CHANG WUFEI IN WONDERLAND
CH1: Down the rabbit hole and into a world of pink!
Wufei was training in the yard (like every morning) while sally was making breakfast. Suddenly, he saw this pink rabbit, wearing some sort of "sexy Halloween costume" with long thick platinum-pink hair repeatedly saying "oh dear oh dear ah'm gonna late!"
'What the hell?' He thought. 'What the hell's going on?' Wufei followed the pink bunny and accidentally fell down what seemed to be a 'bottomless pit'. Finally, he landed in a pink room with flower wallpapers. 'I think I'm going to puke!'He thought then, looked around and saw a half open door. He headed towards it, and saw this tiny little bottle that has a tag tied around it that says "Drink Me!" Wufei ignored the bottle and went through the door.
And there was the pink bunny. Now just as large as he is. "You didn't drink what's in the bottle did ye?" She said in her seductive voice. "That's alright, just be a good boy and eat this!" The pink rabbit handed him a strawberry cake with a red ribbon on top. "Come on, it's okay, it aien't poisoned."
'It'd be rude if I don't take it. But why is she offering me food? I don't even know her, besides what is this place anyways?' The thoughts raced through Wufei's head. Despite all the doubts, he decided to try the cake.
"DON'T EAT IT!!!" A voice yelled. A brunette with a long braid came running.
Wufei: Duo?
Duo: So you're a victim of this horrible land too? Well don't eat anything they give you!
"Why don't u go lock ye-self up somewhere?" The rabbit's shrill voice pierced. Then, Duo started disappearing.
"Heeeeddd my warning, if u eat anything they give u, u'll become a w---n" Duo's vice faded.
"Fine!" the rabbit wined. "I'll leave the rest to the cat!" and with those words, she disappeared.
Wufei started feeling dizzy, then sleepy. When he woke up, he was surrounded with pink stuffed mice. He stretched, and knocked over a bunch of 'mice'.
"Hiii." A face peeked through the knocked over mice.
"Argh!" Wufei stood up and backed down. "you'd better have not 'done' anything to me while I was sleeping! I already have a wife!"
"Nay!" The cat meowed. "It's not what ye think!" "What did you do?" Wufei glared.
"Look in the mirror!" The cat said then pointed at a mirror with one of her pointy claws.
Wufei: ??!!! His hair was way longer then normal. Done up in a traditional Chinese GIRL's style *something like those of the girls' from 'Fushigi Yuugi' not buns*
"What are thou thoughts on cross-dressing?" The cat asked in a soft voice.
"Ugh! Make me back to NORMAL!!!" Wufei yelled.
"Aww! Must you be sooo aggressive?" the cat complained. "we're barely getting started."
Wufei:grrr..
"Ahem.I see my work is not appreciated!" The cat felt offended. "I'll let the mouse continue, we made a bet anyways! And if you're not happy with her work, I get to eat her!"
TO BE CONTINUED. So what d'ya think? I read 'Alice in wonderland' a looong time ago. Don't get mad at me if the story doesn't follow Alice's plot faithfully. The characters are all messed up I know! Well anyways looking forward to see u again next time! ^_^
CH1: Down the rabbit hole and into a world of pink!
Wufei was training in the yard (like every morning) while sally was making breakfast. Suddenly, he saw this pink rabbit, wearing some sort of "sexy Halloween costume" with long thick platinum-pink hair repeatedly saying "oh dear oh dear ah'm gonna late!"
'What the hell?' He thought. 'What the hell's going on?' Wufei followed the pink bunny and accidentally fell down what seemed to be a 'bottomless pit'. Finally, he landed in a pink room with flower wallpapers. 'I think I'm going to puke!'He thought then, looked around and saw a half open door. He headed towards it, and saw this tiny little bottle that has a tag tied around it that says "Drink Me!" Wufei ignored the bottle and went through the door.
And there was the pink bunny. Now just as large as he is. "You didn't drink what's in the bottle did ye?" She said in her seductive voice. "That's alright, just be a good boy and eat this!" The pink rabbit handed him a strawberry cake with a red ribbon on top. "Come on, it's okay, it aien't poisoned."
'It'd be rude if I don't take it. But why is she offering me food? I don't even know her, besides what is this place anyways?' The thoughts raced through Wufei's head. Despite all the doubts, he decided to try the cake.
"DON'T EAT IT!!!" A voice yelled. A brunette with a long braid came running.
Wufei: Duo?
Duo: So you're a victim of this horrible land too? Well don't eat anything they give you!
"Why don't u go lock ye-self up somewhere?" The rabbit's shrill voice pierced. Then, Duo started disappearing.
"Heeeeddd my warning, if u eat anything they give u, u'll become a w---n" Duo's vice faded.
"Fine!" the rabbit wined. "I'll leave the rest to the cat!" and with those words, she disappeared.
Wufei started feeling dizzy, then sleepy. When he woke up, he was surrounded with pink stuffed mice. He stretched, and knocked over a bunch of 'mice'.
"Hiii." A face peeked through the knocked over mice.
"Argh!" Wufei stood up and backed down. "you'd better have not 'done' anything to me while I was sleeping! I already have a wife!"
"Nay!" The cat meowed. "It's not what ye think!" "What did you do?" Wufei glared.
"Look in the mirror!" The cat said then pointed at a mirror with one of her pointy claws.
Wufei: ??!!! His hair was way longer then normal. Done up in a traditional Chinese GIRL's style *something like those of the girls' from 'Fushigi Yuugi' not buns*
"What are thou thoughts on cross-dressing?" The cat asked in a soft voice.
"Ugh! Make me back to NORMAL!!!" Wufei yelled.
"Aww! Must you be sooo aggressive?" the cat complained. "we're barely getting started."
Wufei:grrr..
"Ahem.I see my work is not appreciated!" The cat felt offended. "I'll let the mouse continue, we made a bet anyways! And if you're not happy with her work, I get to eat her!"
TO BE CONTINUED. So what d'ya think? I read 'Alice in wonderland' a looong time ago. Don't get mad at me if the story doesn't follow Alice's plot faithfully. The characters are all messed up I know! Well anyways looking forward to see u again next time! ^_^