Okay. Sooo...this is my first twilight fanfiction.. and I really really really hope you like it! This idea just plopped in my head.

Just so you know.. I'M GERMAN! and I don't know...maybe something is written wrong...then please contact me! I would be very thankful!

So...blala.. whatever...let's start this..

Chapter one

EPOV:

„Tell me again. Why are we doing this?" I couldn't believe they brought me here.

Emmetts laughter echoed through the whole room.

"Because it's fun, dude!" he said walking up and down between the large tables.

If I have had any idea of what was coming I would have locked myself in my room and bricked up my door.

I looked at the walls. Pictures of naked women. .EVERYWHERE! They looked nice, it had to admit. But no one would ever be close to the beauty of my girlfriend.

No. Fiancé. Ha. Fiancé.

I really liked the sound of that.

No. I LOVED it.

Jasper shook his head in disbelief, laughing at whatever Emmett said a few seconds ago.

Yeah. He's SO right about that.

I didn't mind. I just wanted to be out of here.

Back home with my beautiful Bella, her lovely voice, her breathtaking scent…

Sighing I turned to face Jasper who was in front me.

"Jasper? Please, let's go home! Tell me you don't enjoy this as much as Emmett does!"

He just smiled, ruffled my hair and walked around me right to a gigantic bookshelf.

Let go Edward. Just have some fun with us boys. I'm sure you'll find something nice for Bella!

"Oh come on, Eddie puh! It's not like you're THAT prude! You just can't be! "

"It's not that I'm prude, Em. It's just that I don't see myself using some of this EVER. I mean I'd bet I'm faster than that thing anyway!"

I held up a pink carton with the inscription:

"Love-rabbit. Will bonk you better than anything ever before!

Try me! 7 inches! A-class-vibrator.

Batteries not included"

Emmett took the package out of my hands, looked at it for a few seconds and laughed again.

"Boy, every woman should have her own Love-EMMETT! I mean look at this!" He held the package over his head and shook his head. "What's all that about? I mean.. Come on.. 7 inches? Haha!"

I smiled at his statement. "I think Rose wouldn't appreciate that very much."

"Yeah. You're right. But hey. I don't even want other women. I mean. Look at Rose. She's gorgeous and her breasts and…"

"Woah Emmett! Stop it! I know them all too well! "I said, tapping my temple with my index finger.

He just didn't get it. So many years living in one house and he still couldn't control his thoughts for one minute. Unbelievable. Emmett. Whatever.

"Yeah. Right. Sorry. "He said smiling slightly.

We were in this store now for about fifteen minutes and no one even appeared.

I started wondering but was glad at the same time.No one ever needed to see me and my brothers in a sex shop.

"Hey! Edward! Emmett! Over here!" Jasper yelled at us, giggling like a 14-year-old.

This is great! I'm going to show it Alice right when we are home again!

Sometime I wondered why my brothers acted so human. Sometimes I just didn't feel like acting. Pretending to eat, walking slowly I could fall asleep nearly, if I still COULD sleep. But even when nobody was here like right now they yelled at each other like little kids. A low whisper was enough for us to hear. So why?

Their thoughts were full of daydreams. And I knew I didn't want to see what Jasper was thinking so excited about. So I tried to ignore them.

Emmett and I made our way over to Jasper to get a book holden up in front of our faces.

Oh no. Not again.

Although the book was just an inch away from my face I could read what was written on it.

Kama sutra

"Oh come on Jasper! Like you and Alice didn't try every position that exists!" I said holding up my hands like for a pray, looking up the imaginary god above.

Jasper laughed at me and opened the book and leaved through it. There were pictures. A lot of pictures. They burned a hole in my head where my brain once was.

Emmett grinned and smacked my forehead.

"Man. You need some sex!"

Oh. He didn't know how right he was. But it was absolutely impossible. Not with Bella being so fragile.

I growled. Wasn't I supposed to read his mind instead of him reading mine?

Or was it THAT visible for everyone?

I hoped it was not. Otherwise I'd have to do something about it.

It was not, that I'd have never seen a woman naked before. Emmett and Jasper took me to strip shows several times. But it wasn't the same. I was never as close to having sex than now.

I had a girlfriend trying to convince me to make love to her! But I couldn't. I couldn't stand the chance of hurting her, losing her forever.

WOAH. That's hot! I wonder what Bella would look in this! It would fit her perfectly.

Pictures rushed through my head.
Why the heck was Emmett thinking about my girlfriend in that way?

Eddie! Look at this!

I did turn around and was just about to answer him when I saw what he was holding in his hands.

