I didn't create any of the characters, that was Stephenie Meyer. This, in my opinion, is how twilight should've been.
I ripped open the human girl's throat and began sucking the sweet blood from her now lifeless body. Eventually, I drained the body of blood. I began debating internally on whether or not to make love to the lifeless corpse, like I do to most of my victims. I didn't know if I could, because she just looked so disgusting. With her creepy, repulsive translucent skin, a huge upper lip that didn't at all match the other and made her look like a fish, and eyes the color of dog crap, I almost didn't. I shrugged, deciding to go on with it. My tiny vampire attention span only allowed me five minutes or so (my kind is easily distracted and bored) so I pulled on my clothes to leave. Just as I turned to go, I heard a ripping noise from her body. I swiveled around to face a weird looking half-vampire, half-human thing. It had my hair color (which is red, but the girl I feed off of said was bronze. I wonder if she was colorblind or maybe had a mental disorder?) But it also had the girl's fish lips and dog crap eye color. She was so ugly I had to give her the dumbest name I could think of.
"Renesmee," I whispered.
FIN.