Author's Note: I obviously don't own the original song but I do own the lyrics for the parody.
Served with Custard
With apple pie, it's so good
It's best with a hot pud.
If lumpy, then it's not so good
I'd eat it if I could
And though a pie alone
Is not to be bemoaned
Chorus:
Served with custard, it makes it taste so good
Custard's always so tasty, on a pudding or pastry
(the taste of the vanilla is so lovely)
Served with custard, it makes it taste so good
Custard's always so tasty, on a pudding or pastry
(the taste of the vanilla is so good)
The sight of it brings me to tears
'specially after pints of beer
And its yellow colour's so swell
On that I'd like to dwell
And though a pie alone
Is not to be bemoaned
Chorus
It's not that I need it all the time
It's just that all the pies I have
Are better if it is with them
Every time I eat a pie
I long to have that custard
Just standing there
Right by its side
And though a pie alone
Is not to be bemoaned
It just ain't right
When custard's in sight.
Chorus x 3