Hello everybody!!! Welcome to my first (Published, not written) Pokemon Fanfic!!
This is, as the title says, about some...ahem...very annoyed legendaries!!
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, Ash Ketchum would either not exist or somebody would've launched him into the sun by now.
Let's dive right in, shall we??
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis Talk."
Flashback
Three Birds and One Clone
Arceus sat at a table, sipping his tea.
It was a quiet day in the Hall of Origin; just how he liked it.
The relaxed Pokémon let his eyes drift shut, releasing a sigh of contentment amd leaning his head back.
Bzzz...
Cracking an eye open, he looked around, not seeing anything noteworthy.
He closed his eye again.
Bzzz...
This time, Arceus opened both eyes, lifting his head as the room began shaking.
*What in the name of myself--*
CRASH!!!
The doors to the Dining Hall came flying open, slamming against their respective walls, four Pokémon falling through it.
They were all, of course, screaming at each other.
Arceus levitated himself out of his chair, floating over to the pile.
He landed right in front of them, his golden-clad hooves clacking against the tile floor as he did.
The shouting ceased immediately, all heads turning upwards to the giant creature.
The fist to break the silence was one of the birds, her wings flapping as she broke from the group.
"Grandpa!!"
Arceus wagged his head slightly as she wrapped her blue wings around one of his oversized legs.
*I'm still not her grandfather. Well, not technically.* He thought to himself.
Once the bird had let go, the white beast lowered himself onto his front knees.
As usual, he used his 'telekinesis' to talk, as, according to the franchise, he has no mouth.
"Hello, Articuno."
He looked at the rest.
"Moltres, Zapdos, Mewtwo. What brings the four of you home today?? I would have expected you to be causing trouble in Kanto."
The three quickly untangled themselves from each other.
Still glaring at each other, Zapdos spoke up.
"Sorry Paps, but we seems to be havin' a bit of an..."
The electric bird's eyes narrowed, still locked with Mewtwo's.
"...issue."
Arceus cocked a brow.
"Oh?"
Mewtwo spoke next, he also using his telekinesis because--once again--no mouth.
"I wouldn't quite call it an issue," The clone Pokémon began, "Just some of us..."
His eyes narrowed.
"...causing trouble, as usual."
Now, Moltrés scoffed, deciding to throw her hat in the ring.
Throwing her firey wings into the air, she yelled out.
"If you all would've, I don't know, just let me have it, we wouldn't be in this situation right now!!!"
Arceus sighed.
"Would someone explain, please?"
"Gladly, Paps." Zapdos began.
O/O/O/O
Earlier that day...
Fwoosh!!
An angry blast of fire sailed down, Zapdos spinning through the air in order to dodge it.
Beating his wings, the electric bird shot back up, squaking angrily at his sister.
"YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT, SIS!!"
Moltrés released another chute of flames.
"IN YOUR DREAMS, ZAPDOS!! MINE IS BETTER!!"
Zapdos, in turn, unleashed a blast of electricity, the two beams colliding.
The battle raged on for about ten more minutes, the two birds relentlessly arguing and trying to murder each other.
...As usual.
Suddenly, a blue and white beam came down from the air, separating the two.
"Alright, break it up, break it up!!"
The birds each landed on different sides of the ravine, looking upwards.
Articuno glared down at them, her blue wings beating in the air.
"What are you two arguing about now?!"
The duo glared at each other.
Suddenly, a mischevious grin spread across Zapdos' beak.
"Say, sis," He began, grin ever-growing, "My theme song's better, right?"
Suddenly, Moltrés' eyes popped out, her flaming wings flaring.
"Oh no you don't!!"
She turned her head up to Articuno, giving one of her sweetest, can-this-convince-you smiles.
"Articuno, sweetie, my theme song has to be better, right?"
Articuno, having landed on a nearby tree, facewinged.
"...Guys."
She inhaled.
"We. Three. Have. The. Same. THEME SONG!!!"
The words "Theme song" continued to echo across the landscape.
The idiot siblings both blinked.
"Oh."
Articuno facewinged.
"Well," Moltrés began, "It seems that I have befallen to your superior wit, brother. I shall begin my apology with--"
"EX-CUSE ME?!"
O/O/O/O
All heads turned to Moltrés, who was literally burning with rage.
"Since when do I even remotely hint that you're smarter than me?!"
Zapdos rolled his eyes.
"Ya could've."
"Yet I didn't!!"
As they began to argue, Arceus tapped a golden hoof on the tiled floor.
"Ahem."
The siblings looked up, slightly embarassed.
"Sorry, Paps. As I was sayin'-"
"I'll take it from here." Moltrés snapped, walking past her brother and, quite literally, kicking him out of the way.
O/O/O/O
Where we left off...
After the spat had been resolved, the trio managed to have a rare moment of peace together as they flew above the ravine.
As they flew along, something within the ravine caught Moltrés' eye.
Halting, she craned her neck down.
"What's that?"
The other two stopped as well, curious.
Diving down and landing deep in the ravine, the trio found a small, shiny object sticking halfway out of the ground.
Padding over and scratching at the earth around it, Moltrés was eventually able to reveal the entire object.
Her eyes popped.
The other two examined it as well.
Held within the bird's claw was an open master ball, the light from the mettalic insides reflecting in the sunlight.
"Moltrés," Articuno began, "You have done us a great justice, finding such a mysterious and interesting find. You are such a wonderful--"
"...Um...sis?"
O/O/O/O
All heads turned to Articuno, who looked confused.
"Number one, I found the Masterball. Number two..."
