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How NOT to survive in Star Wars
Show Darth Vader's baby pictographs to all his officers
Play the Barbie Girl song instead of the Imperial March
Replace Chewie's shampoo with hair removal
Say "DUDE, GET A LIFE!" to Palpycakes
Dress up as Leia for Halloween. Wear real cinnamon buns.
Pour water over Palpy pie and see if he melts
Ask Han if he is going to name his kid Guitar Solo
Find out why the Bad Guys can't hit the broad side of a barn
Try to make friends via the Death Star com-link
Freeze people in liquid carbonite to make a good wall decoration.
Have a heart to heart conversation with your dad in Bespin
Stand on a trapdoor leading to a Rancor pit, then piss off the guy who has the button
Use Darth Vader's lightsaber as a shishkabob
Play high stakes dodgeball with asteroids
Laugh at the Empire because they were defeated by a princess wearing cinnamon buns, a random smuggler dude, a boy with cool flashlight, and man-eating teddy bears.
Ask Luke why his mom married a walking toaster oven
Put 'Don't Like My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-FODDER' on the back of the Falcon.
Paint the Death Star with pink hearts and flowers on it
Use Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.
Misspell Darth Sidious as Darth Sid