Fartin' Machine

Parody of "Dancin' Machine" by the Jackson 5.

By Frank Candiloro

Fartin', fartin', fartin'

She's a fartin' machine

Oh babe

Move over baby!

Automatic, smellomatic

Full of gastro self contained

Foul and fatal to your mind

Agitated, Constipated

She's such a smelly lady

All this gas is making me so blind

She's poopin', She's scoopin'

Fartin' until the gas slows down, yeah

Absolutely aggrevated

She's a dynamite contraption

At the drop of a flame she comes alive

She knows what she's doin'

She's super smelly now

Her farts will really blow your mind

Fartin', fartin', fartin'

She's a fartin' machine

Oh baby, don't do it baby

Fartin', fartin', fartin'

She's a fartin' machine

Oh baby, move over baby

She's a fart, fart, fart, fart, fartin' machine

Watch her get gas

Watch her get gas, as she'll poop, poop, poop her pants

Right on the scene

She's a fart, fart, fart, fart, fartin' machine

Watch her get gas

Watch her get gas, as she'll poop, poop, poop her pants

Right on the scene

No more baby

No more babe

Babe

Babe

Hold it baby, hold it babe

Babe

Babe