"Hello" for wiz
"Hello" for boomstick
(This is a collab with gorillageek, he does jaune's Preview, I do Washingtons)
"Freelancers, there are a total of 50 or more in the project ran by the director."
"Badasses like Maine and Carolina stack up at the top 8."
"But there's one Freelancer who managed to survive the Projects Middle and End and aftermath."
"GEORGE WASHSINGTON!"
"… Agent Washington."
"Drats, oh four fathers, you'll have your time…"
"Right…. As an Agent of project freelancers, David Washington- no that's not his last name, was a skilled member in the project."
"Freelancer, right?"
"Yes, At the ripe age of 18, Wash has been fighting in the UNSC before later joining the project after being court-martialed by his superior."
"Wash works with Legends like Maine, Carolina and Wyoming."
"And he's managed to get into the top ranks of the project with said agents. Despite his more, mental deficiencies."
"Well that's what happens when a robot suicides in your head."
"Well mentalities aside, Wash has proved to be a skilled and efficient agent. Especially with his team and friends."
"But that doesn't mean he can't hold his own without friends. He's fought the likes of the Meta, Locus, and Felix."
"Proven to be resourceful and quick on his feet, Washington earned his place on the board."
"And out of 50 other agents he's made it to the top 6, And with the help of his Battle rifle and Magnum. For recent sake hell be using the BR85N Service rifle, and the M6H Personal defense system."
"Wow boomstick I didn't think you'd know about the full names."
"Oh wiz, I've always had a special place in my heart when it comes to Guns. Especially with the bullet in my heart."
"… Okay then, well his skill and precision during the project was shown on many missions and raids on their enemies the insurrectionists."
"Who were the good guys. Well there's always a good change of heart shtick."
"Which also comes with a list of betrayals and trust issues. Such as incidents with Agents, Connecticut, South Dakota, and Maine."
"No wonder he's got trust issues, oh well at least he's got revenge on one of those three."
(South Dakota stands injured as she looks at Washington. "Oh come on Wash. What are you going to do? Sho-"
BANG!
She falls dead to the ground as Washington holds his smoking pistol up before lowering it. "Yes…. Good suggestion." nearby a small armored AI answered back. "Your welcome.")
"As it turned out she shot his back and left him to the Meta so she could escape."
"and then there's another thing, he's insanely durable!"
(Wash and Sarge are standing near a wall. "Do I hear a-"
CRASH!
A warthog drives through with Grif and Simmons on and they drive towards Wash. "CAR!?")
"He's been hit, Stabbed, shot at and exploded by many things, but with the use of his armor, and insane pain resistance, he can get back up to get the job done without an AI."
(Boomstick is holding a microchip.)
"Boomstick what are you doing with that?"
"Oh nothing, just that AI you were working on, said it enhances Liver control?"
"No, I said live contro-"
"Well I'm going to get this in ma head and ill have the power…. To drink beer without consequence!"
He then leaves with the microchip.
Wiz Sighed and looked at the audience. "Tune in next time as we release Agent Washington's full analysis and along with his opponent Jaune Arc."