Me: O. M. GGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Kludd: Oh sprink.
Me: THANK YOU SAMSUNG GALAXY S3 PHONE!:D
Kludd: *Sighs* Yep. Its happening.
Me: Before I start, My name is Crazybird101. But feel free to call me Crazybird or CB. *Red eyes and demonic voice* Remember that.
Kludd: I'll be hosting this fic with CB. I may be OOC at times so DEAL WITH IT!
Me: This is my first fic so be nice please.
Kludd: AND NO FLAMES! And CB dose NOT own LOTG, TF, HG, or any other recognizable character s you see.
Me: Now please welcome the first chapter of...
Kludd and I: Well that's random!
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Chapter one: Parodyvill!
Crazybird: Hi everybody! My name is Crazybird. I'll be your guide for the day.
You: Uh, CB, your a black and white barn owl.
Crazybird: Pfff. So. But first I need to lay off two rules: Rule One, Don't f**k with the Eevees.
Eevee: *Demon voice* My army of Eevees will destroy these worthless humans.
Eevees: *Acting like normal Eevees*
Eevee: My Arceus. This is worse then I thought. We're gona need air support over here.
*Ferrows start dropping bombs*
Crazybird: Rule two, I'm serious, don't mess with the Eevees.
Eevee: Now for the real fun to begin! BRING IN THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Crazybird: But that that's out of the way, lets start the tour!
Pure One Household
Crazybird: This my household. In there I live with MB, Nyra, Kludd, Wortmore, Ginger, Nyroc, and Dustytuft.
Nyroc: *inside* YOU SON OF A HAGSFIEND! *Throws Wortmore out the window*
Crazybird: Lets go.
Decepticon TFA Household
Me: This is the TFA 'Con Household. They're full of G**s. Starscream and Soundwave are a hates Blitzwing no surprise. And Shockwave and Blurr are mates. Oh yeah, Megatron is a stalker.
Starscream: *Runs out screaming*
Hunger Games Household
Me: The name says it all.
Clove: B***H!
Katniss: W***E!
Prim: What's a w***e?
Rue: *Shrugs*
Pokemon Household
Me: This the Pokemon Household. *sighs* We don't let them out much.
7 hours of boring touring later...
Me: And this *pant* Is the Twilight Household. Too much Drama happens in there. Well peeps that's that. I hope you enjoyed my tour of-
Nyroc: SPARTA!
Me: WHAT THE FU-!
*Explosion*
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Me: Well that was awful.
Kludd: Don't feel bad. It's your first time.
Me: Yeah your right. Please leave a review at the bottom.
Kludd and I: PEACE!