoro takes his opportunity and pushes his lips to the blonds, who doesn't react at first but eventually cooperates.
At first it's just an innocent press of two lips coming together, but eventually Sanji opens his mouth and swipes a tongue over the marimos sealed lips silently asking for entry.
Zoro at first doesn't comply just to spite Sanji but a harsh bite to his lower lip that makes him jump slightly is all the persuasion he needs to deepen the kiss with the blond.
Sanji wraps his arms around Zoro's torso while he effectively wipes Zoro's mind clean with his amazing tongue. Zoro is left to grip Sanji's biceps while his mind struggles to catch up with the wonders of Sanji's wet appendage.
Just as Zoro finally begins to react properly with Sanji's movements the blond pulls away and pushes at Zoro's chest when he tries to follow, keeping him at a safe distance.
"You still have been tripping me all day marimo. You think I'm just gonna let you get away with that?" Sanji smirks when Zoro's pupils blow wide in desire. He knows he'll be punished properly.
Sanji stands up with a smirk and saunters away, his hands in his pockets and the chain strung from two of his belt loops gangles temptingly at his hip.
Only until Sanji disappeared into the ships hold does Zoro's mind catch up and he springs to his feet. He hopes he'll be punished accordingly...
short bit but I hope I got everything okay. I'm trying to show they they're equal in strength and masculinity. After re reading how I wrote a kiss I almost threw up in how horrid it's written. Feedback is much appreciated!