Hi all. I love this site so much now. So many funny stories here keep it up all of you. So I decided to keep adding in my stupid stories. I thought of kid movies as my theme. What better movie to start with then the Wizard of Oz?

Oh and to make it more fun I am doing the movie my own way. What fun is it to copy a movie? Saying that, this is only slightly original with sorta same characters but with the Avengers as them. Yeah, very crack fic, you been warned.

I'd love reviews if you have time. If not just hope you enjoy my silliness.

She must have hit her head.

It was the only explanation she could muster as she looked around the very colorful world she somehow landed in.

She definitely hit her head as she glanced down and saw her outfit. Instead of her uniform, she was in a red dress, her hair pulled back in a braid.

"The witch is dead!"

She jumped at the voice and the woman smiled. "Oh, even better, someone who isn't three feet tall" she said.

Natasha glanced around and saw the…children? Or rather, fun size versions of Shield staff. Natasha then noticed the dead witch. She had a large knife in her chest and Nat realized it was Maria Hill. Or, least someone who looked like Hill.

"Where am I? Who are you? How the hell do I leave?" Natasha asked quickly with a menacing glare.

"Well, aren't you friendly" the red haired woman huffed and folded her arms over her pink dress. It was a very poofy, frilly dress and she had a small wand.

'Definitely Pepper' Natasha thought. 'I must be unconscious in a very stupid version of the Wizard of Oz, I should stop watching these lame movies with the guys' she mused.

"You're in Starkville, I am Pepper the great Stark's fairy assistant and you'll have to find him if you want to leave" she said now annoyed of the woman's existence.

"How do I find him?" Natasha asked crossing her arms.

"Follow the stark brick road" she huffed. She then waved her wand and Maria's ugly pink ballet slippers disappeared and wound up on Natasha's feet.

"Hell no, I don't do pink" she sneered. "Too bad, you can't get them off now Natalie" Pepper replied with a smirk.

"My name is Natasha" she hissed and the fairy shrugged. "Whatever, I was close enough" she answered, not caring.

"You witch" Natasha hissed and Pepper only smirked. "Oh well, you better get going now…" Pepper said and waved her off.

Natasha sighed but began walking down the road that said Stark in huge letters all over the road.

"Hey!"

Natasha stopped as a voice called her as she passed a small meadow.

"Will you get me down?" the voice asked and she followed it to a scarecrow.

"A talking scarecrow?"

"Like this is the weirdest thing you ever saw?" he asked and she had to agree. "Now, get me down woman" he hissed.

Natasha smirked and saw he was just tied to a pole. She cut him free and he fell.

"Ow, you did that on purpose!" he groaned and she only shrugged. She helped him up and then a crow landed on him.

"Ugh, get away from me you stupid birds" the scarecrow yelled. The crow was followed by a friend and the scarecrow growled. He then ran in circles chasing the two birds and their two friends.

'So Barton is the brainless scarecrow….this might actually be fun' she thought. She watched a few minutes before grabbing his arm and yanking him onto the path.

"Whoa…easy there woman…you'll pull my arm out"

"Stop calling me woman, idiot" she hissed. "Well, aren't you friendly…so what do I call you then red?" he asked.

"Natasha…and now I'll be leaving now to find this dumbass Stark so he can send me home" she hissed.

"Can I come? Maybe he can fix me so I can scare these stupid birds" he asked.

Natasha nodded. "I guess…long as you don't annoy me" she answered.

"Were off to see the Wiz…." Clint scarecrow Barton began to sing but immediately shut up under her glare.

"Okay…no music…my gosh you are tons of fun…oh I am Clint by the way" he said.

Natasha nodded. "Shut up Clint" she hissed.

"Hey!"

The two turned at the new voice. All they saw was a rusty tin man. "Great another talking object to annoy me…fantastic" she muttered.

'That Steve in there?' she thought, noticing his fierce blue eyes as she walked toward him.

"Stark forgot to oil me…I think he did it on purpose" the tin man proclaimed.

"Oh yeah…he tied me to a post and told me to scare the birds…I'm going to kick his ass when I find him" Clint told the tin man.

They soon freed the tin man after oiling him down so he could move.

"So I guess your with us to see the annoying Stark?" she asked. Tin man nodded.

"I guess so…" he muttered. "Names Steve" he added and Natasha and Clint introduced themselves.

Then the three found the cowardly lion who pounced at them. "Boo…" he said and Natasha slapped him.

"Ow…I was only messing with you…I wanted to see what you'd do" he complained.

"Yeah…I don't do jokes lion…" she hissed. "Noted…so can I come too? I am bored of being alone" he asked.

Natasha nodded. "Cool…I am Bruce by the way" he said and joined the three. With now two others with them Clint started singing again and the other two joined in.

"Were off to see the wizard…the annoying bastard that is Stark…because he is only one who can fix all this" they sang.

'That's worse than the original' Natasha thought. "Come on Tasha…might as well have some fun" Clint begged.

"Oh I'm off to see the stupid stark man and when I find him he better fix this or he will die!" she sang and the three shut up again.

The three found Starks place and stormed inside. "Who dares intrude on the great Anthony Edward Stark"

"Oh shut up Stark…my god your ego is already huge enough as it is" Natasha called.

Tony came out where he was hiding and smirked at her. "Oh its you Natashalie…so Pepper did get you to come" he said.

"What does that mean?" she growled. Tony put up a finger and addressed her companions.

"Okay I'll give you all what you want, but first we deal with red okay" he said and the three nodded.

Tony put on his iron man suit and put the four freaks into his weather balloon basket. He then flew back to where Pepper was.

"Aw, you were only gone a few hours" she whined.

"Wait…you know how I will leave here don't you?" Natasha asked. Pepper only smirked.

"Click your slipper together three times and say there is no place like home…I only sent you on the journey cause I was bored" she said.

"Your evil Pepper…but I kinda like that bout you" she said and then clicked her slippers together.

"There's no place like home" she said three times and then was back in the real world groaning.

"She's coming around finally…never thought I'd see the day the black widow fall" Tony said to the group.

"And you never will again…not if I have to live through that again" she muttered.

"You were dreaming?" Bruce asked.

"More like a nightmare…it was a stupid version of the wizard of Oz…you were the cowardly lion…Steve was the tin man and Clint was the brainless scarecrow and I was a freakish version of Dorothy...I wanted to strangle you three when you were singing" she said.

All looked offended at that. "It gets even worse…Stark was that stupid wizard and Pepper was his good witch Glinda…and if I ever get hit again because you guys aren't watching my back…I will give you a nightmare you'll never forget" she hissed.

"Yes Ma'am…glad your back Natasha" all four said together.

Yeah, Thor was still in Asgard so that why he wasn't used. I may use him next I am thinking Alice in Wonderland…anyone interested in more crack fairytales?

I warned you this was silly.