Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own Charmed if I did it might go a little something like this.
Summary: Chord's gambling problem manages to land him in hot water with some of his bookies. So the gang must find a way to help him and that can only mean one thing Road Trip! That's right the thirteen are about to take Las Vegas by storm that just sounds like recipe for disaster. In the mean time the future kids get a couple of visitors from their future that is never good. This forces Alan to deal with the past that he thought he left behind and the reason why he is always so damn crabby all the time. Jack must find a way to protect Jeremiah from this if he can't then things really won't end well at all. Greg's time may just about be up after all he can only manage to fool his family for so long and it is just about time for them to find out the truth about him. Mel may finally reach the end of her rope after all she has yet to really open up about how she is feeling about not being able to go away to school. Wyatt and Liz get a little tempted in Vegas meaning wedding bells may be closer than either one thinks. The question is will the Halliwells still be in the dark or will this be the beginning of a war?
Chapter 1: Party Time
Val was sitting at her kitchen table intently studying a drawing that was in front of her. Something was seriously wrong with this picture it was a Friday night and instead of being out partying she was doing something productive. She took the black-framed glasses off of her face and pinched the bridge of her nose. She ran her fingers through her long dark hair before she sighed. "I'm thinking that this is just about as good as it is going to get." She said finally showing her drawing to the other person in the room.
"Val it's a good design and we have been working on it for weeks of course it's finished I don't think we could do anything else to it if we tried." Carly agreed with her cousin she thought that they had done a damn good job.
Those two had a deep dark secret that no one else knew about they could actually be serious when they wanted to be. Right now they were serious about putting together clothing designs after all that was pretty much their dream to design clothes. Val was majoring in photography and fashion design at the University of San Francisco and that would be Carly's major when she started to college next year.
Val looked her drawing over one more time. "I guess you're right, we have twenty new designs I think that we're good for right now. Besides that my hand is starting to cramp from constantly holding a pencil in it. I couldn't do any more work right now if I tried."
Carly took her raven hair out of the ponytail it was in and shook it out. "Good, this is so unlike me and you. This is Friday night we should be out having a good time. And I just so happen to know that there is this certain cousin of mine who is in college now. We're bound to find a good party somewhere."
Val smiled at her cousin she really liked the way she thought. "I suppose that you and I being who we are could manage to find something after all we have our reputation as the trouble making Halliwells to live up to."
"How is college life treating you by the way?" Carly asked out of curiosity.
"It's fine and I would never admit this to anyone other than you but I don't find it challenging in the least. I only have classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays and I don't get that much homework." Val replied she was actually a lot smarter than she liked people to think she was. That seriously would ruin her reputation as a party girl.
"I'll tell you this much senior year is going to be a breeze for me I took a bunch of easy classes. Unlike my brainiac sister and her boyfriend they took every hard class known to man. We're supposed to have fun this year but I couldn't talk either one of them into it." Carly sighed she didn't know what to do about her sister sometimes she never had any fun at all. But again she was smart she just didn't always apply herself.
"So what do you want to do tonight?" Val asked she didn't care as long as what they did had the potential to get them into trouble.
"I don't know you tell me you're the college student, you've got the scoop on all the good parties and stuff now." Carly pointed out to her like she was stupid to ask her such a question.
Val booted up her laptop and quickly logged into her school email account. "Alpha Pi is having a huge party tonight if you're interested in checking that out." She said after she had read over all their options.
"That sounds fun to me, I'm just going to have to go home and change first." Carly replied she was into doing just about anything that she shouldn't be.
Val scoffed at that and her brown eyes started twinkling. "You know if you go home Aunt Paige will want to know what you're doing. I love the woman don't get me wrong but there is no way in hell she will let you go to a frat party."
Carly could see that her cousin had an idea that was the only time she got that look on her face and it normally meant that they were about to do something that would get them in trouble. "Then what do you suggest Ms. Halliwell?" she asked.
"Take a shower here and you can borrow some of my clothes and then you can spend the night. God knows it would be both our asses if I let you go home drunk." Val explained to her.
"I like that way you think cuz." Carly announced happily.
"I don't know what you're still jawing about we have a party to get ready for." Val replied with a huge smile on her face.
Carly gave her a cousin a weird look. "Uh, Leigh we sorta made a mess in here. Maybe we should clean it up a little." She suggested. There was paper balls thrown all over the floor and soda cans and empty food containers littered the counter.
"Troy is coming over it will give him something to do with his time. Besides he told me that he would help clean up anyway. Now stop stalling it's time to get beautiful. Not that we're not always hot but we need to make a good impression." Val reasoned.
Carly wasn't going to argue with her about the matter. "Then lets get going then I don't want to keep the college boys waiting. I don't know what makes them so much hotter once they get out of high school but whatever it is works wonders. If I could figure it out I would bottle it and sell it."
