Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Beach Movie except for my story and OCs.
Mack's POV
I was just walking to the beach, warm wet sand between my toes, the sun radiating on my skin, the salty ocean practically screaming out my name. "Help!" yelled a little girl. "I'm coming!" I yelled back. "I got you!" Then I went to Big Momma's Cafe when suddenly a band called The Southern Leather Feathers began to sing.
I like a feather
And a burger is just as great
I feel oh so happy
I really wanna be your mate. Hey!
And they kept repeating it over and over again just to be annoying.
"Get of the stage, and fuck you so get off, you annoying chipmunks!" Someone shouted.
The terrible band kept singing. "Hello people! That song was called Purple! Here's a new one called Lettuce!"
Cold ice cream is yummy
Oh so good in my belly!
Love me like a sweet heart
Strike me like an arrow is sharp!
Eat some lettuce
It'll feel cold
Oh yes it will
It'll be bold! YEAH!
We were stunned at their ignorance and stupidity. " I have a better song to sing"
i like to kiss your ass
Goose it tast good like ice cream
oww I like to kiss it kiss iit and
tattoe it mine, mine, and all mine
And the song is called I like to have sex!