Disclaimer: Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. The Argentina OC is based on a mix of the ones I found in the fandom- mainly Vtophya's( art/APH-Argentina-127726463)
Author's note: Sorry for the fail!english...it isn't my native language but hopefully it isn't that horrible. I wrote it in english because in my head it seemed funnier to imagine it that way...pero quizás lo traduzca si sienten que vale la pena...
Also, I apologize for the length and the open ending (I don't even know why I am publishing this)
Sealand's T-shirt is this one: remera-de-maradona_MLA-F-3251938302_
"What the..." spits tea "Sealand, what are you wearing?!"
"Ohh jerk England you finally noticed! My new friend gave it to me, he said it is a charm against jerky empires"
"...I can't believe the nerve of that bloody brat"
"Hey, don't say that about Sea kun's friend, he is really niceee! he offered to talk with all of his neighbours to convince them to recognize the great Sea-kun as a nation"
"Whaaat? Shut up, Frog, it isn't funny! Spain I hate your little spawn of evil"
"Oi don't talk about one of my tomatitos that way...(even if I agree that child is always out of order..my poor companies)"
"Who are you talking about?" Looks closely at Sealand's t-shirt "mmm ooh wait,goal of the century...Argentina
2, England 1...oohh I remember that..hahaha"
"Damn it,stop laughing America!"
"Ohh there he is! Hiii"
"Sea-kun! I talked to the others. We will recognize you as a nation, isn't that great? lets help other poor countries under horrible devasting colonialist pirates find their independence, shall we?
"Argentina! who are you calling a colonialist pirate, you brat?!
"Eh? Oh I did't refer to you, did I? But if you felt so touched then maybe it is because you believe you are a colonialist pirate"
"I am not a colonialist pirate!"
"My, my, deniaaal"