Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. the story was based on Alice in Wonderland.
This is a story about a boy named Hidan and his strange adventure. Hidan was a young boy at the age of 7. He very much loved to play outside and to pretend he lived in a world where logic and common sense did not exist. His father Pein was strict and mean and always said how ridiculous Hidan was acting. Even his mother, Konan, who tought young hidan about the wonders of ones imagination, said he was much to old to be behaving like a child. Hidan's older brothers where not very nice either, they loved to pick on him and blame him for things he did not do, especially the oldest of his 5 older brothers, Kakuzu. Kakuzu loved to get Hidan in any kind of trouble but he mostly just beats Hidan up. Hidan's father's old friend sasori is very smart and quiet wise but still he kind of annoyed Hidan always saying not to keep Hidan's parents waiting because it's rude or when he asks him a question the strange red haired man would respond in some form of a riddle. His only true friend was Deidara who was a strange blue eyed blond cat.
One afternoon Hidan was out playing with Deidara, well more like Deidara watching Hidan run around pretending to be a ninja in one of his fantasy worlds again. They were playing in the courtyard when suddenly his brothers Kakuzu, Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu and Tobi come over and Hidan stops and looks at them knowing well they weren't here to join him in beating up people who turned into what he liked to called tailed beasts. Kisame ruffled Hidans hair knowing how much Hidan hates getting his hair touched and he laughs a bit "whatchya doing freak?" Hidan frowns, he absolutely hated his brothers. "i'm being a ninja who beats up people" Hidan responded proudly. All five of them start laughing and Zetsu speaks up, the strange boy sounding like he is two different people because his voice changes with every word he sais from deep to normal, "and I used to think tobi was the messed up one" they all laugh harder and Tobi, being a complete moron, laughs with them and hidan growls at them "shut up! I hate you all!' the boys laugh even harder and itachi speaks up "aww look he's throwing a fit how cute" he sais in a mock tone. Hidan glares at them and Deidara hisses. Kakuzu shoves Hidan to the ground and laughs as Hidan glares at him "what? gonna get up and kick my ass?" Kisame laughs when hidan gets up looking as if he were about to fight back "oooh watch out Kakuzu, the little freak might try using his ninja moves on you" They all laugh again and Hidan huffs then Kakuzu pushes Hidan a bit from side to side laughing. Hidan gets angry and tries running at Kakuzu after Kakuzu pushes Hidan away but he only trips poor Hidan. His brothers laugh and Kakuzu smirks down at Hidan and laughs when he sees tears in Hidans eyes. Hidan gets up and runs off crying.
Awhile later Hidan is sitting by a tree and Deidara is laying next to him. He pets Deidara "...you know Deidara...truth be told i wasn't crying because they scared me or hurt me...i really like kakuzu. i mean i really look up to him." Hidan tears up "s-so...why is he so mean to me" Deidara mewls and Hidan cries again.