They Only Want Meh For Mah Body

by Hotchocolate345

Its their Junior year of high school and everything's changed, our little group of our is down to a measly three. Stan is too busy being a quarter back, Kenny is always ditching them for his "Girlfirends" and all that's left are the enemies. But could that really describe them now that they are all they have? BxB Kyman Really just the opening but thought I should upload this :)

(A/N): this is one of the many openings to FF's I found in my folder I'll probably just dump them here and see which you guys like the most since I'm too lazy to do anything else right now :)

Chapter 1

Kyle Broflovski groans at having to stand in the same bus stop for another year, second to last year mind you but still, it's aggravating to no end. He fidgets from one foot to another, snow already on the ground making him cold to the bone. To let the time pass before his friends arrive he decides to listen to his music.

Kyle is seventeen and a junior in high school. He got rid of his green ushanka for a green beanie. He no longer hates his hair and does show it, Kyle just hides most of it. He's taller than most of his friends, minus a select few, and he's thinner considering Kyle's mother has him on a strict diabetic friendly diet.

"Augh!" Kyle exclaims after something poked him in the middle of his back. He knows exactly who it is before he sees them. "Goddamnit Fatass! What the Hell?!"

Fatass laughs before yelling back, "You know full well I'm not fat, it's muscle Jew!" Kyle sighs at both the old name and the fact he's right, Cartman did fill out after pursuing football alongside Stan and turning his fat into something useful. But he didn't ditch his friends for the popular crowd saying in his defense that "They're all egotistical ass hats that only want meh for mah body." Kyle replied that no one cares and that his body was disgusting. Stan hasn't said a word to either of them since the beginning of freshman year besides yelling orders at Cartman.

"Whatever, you were fat enough that you're Fatass until the end of the world."

"And you'll always be a Jew." The bus shows up a few minutes after this silencing both teens, just as they jump on Kenny shows up behind them panting and all smiles. He ducks into the bus considering his recent growth spurt and nods to the bus driver who grunts at him in annoyance. The three boys make their way to the back, Kenny ditching them for an open seat next to the new girl. Leaving Kyle and cartman to sit together. After being ditched by his so called Super Best Friend since freshman year and Cartman always being ditched for Kenny's next fuck, the boys have grown used to being stuck together. Not arguing as much as when they were younger kind of helps.

Kyle sighs looking out the window watching the familiar town pass him.

-HotChocolate345

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