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Chapter One: How it all began
"OK, class," said Mrs. Garrison. "Please go ahead and take out your books. We're gonna do some SSR thanks to Mr. Slave, who wants us to stimulate our minds intellectually." Mrs. Garrison was glaring at Mr. slave.
"SUCK MY BALLS!" snapped Cartman.
"That is it, ERIC!!!" screamed Mrs. Garrison. "STRAIGHT TO MR. MACKEY'S OFFICE NOW!"
"Actually, Mrs. Garrison," said Bebe Stevens. "He called in sick today."
"Alright, Eric," said Mrs. Garrison, rolling her eyes. "I'll let it slide just this once, but if you say that again and Mr. Mackey's here, it's straight to his office, dammit. Chef is taking his place at the moment. But I'm calling your mother possibly." Then she mumbled something really crude about Cartman under her breath.
Then Bebe started looking dreamy. She was looking directly at Stan. He was reading.
"BEBE!" said Mr. Slave. "Get out your SSR book now! Jesus Christ!"
Then she did as she was told. She was reading War and Peace, but when Mr. Slave wasn't looking, she looked at Stan, but when Mr. Slave looked up, she looked into her book, pretending to read.
"I'm all better, M'kay?" said Mr. Mackey as he appeared at the door. "Who needed to see me today?"
"I did," mumbled Kenny.
"M'mmkay," said Mr. Mackey. "Kenny McCormick for 1:00, m'kay?" Then he left.
Bebe was still looking at Stan. She was trying to get over Kenny. They were still friends, but he dumped her for Marjorine.
Then it was lunch. Wendy was sitting with all the girls. Bebe was gonna sit with Stan and his gang today.
"Hi Stan," said Bebe.
"Uh, hey Bebe," said Stan.
"Can I sit here?"
"NO!" screamed Cartman and Kyle.
"Why not?"
"Because you're a--"
"DON'T SAY IT!" said Bebe.
"Look Kenny doesn't like you anymore," said Kyle. "So just please screw off.
"I know," sighed Bebe. Then she flipped Cartman and Kyle off and walked away to sit by herself.
"I feel sorry for her," said Stan.
"You already have a girlfriend, Stan," reminded Cartman.
"I know," said Stan. "But I feel sorry for her 'cause she just got dumped."
"You can't have two girlfriends at once, unless you want some Jerry Springer shit," muffled Kenny.
"I had to figure that out the hard way."
"Whatever," said Stan.
Oh my God! thought Bebe to herself. I think I like Stan Marsh!!! Then she passed out.
To be continued...