The Blonde and the Moron
Rated T because it swears because that's what the cool kids do.
hey everyone! This is my first time writing fanfiction! I hope it isn't too bad. I also want to give special thanks to lemoncelloismyname for encouraging me to do this. It's going to be a school au because mostly everyone is in school and why not?
Enjoy and have a nice life.
School au: Natsu starts another school year of Fairy Tail High. This year his little sister Wendy is a freshmen so she is new to the high school. What Natsu didn't know was that he would meet another new student.
Chapter 1: The Bell
Natsu always hated school.
In school you have to be quiet, you have to listen to teachers talk in boring monotone that puts you to sleep quicker then chloroform, and the worst part of school...the work!
Seriously they expect you do school work for free!? Not to mention that it's ultra boring (and Natsu sucks at it).
So let's just say when Natsu woke up this morning at 5:00 A.M to get ready for his first day back he was more than a little grouchy.
right now he's waiting in front of my house for his knucklehead best friend to pick him and his little sister up for school.
"Hey Natsu can you help me get to my first class?" asked Natsu's little sister Wendy. Natsu looked over to his little sister who was looking at him with pleading eyes.
"Sure thing, by the way do you have your schedule so you know where to go?" Natsu asked.
"Yep"
"Alright good, Grandeeney would kill me if you got lost." Natsu shivered at the thought of getting on her bad side.
A minute later a Blue Mazda3 Sedan pulls up to curb beside him. Natsu and Wendy jump in the right away knowing the owner of the vehicle.
"Where were you Gray? We were waiting forever. Now I don't have time to talk to you guys" Natsu said as he was buckling up.
"Shut up Flame ass you're riding in my car remember? And I was looking for my school uniform." Gray stated.
"It's not like you wear wear it half the time you striper" Natsu remarked.
"At least I'm not a slob" Gray retorts
"Fuck you, exhibitionist." Natsu shot back
"At least I don't have flames for brains" gray retorted
Wendy giggled at their pointless bickering. They spent the rest of the ride to school talking about the new school year, whether excited or not.
"I can't wait to see Sherria again" Wendy said.
"I hope she isn't with Lyon" Gray stated.
"Why?" Wendy asked curiously
"Because he always tries to prove that he's better than me when he's not."
"Please, Gray everyone is better than you." Natsu laughed
"Shut up, moron"
"You two aren't fighting are you?" demanded from behind Natsu and Gray.
"Nope, not at all!" Natsu and gray both said with shaking voices as they turned around.
"Good, anyway hello guys."
"Hey Erza" they greeted.
"Where's Jellal?" Natsu asked.
"He left to get me and himself a coffee" Erza replied.
"Okay, tell him I said hi. I have to get Wendy to her class" Natsu said as he took Wendy by the hand and started rushing away.
"Bye everyone" Wendy waved as she tried to keep up with Natsu.
The two try to get through the busy hallways of Fairy Tail High Wendy holds on to Natsu hand tightly as they make their way through the crowd. Finally Natsu and Wendy gets to the stairs to the second floor then Natsu turns around.
"Wendy I can't keep dragging you around, and I know you can't keep up with me when we're on the stairs. You have to let go of me and walk up"
"What if I get lost?" Wendy asked sounding frightened.
"I'll wait for you at the top, ok" Natsu reassured her.
"Ok"
Natsu turns back around to climb up the steep school stairwell and rushes up it while passing other people. When he reaches the top he moves off to the side so he can wait to see his little sister.
"Hey"
Natsu looks toward where the voice came from and saw a small hand in a huge crowd. "Yep that's Wendy" Natsu thought as he takes her hand and continues toward her first class.
"Wait! Slow down"
"More like you keep up!"
"Quit dragging me around Jackass!"
Wait what?! Wendy never curses, and this voice isn't as high as Wendy's.
Natsu stops dead in his tracks and let's go of whoever's hand he was holding and turns seeing that the person he was walking with was definitely not his sister.
The person he was leading bumps straight into his back. Natsu turns to see who he was dragging around and sees a blond girl, she looks like she's about Natsu's age.