She inhaled.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?! I MEAN SERIOUSLY!! IS IT THAT HARD TO TELL A STORY?! ONE THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED AN HOUR AGO?! FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! IF UNCLE LUGIA WERE HERE--"
As the angry ice Legendary continued to rant, everyone else slowly backed away.
About 5 minutes later, she punctuated the end of her rant with a snort of steam from her nostrils.
"...Sorry. I have pent-up fustrations."
The other terrified Legendaries slowly nodded.
She then turned to Mewtwo.
"Why don't you continue from where you came in?"
He shrugged.
"Fine by me."
O/O/O/O
Now, where were we??
Mewtwo descended, Mary Poppins style, in front of the three.
Said three were already engaged in an argument.
"IT'S MINE!! IT'S SHINY, SO IT'S AUTOMATICALLY MINE!!"
"No way Moltrés!! I'm the one with electricity, and what's shinier than electricity?!"
"Guys!! It doesn't even belong to us!! A trainer probably passed through here or something!!!"
"Ahem."
All heads turned to the clone, who tossed away his umbrella.
Articuno beamed, waving a wing at him.
"Hi, Mewtwo!! What are you doing here?"
He pointed up a a nearby cave on the wall.
"That's my new 'house'." He replied.
He looked at the object she was holding.
"..." He continued to stare at it...
...And stare...
...And stare...
"Um...Mewtwo?"
He snapped out of his trance.
"My apologies." He stated, looking back up at them.
Zapdos glared at him, which Mewtwo reciprocated.
"Well, we outta go now." The electric bird quipped, turning his back on the other male and prepping to fly away.
"Wait!" Moltrés yelled. "What about the ball?! I wanna keep it!"
Zapdos whirled back around with a screech.
"No!! I'm keepin' it!!"
"Actually, this is my home, so therefore I should keep it."
Articuno beamed, eye twitching.
"See you two? He has a point! Let him keep the ball."
"NO." Was the reply, which then sparked an all-out war between the three, with Articuno trying to intervene.
As the Legendaries were distracted, a small Pidgey hopped over to the ball, curious.
30 seconds later..
PING!
The fighters halted immediately, knowing very well what that sound meant.
O/O/O/O
Present
"So...what happened after that?" Arceus wondered, waiting for them to continue.
"Nothin', really." Zapdos replied, holding up the aforementioned Masterball. "We got inta another argument, then decided to come see if ya could get the Pidgey out of the ball. And, y'know, argued the whole way here."
Not noticing the emphasis put on the word Pidgey, Arceus levitated the ball from the bird's claw, ripping it in half.
A white light leaped into the air,slightly glitchibg as it morphed into the shape of a pidgey before fully materializing.
Said bird looked around before finding herself gazing up at Arceus.
She suddenly went stock-still, eyes never leaving the God-like Pokémon in front of her.
He craned his head down.
"Do not be frightened, small one."
This did nothing, however; Mewtwo came over and picked up the bird.
*Oh well. It's not everyday you get to, literally, 'meet thy maker'.* He reasoned in his mind.
"We can return it to Kanto." Mewtwo offered. "I don't think the trainers of Sinnoh would find it normal for a Kanto Pokémon to be flying around without a trainer."
A hurried murmur of agreement came from the rest as the clone walked over and picked up the bird, Arceus backingup slightly.
They began to head out.
"Later, Paps."
"Bye Grandpa!"
"See you later."
"Goodbye."
And with that, the doors to the Dining Hall were pulled shut, leaving Arceus alone.
He sighed, floating back over to his tea.
"Oh look, it's cold. Whatever shall I, the creator of this complex universe, do?."
O/O/O/O
The four Legendaries flew across the water, savoring the sunset as they made the journey from Sinnoh to Kanto.
Looking down, Mewtwo shook the 'Pidgey' he was holding.
"MissingNo? We are...er...away from Arceus now."
The small Pokémon blinked before leaping from his arms, surrounding herself in a brilliant white light.
The three waited as her transformation completed itself, revealing a glitchy, backwards-L-shaped Pokémon.
"Sorry, MissingNo." Articuno began, looking slightly guilty.
"We didn't want to take you to Arceus, but...uh..."
"...We didn't exactly have a choice..." Moltrés added, looking away.
"Yeah." Zapdos spoke up, "Masterballs ain't easy to break."
"It'S f-f-fiN-n-Ne." The glitch replied. Her voice sounded as if she were smiling.
"Sorry our Thursday Chat Session got interupted." Mewtwo put in. "I can make it up to you next week, if you'd like."
"S-S-SuRe!!" MissingNo spun in the air.
"I-I-I'm jUSt glaD tO b-b-b-bE paSt Ar-ARcEus-s-S." She quipped.
"Yeah..."
Silence loomed over the five for a while as they flew, but was soon broken by Zapdos, as he had turned around.
"Uh...guys? Why's the Hall o' Origin on fire??"
Welp, there ya go. Chappie one, done and done!!
I know not many Legendaries were featured in this chap, but hey, gotta start somewhere!! And why not with the first Legendaries?? And very first Glitchmon??
Don't worry, a lot more get introduced next chapter.
If you're wondering where the Masterball came from, well...;-)
Also, a certain subject we oughta adress:
SHIPPING.
Yes, there will be shipping. Yes, some will be weird. No, I don't care if you don't like it.
For example: *Picks up chair* I SHIP ARTICUNO AND MEWTWO!! FIGHT ME!!
And yes, this story does have a plot, y'know, if ya squint hard enough ;-).
So!! Fun question time: Who's your favorite Legendary? Mine's Dialga :)
Weird Pokémon fact of the day: Furret is taller than Charizard.
...I'm not kidding. Furret is 5'11" and Charizard is 5'07". Google it.
Well, I suppose that's all for now!!
See ya next Chappie!!