Ruby on Club Penguin

Ok I admit I'm technically copying Hipengy, but his story is a really good idea and weird things happen to me all the time, except I'm not a slut, and yet I have weird adventures including boys.

Hi I'm Ruby – actually my names Gillian Ruby on CP because of a huge backstory (actually it's quite small) but for some reason penguins just call me Ruby. Like, they could call me gill or my whole name but no, they call me Ruby. Anyway this is a story of possibly the weirdest and most desperate guy ever. I forgot his name, but I'm telling you, he was weird. And he got his friend to play along too!

I think I was hanging around town in a sweatshirt and a brown wig, and suddenly this one weird guy came up to me and started hearting.

"Ew." I said. I moved but he followed me. So I started running and he started chasing me and hearted at the same time. He kept asking me if he could be my buddy but I always said no. Even if I use my spy phone to teleport to the life house from the ice burg he'd find me! What a dumb stalker!

So I ran to my igloo. I saw Bellspirit, my sister and she was like, "Hey wazzup?" Suddenly the stalker dude came in, hearting and going mad.

"Who's that?" She asked.

"I don't know!!!!" I yelled. So we ran to her igloo. She wasn't a member and had a small igloo. I sat in a corner next to her blue puffle.

"Is that," she started. She narrowed her eyes at me, "your boyfriend?"

"No." I was quick to respond.

"Than how come he's hearting and chasing?" She asked.

"I have no clue. But he's stalking me." Suddenly he came through the window. And another came behind him.

They both hearted and the other dude said, "Hey! I heart her!" And the other was like, "But I hearted her first!" But they started a contest to who could heart me more. One was on either side of me. I was trapped! But my sister whispered, "Meet me at the sports shop!" And disappeared. So I took out my HQ phone and tapped the sports shop icon. Once I was there, she pulled me into a dressing room with a bag full of boys clothes.

"Pretend you're a boy and maybe they'll go away!" She yelled. Then she ran away. So I painted myself black and put on the blond spiky wig and a jacket with boys sunglasses. I came out and guess what? They were already there. Of course they know who I was because of the weird name underneath me. But one was like, "Ew!" And ran as far away as his little dumb flippers would take him. But the first one ran into a stall and put on a girls wig and a dress and came out in pink. He started hearting me again.

"Ew!" I shouted. So I changed back to my other clothes and he yelled, "Are you really a girl? How could you!" Then he ran off. Psycho person!

I walked back to my sisters igloo and she said, "Are they gone?"

"Yup!"