"Carly, there is no doubt in my mind that you and I should have been sisters. I actually think that we are our parents just don't want to admit that to us." Val seriously came up with some shit when she wanted to.
"I know," Carly agreed. "Do we pick out clothes now or after we shower?" she asked.
Val appeared to be thinking it over before she answered. "Now, you know how long it takes us."
"I'm ready whenever you are." Carly jumped up out of her chair.
"Well, in that case to the closet." Val ordered and they went running off to her bedroom.
Opening Credits:
Theme:
Chariot- Gavin Degraw
Starring:
Wyatt Halliwell- Wes Ramsey
Chris Halliwell- Drew Fuller
Henry Matthews Jr.- Channing Tatum
Cooper Halliwell Jr.- Paul Walker
Charles Bradford- Jonathan Rhys Meyer
Lila Nicolae- Jordana Brewster
Roman Nicolae- Ben McKenzie
Elizabeth Shane- Bethany Joy Galeotti
Parker Halliwell- Eddie Cibrian
Troy Shane- David Boreanez
Bianca Hoyt- Marisol Nichols
Calleigh Cavanaugh- Anne Hathaway
Rachel Hoyt- Sarah Michelle Gellar
Oriana Hoyt- Jessica Biel
Chord Shane- Jake Gyllenhaal
And
Prue Halliwell- Jenifer Love Hewitt
With:
Melinda Halliwell- Amanda Bynes
Valerie Halliwell- Eliza Dushku
Penny Halliwell- Daneel Harris
Carly Matthews- Sophia Bush
Patty Matthews- Rachel Bilson
Ricky Bradford- Taylor Lautner
Jack Halliwell- Jensen Ackles
Alan Halliwell- Chris Pine
Brady Halliwell- Michael Bublé
Hailey Mitchell- Amanda Seyfried
Puck Cavanaugh- Mark Salling
Chase Hoyt- Chris Evans
And
Emily Bradford- Hayden Panettiere
Penny Halliwell had seen a lot in her sixteen years on the earth but none of that had prepared her for what she was witnessing her boyfriend do at the moment. She had gotten a text from him to meet him down at the dance studio his sister worked at from time to time. She hadn't questioned what he was doing there she had just gone with it. She knew better than to ask questions, with Huck she was likely to get an answer that she wouldn't like.
The studio was empty now save for Calleigh and Huck and this was where the unbelievable part came in. Calleigh was dressed in her leotard and that wasn't unusual at all. Neither was the way Huck was dressed really had a pair of sweat pants on with a t-shirt and a hat turned backwards on his head. The unbelievable part was that he was dancing with his sister and not just play around dancing but actual dance dancing. The two were going through a routine that combined hip-hop and classical ballet.
Penny wouldn't have found this odd save for the fact that Huck was keeping up with his sister step for step like he had done this before. Never in all the time she had known him had he said anything about knowing how to dance. She cleared her throat to let him know that she was there. "Puck, how come you never told me that you know how to dance?" she asked when she saw that she had his attention.
Huck gave her his famous grin. "You never asked me if I knew how besides I don't like it being common knowledge that I'm skilled in the art of fairy dancing." He replied.
Calleigh rolled her eyes at her little brother just when she started to think that there was hope for him he opened his mouth. She went over to the small radio she had playing and turned it off. "Noah, I don't know how many times I have to tell you not to call it fairy dancing. You are so hopeless sometimes." She groaned.
"About the same number of times I have to tell you not to call me Noah, my name is Puck and if I really like you then you can call me Huck but that's it." Huck retorted he loved giving her a hard time. Hell he was her little brother it was in his job description.
"Puck, it won't diminish your badassness if you admit that you like to dance. I'm not going to think any less of you and I'm not going to tell anyone. Besides I find it really hot that you can dance like that." Penny smiled at him and batted her eyelashes.
"Ok, I do like it a lot. Cal taught me how to dance to help with my footwork for football when I was little and she told me I didn't suck at it so it escalated from there." Huck explained.
Calleigh shook her head at him. "No Penny, he's lying now. The story is he used to watch me while I was practicing my dance steps and he would do them with me and I'll be damned if he wasn't as good as I was and I had been at it longer than him. The boy may be retarded but he has a natural grace."
Huck couldn't resist saying what he said next. "That's what makes me so good in bed." He made his eyebrows dance.
"Penny, I don't know what you see in that pig a sweet girl like you could do so much better." Calleigh told her pointing at her little brother.
"Don't let him fool you Cal, he pursued me. He followed me around like a lovesick puppy for months and finally I took pity on him. A fallen sex god is not a pretty sight." Penny couldn't resist teasing him after his last comment.
Huck fixed his face in a pout. "I will have you know I'm not a fallen sex god I could still get any woman I wanted." He protested pulling up his shirt and running his hand over his well-defined abs to prove his point.
