Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the characters or anything. If I did I wouldn't be putting this here!

Hinata and Tenten were sitting in silence on the bus after school one day when Tenten randomly said, "Ha, I finally remembered to add you on MSN. I'm so proud of youthful geniusness!" She laughed before saying, "Gai sensei! Lee! Gai sensei! Lee! Gai sensei! Lee!..." Tenten realised what she did and blushed in embarrassment.

Hinata just shook her head, "You've know those two for way too long. I don't even know how you put up with them."

"Don't forget I've got Neji too. At least he's half sane."

"Only half?" Hinata asked with a stupid look on her face.

"There's a lot you don't know about your cousin. And let me tell you now, you don't want to know."

"Couldn't you picture those two doing that on a sunset scene?"

"Are you feeling ok?" Tenten put a hand on Hinata's forehead.

"Yeah, why?"

"Because that is so not something you would say."

"Yeah, well there's a lot you don't know about me."

Tenten shrugged. "Ohmigod I have homework for the tv show MASH. It's so weird."

"Hm, Hanabi's addicted to it. I think she thinks its oxygen. It's weird."

"No, what's weird is Naruto. He walked past me today with Sakura. She was all like 'hey' but Naruto was all like 'I love you!'" Tenten glomped Hinata for the' I love you.' "He's such a clown."

Hinata glomped back. "Lol yeah, he's such a twit sometimes! You know Tenten, you'd like him. You both have dirty minds."

Tenten threw he hands in the air. "Awesome! I'm not alone in the world! God, I hope my computer works tonight. It wouldn't paste a stupid picture!"

Hinata laughed. "Poor Tenten. Ohmigod! Guess what! I was on Limewire and Sasuke, when he set it up, forgot to block the adult content. It was….disturbing would be an understatement." She shuddered.

"Ohmigod! I wouldn't block the adult content," she said with a straight face and poking her tongue out.

"Lol." Again with that word.

"But you know me!"



"And then I found some random video of this chick being fingered. It was gross. I was like what the hell! Get me out of here!"

"Why didn't you share it with me?" Tenten pouted.

"Did I tell you? Sasuke put my phone down his undies the other day…He made me get it…Bad experience."

Tenten laughed. Those two were always close but that was just ridiculous. "OMG front or back?"

Hinata shuddered. "Front."

"Ha! Do you think he enjoyed the experience?"

"Lol. He just laughed. That smug pig."

"I think he'd enjoy it. He seems sadistic in that way."

"Can you stop talking about me like that?" asked a voice behind them.

The girls turned around to see Sasuke glaring at them.

"Trust you to do that Sasuke," said Tenten.

"Trust girls to gossiping about everything…And don't use that same excuse. Seriously."

"Why would you put her phone down your pants anyways?"

He just shrugged.

There was a moment of silence and then Hinata pulled on Tenten's sleeve. "Uh, Tenten…He's got your phone now."

"Huh?" She looked over the back of the seat just in time to see Sasuke put her phone down his pants. "WHAT!" she screamed.

Hinata just smacked her forehead with her hand. "Not again!"

Hey everyone! This is my first fanfic so I hope you liked it!! I actually got the idea off a friend who had to get her phone out from down a guy's pants…

I hoped you like it! And just because I'm new to this thing doesn't mean I want your sympathy. If you don't like it and want to flame then feel free!

Also! The only reason I uploaded this was because my friend deepxwriterxaboutxeverything told me to. So if you have a REAL problem with this then you can also go flame to her…At her. Meh.