Hunt For the 7 Chaos Emeralds
The main characters are owned by Sega, everyone else is owned by wherever they're from, like Capcom or Midway. Rated R for violence and sexual seduction. Guest starring Nunzio, Paul London and Brian Kendrick.
The Seven Chaos Emeralds, 7 magnificent emeralds placed under the care of Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Cream and Cheese. They were in the house Chris Thorndyke, the human they stayed with on Earth. They were at his house and the Emeralds are good so that any Chaos control can only be controlled by Sonic. The story begins with Tails making a canon. That can shoot any object to distant places. Amy walked in to check on him. "What are making Tails?" Amy asked. "A canon that can shoot things a far distance", Tails said, repeating what I just said, little bastard, no I didn't mean that, or maybe I did, or maybe not, or maybe I did, I'll get back to the story. "A canon huh? How is that gonna help us?" Amy asked. "It's not, I just don't wanna get rusty on my skills", Tails said. Chris T comes in. "Hey come down, I would like you to meet someone, they are pro wrestlers from WWE visiting us today", Chris T said. Tails and Amy left the room and headed downstairs where Sonic, Knuckles, Cream, Cheese and Chris's friends Helen were. "Tails, Amy, meet the three WWE superstars, from the ECW roster, ECW original and former Cruiserweight champion Nunzio, and from RAW, former tag team champions Paul London and Brian Kendrick", Chris T said. "It's an honor to be here", London said. "So you're the famous fox that flies Sonic everywhere he needs to go, I like that I respect that", Kendrick said. "Yeah, you also spend your time fighting an evil Egg", Nunzio said. "Dude, it's Eggman, as in he's human, but overweight", London said. "Oh", Nunzio said. "Hey Helen, I didn't expect you to be here", Tails said. "I came to see them", Helen said. "You like wrestling?" Tails asked. "Well they are athletic, and that blonde one is really cute", Helen said. Kendrick smiled in a show-off way, which prompted London to threaten a smack to the face. "What were you working on Tails?" Sonic asked. "Come upstairs and I'll show you", Tails said. Everyone went upstairs, though it was hard for Helen as she was wheelchair bound, so Kendrick carried her up the stairs while London helped Nunzio carry the chair. "Easy, easy, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, wait, you're gonna drop it", London said. "You try moving up correctly and not bash this into anything", Nunzio said. Everyone else went into the room and saw Tails' invention. "Seems kinda useless", Knuckles said. "I need to make sure I don't get rusty", Tails said. "Put something in, see how it works", Sonic said. Tails put in a baseball in the hole and the ball fired very far away. "I wonder how far that thing went", Sonic said. "What's taking so long for London and Nunzio?" Kendrick asked. The two finally entered the room, but tripped over a toolbox Tails kept on the floor and bumped into a shelf that had the box containing the 7 emeralds. 6 of the emeralds fell in the hole and each emerald was fired far away. "Oh shit!" Knuckles shouted. "The emeralds!" Tails shouted. Each emerald went to a different location, one to Spain, one to Miami, one to Japan, one to New York, one to China and one to a road in Denver, Colorado.
Everyone was shocked. "The emeralds are gone!" Amy shouted. "Tails, remember when I said your device was useless? Guess what, it's not, it's a total disaster", Knuckles said. "How was I supposed to know this would happen", Tails said. "You're the genius, you should have detected something", Knuckles said. "Enough people, if it's anyone's fault it's Paul's and James's faults", Kendrick said. "What the hell are you talking about?" Nunzio asked (note, his real name is James Maritato). "You guys are the ones who tripped and knocked the emeralds into the canon and fired them away", London said. "It was an accident", Nunzio said. "Maybe the emeralds shouldn't have been so close to the canon", Sonic said. "Maybe Tails should have paid attention to where he was building his device!" Knuckles shouted. Tails started feeling guilty and started getting teary eyed. "Hey take it easy I didn't mean…" Knuckles tried saying but was cut off. "I think you've said enough Knuckles", Amy said, putting her arms around Tails and patting his head to prevent his crying. "Well I guess all we can do is look for the emeralds, the one remaining should be of some assistance", Sonic said. London looked Green Chaos emerald and gave it to Sonic. "Well let's move", London said. "Wait, are we gonna all fit in the X-Tornado?" Cream asked. "I have something, if you are still interested", Tails said. "Of course we are, I'm sure that Knuckles wouldn't mind, right Knuckles?" Amy asked, still hugging Tails. "Yeah whatever", Knuckles said. Amy glared at Knuckles. "What do want from me?" Knuckles asked. "What do you have in mind?" Helen asked. "I built a plane recently that can carry more people than the X-Tornado, though not as fast", Tails said. "Good, we can all go one it", Sonic said. "Even me?" Helen asked. "I don't know Helen, what would your parents think?" Sonic asked. "I'll send them a note saying I'm with you, please", Helen said. "Ok, but you need to be careful", Sonic said. Everyone got on the new plane and prepared to leave, Tails put the green emerald into the slot to power the machine up. "All right, the chaos emerald was taking them near the first place in America, only it started to move.