#Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory owns nothing.
Touga:
Hi there. I am Touga Kyruu, the student council President. As you know, I am the best looking guy here on the campus and every girl here wants to jump in my pants. You now be wanting to ask yourselves, "Why the hell is he so damn lucky?" Well, this info-mercial is not one out of the ordinary, it is a classic. You will be learning about a little pill that will make you hot and studly like me.Let's move to the clips shall we? This first one is with Seionji, the vice president and his before and after effects.Before:
Seionji:
Hi Anthy, you're looking… rather hot today.Anthy:
Hello Seionji. *walks past him*Seionji:
Can I have your number?!Anthy:
I only can if Miss Utena says so otherwise I cannot.*back to Touga*
Touga:
As you can see, our dear vice-president had no luck with Miss Hinamiya. But now look at what happens after he takes our little hotty pill.After:
Seionji:
Hi there Wakaba.Wakaba:
Seionji! Will you marry me?!Seionji:
This is so sudden!Wakaba:
I love you so much! You're so hot and sexy!Seionji:
It's all thanks to the Touga Kyruu Hotty Pill.*back to Touga*
Touga:
As you can see, Seionji had no problem of getting Wakabas affection what so ever! If he had asked, she would has jumped in his pants in the blink of an eye. Still not sure? Then let's watch Miki and his before and after attempts.Before:
Miki:
*reading off script* Hi there Nanami. I think you're really pretty.Nanami:
But of course! Everyone does.Miki:
Will you ma- ma mauri me? Wait, I can't exactly read that "m" word. Someone got jelly all over it.*back to Touga*
Touga:
*sweat drop* Heheheh. Um, that WAS NOT a script he was reading! That was a… erm… newspaper! You know Miki! He's the really bookish type! Anyway, my little sister turned him down flat. That was before he took my handy dandy pill! This is what happened after.After:
Miki:
Hi there sis. How's it going.Kozu:
*flirtatiously* Hi Miki. You know, I can't always help but find you so damn sexy.Miki:
But I'm your brother!… Oh, wait.. *takes out script and starts reading* Ya, I look really… jood??? Whatever. I look really jood now because I took Tapewormers Snotty pills. *puts away script* How does he expect me to read that with all of those blueberry jelly stains? Geez.*back to Touga*
Touga:
THAT WAS NOT A SCRIPT!! I repeat, THAT WAS NOT A SCRIPT!! He was reading the funnies is our good ol' school newspaper! Ya… Anyway, after Miki took my Hotty pills, he was even able to get his own sister! As you can see, these babies really DO work! Just one pill before you go to bed and poof! You'll have the girls begging you to get in your pants! You can purchase these miracle workers now at the ever reduced price of $69.95! Get yours today!Nanami:
*walks onto info-mercial set* Big brother, why are you trying to sell off my iron tablets?Touga:
*mega sweat drop* I-iron tablets?! What are you talking about? *to camera* Isn't she cute?Nanami:
Ya they are. I peeled back the hotty sticker and it had my iron sticker on it so they must be my-Touga:
*really extra big sweat drop* Oh Nanami! You're such a tease! Now run off and play with your friends k?Nanami:
But-Touga:
LEAVE!!!Nanami:
BIG BROTHER SHOUTED AT ME!!! *runs off bawling*Touga:
*to the camera* Kids these days, can't live with them but you can't live without them either. Anyway, by your own Hotty Pills that ARE NOT my little sisters iron pill with a sticker over the original label. Give me a call while they still last at 1-800-IN-MY-PANTS. Call today!