Oh.My.God.

I couldn't believe it. He held a deep blue velvet corset, with black straps. It had a huge cleavage. Under the corset there was a tong in the same blue und with black lace too.

It was incredible. I tried not to think about Bella in this little piece of cloth because I knew if I would I had to change my attitude about this whole sex after marriage thing.

Thank god I didn't need to breathe. I'd have hyperventilated.

Emmett knew I loved it, but I wouldn't let him win.

"Put this away, Em. First: Bella would NEVER wear something like this! Second: Stop thinking about her taking it off! Gosh! PLEASE! And third: That's not your business!"

Oh poor Eddie boy. Being a virgin sucks, huh?

I would have smacked him but he was right. I just turned away from him, looking at the different vibrators lying on the huge desk.

Human women must have really bad sex.

Smiling about this I took one of them in my hand. It was soft and warm but I could smell the cheep material. It was disgusting.

"May I help you?" A high voice asked behind me. I turned around to face her.

Oh Lord! He's gorgeous! I want him!

She was short, not as short as Alice but not as tall as Bella was. Her hair was green, pink and black und reached her waist. She was not really wearing something.

It was just a black bra, too small for her breasts so that they were practically falling out, jumping into my face If I wasn't so tall and a black leather mini skirt with red high heels. Her nose was small but kind of cute. If I hadn't seen so many beautiful vampires and a gorgeous girlfriend named Bella in my life I would have called her pretty.

Oh. My. God! He's looking at me. I wonder if he likes my breasts. I saw his eyes wandering..

I wrinkled my nose.

She smelled like the whole shop. A mixture of cheep plastic, latex sex and…sweat?

I wondered if she'd have sex with someone not long ago.

GAHH! Bad Edward! Don't think about it! Disgusting!

I shook my head no but she was still staring at me waiting for an answer.

I wonder if his voice is as sexy as his body is…

"No. Thank you. I don't need help. I'm- We're not looking for something special"

Oh damn. I was right. He's absolutely hot. If I hadn't have sex with Michael ten minutes ago I would probably hit on him.

I hoped she would just go away and leave me alone. Her thoughts were really annoying. Not that I wasn't used to that kind of thoughts but the only mind I was interested in was Bella's.

Of course her mind was the only one I couldn't read. Yeah. Great.

Her eyes met mine and she stared at me for another minute before walking up to Emmett.

"Hello. Can I help you with something?" she asked, taking the outfit out of Emmett's hands and held it in front of her body.

"I could try it on for you, if you wanted me too. That's no problem!"

I would LOVE him to rip this from my body. He's hot. I love his muscles.. Wonder how much he can lift..

She raised her eyebrows.

"So. What do you think? I think that would look nice on me, huh?"

She looked like she was going to rape him. Jesus.

"No thanks. I think his wife wouldn't be too happy about it", Jasper said, showing her the book.

"I would like to buy this."

Jeez, Eddie. This one is really annoying. I wish Alice was here with us. Maybe she could doll her up.. And give her some clothes!

I nearly pissed myself laughing. He was so right.

Alice was annoying sometimes and a little too much into that whole shopping thing but she was my sister after all. I knew she would enjoy this as much as Emmett did right now.

The woman, who introduced herself as Lucy, walked to the cash register.

"Soooo.. What do we have here?" she said to herself.

She read the title and looked at the price.

"That's thirty-five dollar and fifty." she said, making a pink bubble with her chewing gum.

Jasper raised one eyebrow and gave her the money.

Before handing the book to him, she took a post-it, wrote her number on it and put it on the book.

She smiled widely and winked at him.

I couldn't help but chuckle.

"Oh. Wow. That's nice. I'll call you and then we can try something out of this?" He asked her, pointing at the book.

She grinned like a total fool and whispered.

"I think that could be arranged…"

Jasper took one more step forward, his face just an inch away from hers.

"I think it's snowing today." He said and ripped the post-it apart in a million white pieces, behind his back so she couldn't see it.

That was it. I tried to hide it but I just couldn't.

I burst into a laugh, Emmett next to me joined me and Jasper grinned.

"Nothing.." he said, walking over to us.

"Nice, Jazz." He held his hand over his head.

Emmett and jazz high-fived and turned to the underwear section.

"Hey Ed! What's about this? OH! And this! woah!"

This was going to be a hell of an afternoon...

Huh.. yeah guys.. interested in more? I kind of have plans for all of them... Gosh... It was so much fun to write the chapters x)

Leave a review,pleaaase. I would like that..A LOT haha