The camera opens at a high school's carpool lane, which is in a sad state of disrepair. Suddenly Chris Mclean face pops up and it all makes sense.
"Yo! Chris here, and welcome to the seventh season of Total Drama. Total Drama High School. This Season we've got 21 brand new contestants battling it out at this creepy abandoned high school. But as you know only one will win. who will it be, Find out now on Total ...Drama...High School!
(Theme Music)
A sedan drives through and the first contestan steps out wearing a blue sweater, a pair of blue jeans and has short brown hair. "John, welcome to high school!"
John looks around with a confused look on his face "I'm already in high school though."
Chris now looks worried, "Dude, its the location of the show, just stand ove on the green side of the lane."
As John does that, a new contestant has arrived and she looks a disturbing amount like...
"Scarlett! I thought you were in juvie!" Chris exclaims now terrified.
"I'm not Scarlett, I'm her equally intellegent less murderous younger sister Jane. And before you ask, I modified my appearance to improve the chances of being selected."
"Ok," Chris says still a little freaked. "Go to the red side. Looks like our next student's here. Welcome to the school, Jaxon."
Jaxon is a caucasian teen with a baseball cap, black t-shirt, skin tight khakis and a grey scarf. He makes his hands look like a movie screen before saying "Picture this, a derelict school. One teen's goal for a million dollars and survival as he is thrown amongst a cast of characters."
Chris replies "Way to make my show sound like one of those pretentious nightmares, stand in the red zone. Our next two contestants are twins, lets hope they get along better than the last set. Angel, Lily welcome to the show."
One of the girls, a platinum blonde in a white sundress excitedly grabs the redheaded one in a black vest and red jeans and starts shakinging her. "We're here! I can't wait to make new friends!" she says.
"Angel. please stop," the redhead calmly says.
"Oh, sorry"
Chris claps his hands, "Yeah great. Angel to the green zone, Lily to the red."
The next contestant shows up, he's a dark skinned teen with clothes similar to Ezekiel's only his are blue and he's without the hat. He also has a giant gold chain of the initials YEZ "Yo yo yo! Young Easy in the house. Prepare to lose the flyest rapper in the game y'all!"
"Gary! Welcome to the show."
"Gary? My name ain't Gary it's Young Easy. Cuz I'm young and oncd I make that paper my life gone be easy baby."
"Yeah I'll hand to the million before I call you that. To the green zone with you. Maybe our next contestant will be a little more normal. How ya doing Victor?"
Victor is another African Canadian teen. He has short black hair, and is wearing a black suit with a white shirt and gold tie. He performs a dramatic bow before answering. "I am well. How are you today sir?"
"Maybe not, green zone please."
Victor walks to the green zone and bows to the others there. "Greetings fellow competitors."
Gary looks toward him and responds, "Yo brotha, what it do?"
"Um, pardon me?" Victor replie with a confused look on his face.
Meanwhile back at Chris the next contestant has arrived, she is a slightly tall redhead in a orange shirt and yellow skirt. She is also wearing a headband with fox ears and a a fake fox tail.
"Kitsune! Welcome."
She giggles and waves with enthusiasm that trumps Owen's.
"Not much of a talker huh? Red zone."
A sedan pulls off with the next contestant standing next to Chris. He is a tanned teen with spiky black hair, khaki pants, a white shirt, and a blue plaid jacket.
"Xander, welcome to the show."
"Oh I'm totally siked to be here man," Xander replies in Owen's voice.
"Haha, keep up those impressions, it's why we picked you for the show. to the green zone."
The next teen to arrive was a girl with Skrillex hair, large glasses, plaid shirt and bowtie, with high-waisted pants and suspenders.
"Blake, good to see you."
"Good to be here Chris."
"All right the red zone with you. "
Saxophone music begins playing and the camera pans to a long haired male with cargo pants and a white tee with a trabel clef on it. He walks up to Chris as he finishes his solo.
"Great entrance Andrew. Red zone. and here comes Contessa." Contessa was a tall African teen. She had wavy brown hair with subtle red highlights, a red corset and black jeans. "Welcome to the show. By the way, we picked you entirely on your looks. to the green zone"
"Figures," she replies and sadly walks to the green zone.