"Penny, you're not going to let him get away with that are you?" Calleigh asked her. She knew what kind of temper Halliwell women had and she knew Huck wouldn't live a long life if he kept saying things like that.
Penny arched an eyebrow at her boyfriend. "Any woman you want huh?" she asked.
Huck smirked back at her. "Yeah, I've got you and you're that only woman I want so that proves I've still got." He wrapped his arms around her and pulled her into a kiss for good measure. He was a damn smooth talker.
"Hi, I missed you." Penny said looking up at him with her big brown eyes.
Huck pulled her closer to him. "I missed you too," he pulled her into another kiss.
"If I were as smooth as that boy is I wouldn't always be in the dog house." Parker announced his presence.
Calleigh ran to him and wrapped her legs around his waist. "You're not so bad I keep you around don't I?" she teased him.
Parker pretended to think for a minute. He could actually stand and hold her for a long time she weighed next to nothing. "Well we did both agree that we couldn't do any better so we settled for each other." He gave her shit right back to her.
"Victor Halliwell, I am shocked and appalled and to think I was going to kiss you." Calleigh gasped a look of mock shock registering on her face.
Parker groaned upon hearing his first name but considering what she could have called him he wasn't going to complain. "It could have been worse you could have called me something else."
"Oh, you know I love you P.J." Calleigh said leaning her face closer to his.
Parker captured her lips between his. "I love you too Cal. But I really wish you wouldn't call me P.J." he protested when he came up for air.
"What does that stand for anyway?" Penny asked.
"I don't know she won't tell me maybe she'll tell you." Parker said that had been bothering him for months.
"Right now since he is whining, it stands for Phoebe Jr. no offence Penny I know she's your mom but that woman can get on your nerves." Calleigh explained.
Penny made a gesture with her hand that said it didn't matter. "It's alright I know that my mother can be a hard woman to stomach I'm happy to be away from her right now. I'm the last of her 'older babies' as she refers to us still living at home so she is smothering me." she formed air quotes around the phrase older babies.
Parker had a confused look on his face. "So that's what P.J stands for?" he asked.
Calleigh untangled herself from him and jumped down. "I said that's what it stands for right now." she replied but he still looked confused. She shook her head and sighed. "Think about it Parks all your sisters' names start with the letter P. Normally P.J. stands for either Piper Jr. or Paige Jr. because you act the most like those two."
Recognition dawned on Parker's face as it clicked in his brain. "Oh, now I get it. That is very funny Cal." He retorted sarcastically.
Huck had all of those two that he could stomach. "You ready to go Pen?" he asked hopefully.
"I'm ready to go anytime you are Puck." Penny answered.
Huck took her hand in his. "We have to go by my place so I can shower before we go out." He told her.
"That's fine I can entertain myself plus your dad's probably home. I don't mean to carry tales but Eric and I are big buddies I think he likes me better than he likes you." Penny couldn't resist taking a dig at him.
"It wouldn't surprise me one little bit if he did." Huck admitted.
"Penny, let me apologize right now for everything that Nature Boy has ever done to you he thinks that he's cute and funny." Calleigh stressed she loved her dad but he was just like a kid.
"No, he's a sweetheart I don't mind him at all he's harmless." Penny assured her as she and Huck made their way to the door.
"Hey, you two be careful tonight. Huck, you keep both eyes on that girl at all times I don't want her getting hurt." Parker called out to him his Halliwell genes coming out in full force.
"Don't worry Parker, she's safe with me." Huck assured him before they left.
Calleigh turned to Parker. "Finally, I thought they would never leave. Now I can properly kiss you hi." She pressed her body to his and captured his lips. She allowed her hand to make its way up his shirt.
"Have mercy," Parker growled deep in his throat. "You have no idea what you're doing to me right now woman."
Calleigh smirked at him her eyes full of mischief. "I do know and I know what I would like for you to do to me but I have just have to lock up first and then we can go have some fun."
"Then get to it woman." Parker said swatting her playfully on the ass.
"Oh, Jackie you have no idea the effect you have on my body." Emily panted out of breath as she laid her head on Jack's chest.
Jack chuckled as he brushed some of her blonde hair out of her face. "The feeling is mutual Em." He agreed he was also panting.
Emily snuggled closer to him. "At some point we're going to have to actually get out of the bed when we're together people are going to start to wonder why we never go out anymore."
"Em, we have nothing to worry about right now. Ricky won't be home for a while but we did almost get caught the other day and I really don't want to fight your brother with the temper that he has." Jack wasn't going to lie Ricky was just like his dad when it came to having a temper and he was a little scared of him.
"Well to be honest about it sometimes I don't care if he catches us because I need you so bad." Emily went on undaunted.
