Hello yet again!! I'm having difficulties with updating. So, so, so very sorry but I can NOT for the life of me think of anything to write! School started 2 weeks ago and homework is killer (seriously who assigns THAT hard of homework in the first month??), and last week my bf Zach decided to be super-romantic and take me on a date. any who… those are just lame excuses, except the date one. That one stands as a valid excuse. How am I suppose to write romantic yaoi stuff when my bf is being (surprisingly) romantic and responsible (O.O). Anyways enough about my love life and on to SasuNaru-ness!!

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Naruto then I wouldn't be so poor -- ; Course if I owned Naruto it wouldn't be a children's show.

Warnings: Yaoi (boyxboy), AU, drunkenness, mentions of sex.

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Two older-teenaged boys stumbled down a dark street, approaching a building. They were

laughing at something stupid. The short, blond one has the larger, dark-haired boy's arm around his

shoulders. They continued laughing at nothing till the smaller one giggled "Oh look Sasuke there's your

apartment!". They stumbled inside and Sasuke pushed the smaller one against the wall. "Gods! Naruto you

look sooooo sexy right now. 'Course you always look sexy. Wish you know how I feel 'bout you" Sasuke

blurted out. That was suppose to be a thought bubble. Naruto giggled and kissed the taller boy fully on the

lips. Sasuke quickly deepened the kiss. They made-out for a few minutes then stumbled up to Sasuke's

apartment. They collapsed on the floor. "Hey Sasuke? Do you love me?" asked Naruto as they lay panting

on the floor, side by side staring at the ceiling. "I love you Naruto do you love me?" giggled (A/N yes

giggled O.O) the dark-haired boy. "I've loved you for awhile now Sasuke." said Naruto sleepily. "I've

loved you since forever Naruto. The taller boy hugged him and Naruto fell asleep. Then the drunken

Sasuke giggled again and thought up a plan to keep Naruto all to himself. He picked up Naruto and

changed him into some sweats and t-shirt. He tried not to drool but he did get a nose-bleed. He placed him,

in his bed and stripped himself of his clothes and changed himself.

He crawled into the bed and curled-up next to Naruto. He smiled and fell asleep.

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'It's so nice and warm' thought Naruto. He woke up to arms wrapped around him pulling him into

Sasuke's chest. His eyes shot open. 'I. am. In. Sasuke's. Bed. Oh my god.' He got up careful not to wake

The taller boy. He crept in to the kitchen and started breakfast. He had no idea why he was making

breakfast in his best friend's house after sleeping there. 'I hope Sasuke doesn't remember me confessing to

him'

Naruto blushed at his own thought. Sasuke woke up to the smell of pancakes and bacon. 'is Naruto cooking?' he sat up as he remembered last night. 'Oh God I confessed to him!' thought Sasuke. 'we kissed.'

Sasuke thought. He got up, walked into the kitchen and then proceeded to wrap his arms around Naruto's

waist. "Morning Naru-chan" Sasuke prayed he wasn't going to die. Then the dark-haired teen started

nibbling Naruto's neck. Naruto was blushing the whole time. When Naruto didn't slap him Sasuke smirked

and kissed Naruto on the lips. Naruto kissed back of course. When they broke apart, Naruto breathed on too

Sasuke's lips "I love you". Sasuke smiled and kissed Naruto again "I love you too, dobe" .

THE END!!

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THAT WAS FUN!! I hope I can add some more oneshots like this one!!