"Who the hell are you?"
"I could ask you the same thing! And to answer your question my name is Lucy"
"Ok Luigi -"
"It's Lucy!"
"whatever! Listen I need to find Wendy and bring her to her first class so I don't have time to talk" Natsu states as he tries to get pass Lucy.
"Don't whatever me! And I need help" She pleaded blocking Natsu's path.
"Why should I care"
"Because I'm new here and I don't know where to go"
Natsu hearing this takes it into consideration, but noticing he doesn't have time for this grabs the girls hand again and rushes to find Wendy.
"Wh-what are you doing?" Lucy asked. Natsu looks back to see her staring at their joined hands with an odd shade of red on her cheeks.
"You said you needed help, right?"
Yep now her face resembles Ezra's hair! How could someone be so flushed? isn't even that hot in the school!
"Hey Lucy why do you look like a tomato"
"WHAT!? I'm a girl not a tomato"
"No I mean you are blushing like crazy"
"Sh-shut up! And quit walking so fast"
"How about you walk faster?"
"What do you mean walk? We're practically running!"
"Who cares?! And we need to find Wendy" right after Natsu said that the 5 minute bell rang.
"Shit we need to hurry up"
"Fine, what does this Wendy person look like?"
"Umm short, blue hair, cute, pigtails" Natsu list thinking of what his little sister looks like.
"Is that her?" Lucy asked pointing towards the railing beside the second floor stairs. Natsu looks to see there a very confused looking Wendy as she is scanning the crowd looking for someone.
"Yep that's her, now let's grab her and go!"
"You sound like you're a kidnapper"
"Yeah I'm kidnapping her! Now get her already!" Natsu demands jokingly
"So I guess I'm getting kidnapped too?" Lucy asked
"Yeah kidnapping a blonde bimbo like you is easy, especially because you don't know where you're going"
"I'm not a bimbo!" Lucy screamed as Natsu tried to cover one of his ears with the hand that wasn't holding Lucy's.
"Why are you so damn loud?" Natsu said as he approached Wendy.
"Hey Natsu where were yo-eep" Wendy gasped as Natsu grabbed her wrist and started back toward her first class.
"No time to talk! Let's go"
"Oh so you're Wendy?" Lucy said beside said walking hand in hand beside Natsu.
"Yep, he's my older brother." Wendy stated smiling.
"Nice to meet you Wendy. I'm Lucy" Lucy now turning her attention to the boy holding her hand.
"So what's pinkie's name?"
"My name is Natsu not pinkie!" Natsu states.
"Oh? I really like that nickname though" Lucy chuckled
"If you keep calling me that I'll keep calling you Luigi"
"Hey Wendy is he usually a ass-hat?"
"Hey I'm not a-" Natsu started to say but was cut off by Wendy's giggling.
"Hey what are you laughing at?" Both Natsu and Lucy turn around to look at Wendy covering her mouth trying to hide her giggles.
"It's nothing" she said as she giggled even harder.
Natsu just shrugs and continued toward Wendy's classroom. Finally they reach Wendy's first class.
"Alright Wendy that's your class, have fun ok" Natsu said as he pushed Wendy toward her class.
"Ok I will, and thanks Natsu" Wendy said as she walked into the classroom.
"Alright Lucy let's get you to your class so I can be on time" Natsu said as he turned to see the funniest thing ever.
Lucy was holding a school map! Like what idiot actually uses that prehistoric thing?
"Lola we don't have time for maps!"
"My name is Lucy! And I told you already I'm new"
"Just tell me your homeroom teacher's name"
"Ok it's... "
"Oh you mean Gildarts! Sweet that makes it easy" Natsu says as he grabs Lucy's hand and starts walking back toward the staircase.
"What do you mean 'that makes it easy'? And quit dragging me around!" Lucy declares
"We have the same homeroom." Natsu said as they continued toward the stairs.
"And we need to hurry or we will be l-" Natsu started to say but was cut off by the late bell.
"Shit"