1Disclaimer: I do not own CSI. CBS owns that one. The website featured in this chapter is not real! (At least, I don't think it is.
This is just a fun story I cooked up when I heard about Sara's return, and my friends suggested that she might be pregnant. Add that to a Food Network special on a candy convention, that featured the product featured, you get this. This is a one year later story. Hope you guys enjoy it.
Anniversary; or Adventures with Body Chocolate
Chapter One: The Pleasure Chest
Sara Sidle sat at her desk, planning her second anniversary with her husband Gil Grissom. She had already made the plan for her colleague Catherine Willows to babysit their 8 month old son Levi. Right now, she was stuck. She wanted to do something sexy for her husband.
In a last ditch effort, she pulled up the Google search page, and typed in "Sexy anniversary ideas." Upon hitting "I'm Feeling Lucky," a page came up called "Anniversariez. As she sifted through the semi-pornographic images, she saw the best idea she never had. Among the photos was one of a woman holding a paint brush over her mate. The page was entitled "Cheese and Chocolate." Once she clicked on the picture, the link took her to a page featuring body chocolate. It was a sugar free, liquified milk chocolate that comes in a pail with a paint brush, roller, and a tattoo kit. The page also instructed her that this night also goes well with an insanely bad erotic thriller such as "Basic Instinct" or "Showgirls." Hence, Cheese and Chocolate. Instantly, she found the "Nearest retailer" link. The nearest one was in a store only 2 blocks away. After leaving the baby with a neighbor, she was on her way.
Upon walking into the store, Sara was approached by an unusually cheerful clerk. "Hello," The clerk chirped. "Welcome to the Pleasure Chest. How may I help you today?" Sara was a bit nervous. "I was online when I found a product called 'body chocolate.' I was wanting to get it for a sexy night with my husband." She told the clerk.
"Oh, that's an awesome product!" the clerk half cheered. "My boyfriend loves it. I'll show you to it." The one thing Sara could think was "I so didn't need to know that." The clerk led Sara through a maze of dildos, lingerie, and blow-up dolls before entering an ungodly cold room called "edibles."
Inside, she found stuff that gave the phrase "Play with your food" a new meaning. "It's like something out of '9½ Weeks!'" Sara said, astonished. "This room features our most popular items," The clerk said. "Body chocolate is our biggest seller." She said, handing a box to Sara. "Your husband will love this."
Sara paid for the kit and a pair of edible panties. "I hope you have a lovely anniversary." the clerk told her. "Thank you. I will definitely come back." Sara grinned as she walked out of the store.
The next chapter will be longer, I promise! I know it isn't much, but it's a little appetizer for what's to come. Will update soon, I promise. Please Read and Review.