It's strange being unable to take your eyes off of the back of the madman who is currently trying to blow up your entire school. I always suspected that he was insane, and now I have proof. I mean, what kind of sane person attaches explosives to the walls of their own school and attempts to detonate them while still inside?
Attempts to detonate being the words used. The water rapidly coming from the ceiling drenches through the thin material of my school shirt with ease, and the screeching wail coming from all around starts to make my ears ring. Yet he still doesn't seem to care about the fire alarm, or the panicked students running past him, or the female teachers frantically trying to count their students while covering what their now see through white shirts are showing. I mean he's a teenage boy, he should at least be paying a little attention to that. However he is still too concerned about his clay explosive that the water has quickly turned into a mushy pile lying on the hallway floor.
"DEIDARA, JANISU, IN MY OFFICE, NOW!"
Eyes widened in shock and fear; I shakily follow Tsunade to her office. The complete opposite of the casual saunter, and cocky grin that Deidara is using. He looks somewhat cool, even with his damp long hair clinging to his annoyingly pretty face. You would thing he did this sort of thing every day, and in thinking that, you'd be correct. I on the other hand happen to have only ever been in Tsunade's office to be congratulated for various achievements. A fact that I am very proud of, and a fact that would soon be untrue.
"What do you two think you're doing?! Janisu, do you know how much property you've destroyed by pulling that fire alarm when there wasn't a fire?"
"But miss, Deidara was trying to- "
"I know perfectly well what Deidara was trying to do; I would also expect that a student so academically inclined would realise that the school would have put up barriers to stop such events after previous… incidents"
"I didn't… I mean I just thought that… Why are there fire alarms then?"
Tsunade seemed not to notice this comment and turned her attention to the student who feet were currently residing on her desk. Deidara also seemed to not notice this change of events and continued unwrapping the damp chewing gum he was intent on consuming.
"Deidara, get your feet off of my desk and spit that chewing gum into the bin."
"How do you propose I do that miss if I haven't even put it into my mouth yeah?"
"Deidara. You know what I meant."
"Fine, I'll put it in the bin yeah."
"Good, now Deidara this is the fifth incident we've had involving you and explosives, not counting all of the times with arson, and the other countless misdemeanours you've racked up while here. You are officially on your last chance. One more visit to this office for trouble you've caused and you're out."
Hearing no reply from Deidara I quickly check to see what he is doing, and discover that he is sodding solemnly while placing the now chewed gum on the underside of Tsunade's desk.
"Both of you will be facing together a punishment that I deem fit, and seeing as detention, or suspension doesn't seem to affect Deidara's behaviour I've had to come up with something a little more…. Creative. You will both be doing what I like to call 'School Service' for a month. Report to me this afternoon after class for your first day."
"Yes Tsunade."
"Whatever yeah."
I drag my feet slowly, scraping them against the hard shiny floor of the corridor. I can't believe it! Stuck with Deidara for a month doing god knows what! And my record! My perfect shiny record having a big black stain all over it because of a nitwit blonde! I'm going to kill him. He is going to have an 'unfortunate accident' while on this school service, besides there is no way I'm going to make it through a whole month with that idiot without him killing himself accidentally anyway.
I can still hear his stupid shoes shuffling down the corridor in the opposite direction, probably heading towards the art room even though that whole wing of the school has been evacuated and is swamped in water. Both of us have English with Kakashi at the moment, not that he seems to care.
"Janisu! Why what's a student like you doing in a place like this?"
I glare at the large hand which is currently gesturing to the principal's office.
"I pulled the fire alarm, and now I have school service with Deidara for a month."
"Yes I was there for that fire alarm incident, seeing everyone dripping wet was quite a surprise. It would make great material for my next book though. School service I haven't heard of, Tsunade's punishments sound like they're getting sort of kinky, maybe it will make some great book material too"
Jiraiya's cheeks went from white to blushing bride pink and I'm sure he was imagining some 'scenes' for his next book.
"Well Jiraiya sensei this is my classroom, bye."
I shut the door behind me, not wanting to hear whatever sexual innuendo Jiraiya was sure to reply with.
"Sorry I'm late Kakash…."
The rest of the sentence is left incomplete as I notice that most of the students are on their phones and the silver haired teacher had yet to arrive, even though it was halfway through the lesson.
The rest of the day went by in a blur of still damp students glaring at me and teachers giving me disappointed looks. Then the bell rang and with defeat I headed to Tsunade's office, preparing to deal with the 'consequences of my actions'.