EarthBound letters to the Internet!

by Darkness-Above

Ever wonder what the EarthBound Characters react when they found some stuff on the Internet? Well this is their message to the Internet! Enjoy reading their messages! [Rated T for some foul language later on in chapters]

1. Ness

EarthBound belongs to HAL/Ape/Nintendo

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I really hate you guys.

I mean, do you realy think that I'm gay for a boy that I never met in my life? I don't even know you and this is how you control my life? By placing me in a gay relationship with a kid name Lucas or Ninten? I don't even know who they are.

All that I am saying is to stop putting me into this situations! I have someone who I like, and her name is PAULA! And no, she is not a demon, YOU'RE the demon! You are the closest thing to the embodiment of evil!

You must be stopped!

-Ness