The next contestant was tall with a long black trenchcoat, black shirt, black pants, and copious amounts of eyeliner.
"William, welcome to the show. Green zone for you."
"Glad to be here mate." He replies in a British accent.
Next was a short blonde with a blue shirt and white skirt. She was nervously looking around.
"Carly, listen. I know you've got a lot of fears, don't really trust anyone. So just try not to let that get in the way. go to the red zone." As she walks over to the onther in the red zone Chris looks to the camera and says "She'll be fun to torture. Oh look here comes Darren."
"That's Derek, Derek Guildman." Derek is bald with a rather impressive beard (Think John Gabrus) and wears clothes similar to the interns only his shirt is grey.
"Yeah, yeah whatever. Green zone."
Suddenly a limo drives up and out steps a girl with long blonde hair, sunglasses, a white blouse and green skirt with white polka dots.
"Olivia, what happened to my driver?"
"Like I was gonna ride in that dreary thing, I am Olivia Broadway. I am a star."
"A washed up star, which is why you're here. Go to the green zone."
Another sedan drives of leaving the next contestant. She is a Vietnamese teen with long black hair, a yellow shirt, khaki shorts, and a blue backpack.
"Britney! What's up?"
She looks up "An awning."
"No, its an expression... it meas how are you?"
"Oh! ok, I understand. Which of the groups do I go to?" She says eyeing the two very different groups.
"You are in the green," Britney walks over to the others. "Elliot, welcome to the show. Red zone for you."
Elliot has long blonde hair, wears a cowboy hat, a purple shirt and skin tight jeans. She's also carrying a guitar case. She walks to the red zone and smiles and Andrew, he smiles back.
The next contestant to arrive is a shorter but not short male with parted hair. He wears glasses, a t shirt that reads 'I hate t-shirts' and jeans.
"Matthew, glad to see you."
Matthew looks at the other contestants and scowls "Couldn't find a better cast of stereotypes to revive your failing show?"
"Listen buddy, I can and will kick you off right now. Go to the red zone."
Another teen has arrived. She has long hair that's been dyed to a pinkish purple, leather jacket, white shirt, a beanie and black jeans.
"Rebecca, green zone."
"Allright host man. looks like there some wall begging me to tag them."
The final contestant is a skinny teen with brown shaggy hair. He wears a shirt with a gaming controller on it.
"KC, to the red zone." After he reaches it Chris claps his hands together and starts, "Allright guys. Welcome to the show's seventh season. Total Drama High School. We gotta get started right away so the teams are the people your currently standing with. I've sorted this based on school popularity. So the green team which has former star Olivia, rich kid Victor, the beautiful Contessa and Brtiney, Nice guys John and Derek, Upbeat Angel, Funny guy Xander, Rapper Gary, and Too cool to care kids William and Rebecca, you are the Popular Pandas."
"Check it we the men, yo." Gary cheers.
"And the red team: weird art guy Jaxon, KC the couchpotato, introverts Carly and Lily, Band geeks Andrew and Elliot, Manga maniac Kitsune, Bookworm Jane, Matthew the hipster, and Ultimate nerd Blake. You guys are the Geeky Guinea Pigs."
"Not the worst name." Carly says.
"Okay guys, meet me at the gym in 5 minutes and be prepared to bring it."
Author's Note: So there you have it the introductory chapter. Thoughts? Favortites? People you want gone first?
Oh and the stereotypes of each contestant.
Victor - The Gentleman
Olivia - The Former Child Star
Jaxon - The "Artist"
Elliot - The Rocker Chick
Andrew - The Band Geek
Angel - The Overly Nice Twin
Lily - The Kinda Nice Twin
Gary - The Rap Star Wannabe
Derek - The Nice Guy?
Kitsune - The Japanophile
Jane - The Bookworm
Matthew - The Hipster
KC - The Couch Potato
Britney - The Globetrotter
Contessa - The Beauty
John - The Average Guy
Carly - The Timid One
Xander - The Comedian
Blake - The Nerd Queen
Rebecca - The Rebel
William - The Charmer
I'll see you in Episode two