"That's because you're not the one that he'll kill he loves you but he will kill me you're his baby sister." Jack explained reasonably.
Emily laughed at him and then she pinched his nipple. "Don't worry so much Jackie Sam, we're not going to get caught." She assured him again.
Jack blushed he hated it when she called him that but she still continued to do it. "Em, I really wish that you wouldn't call me that. And just so you know if Alan finds out that I asked him to keep an eye on the boy so that we could sneak off and screw then he will be super pissed."
"Alan is a crab ass that's his problem he needs to get some. But as long as he is watching little man I won't say that to him." Emily replied.
"I'm a little surprised that a certain cousin of mine hasn't kicked my ass because I do recall that she promised me that she would." Jack laughed.
Emily looked at him like he was crazy she didn't know what the hell he was talking about this time. "Jackie, I'm not sure that I want to know what you're talking about."
"Val, told me that she would kick my ass if I took advantage of you. But I should be safe because you're clearly the one who took advantage of me." Jack put his arms up to defend from the blows that he thought was coming but she didn't hit him. Instead Emily pinched the sensitive skin of his inner thigh. "Ow, that really hurt I hope you're happy with yourself."
Emily smirked up at him. " I didn't take advantage of you I don't know how you could say such a thing." She said sticking out her bottom lip.
Jack just looked at her and sighed. "You taught the boy that face didn't you?" he asked.
Emily grinned at him innocently. "I don't know how you could accuse me of doing such a thing." This was said while she was batting her eyelashes at him.
"Right, you are just so innocent I don't know how I could ever think that you would do anything." Jack gave her a sarcastic eye roll.
"I will have you know that Junior did roll his eyes the other day and it made him look even more like you than he already does." Emily informed him.
"I didn't teach him that you know as well as I do that he inherited that from his Halliwell genes." Jack said before she could accuse him of anything.
"Ok, so maybe I taught him that face but that was because dad was watching him the other day. I had to look out for my boy, you know how my dad is and I happen to know that he can't refuse that face." Emily explained and then she pouted when Jack started to get out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.
"As much as I would love to stay in bed with you I have to go get our boy from Al. He will start to suspect something if I stay gone much longer." Jack explained.
"And I should probably get up too because I need to see what my girls are doing tonight." Emily agreed getting out of bed reluctantly.
"It's nice of you to finally join the rest of us we've been wondering when the hell you two were going to come back to the land of the living." Rachel smirked at Prue and Chuck when they slid into the booth at P3.
"Hell we're probably lucky that they're here at all I didn't ever think that they were going to come back home." Chris jumped on the bandwagon.
"Leave us alone and it's not like it's my fault that I couldn't drag my husband out of Italy after a week he loved the food too much." Prue defended their actions.
"Don't put this one on me you wanted to stay too." Chuck reminded her.
"Don't get us wrong we're not complaining here. Not having to see you two make out for two weeks was nice for us." Henry informed them lest they get the idea that they had actually missed them.
"It's nice to know that you love me so much Hank." Prue said sarcastically.
"He does love you Prue, we all love both of you but the obsession that you have with each other is sick." Bianca took up for her boyfriend.
"Speak for yourself I may be fond of Chuck but to say that I love Prue is a little extreme." Parker joked he was supposed to be working but he was taking a break. Troy was supposed to be working too but that didn't look like that was going to happen anytime soon.
"Dimples, I say this with the utmost love and affection that I can muster but go fuck yourself." Prue commented sweetly.
"Parks aren't you supposed to be working?" Lilly asked him.
Parker gave her a rueful grin and shrugged. "Probably I did make the schedule after all but I am taking a break I get to do that because I'm the manager."
"Try telling that one to Aunt Piper when I know for a fact that you're supposed to be training a new bartender." Liz reasoned with him.
Parker looked over his shoulder at the bar. "Mel is doing fine she doesn't need my help she has it under control." He said waving his hand in a dismissive gesture.
"I don't think she's talking about my girlfriend." Roman pointed out to him.
"Ok, do you guys know something that I don't?" Parker asked he was more than a little bit confused at this point and he wasn't scared to admit it.
"Well, it's funny that you should mention that because we all know a lot of things that you don't know." Troy was busting his balls so he was apparently missing something big.
"Seriously guys, I don't know what the hell you're talking about." Parker said he was starting to panic a little because he thought he was forgetting something.
"Don't worry about it Parks, you'll find out soon enough." Wyatt grinned at him.
"I just want all of you to know how wrong it is that you are torturing him this way." Jake said shaking his head.
"Jake if this were any other group of people I would say they were just being assholes but knowing them the way I do I know that they're just having fun." Calleigh explained to him like he was a child.
"So, I think I'll change the subject. Where the hell is Chord?" Parker asked.
"Hopefully far away from my baby sister." Bianca answered him.
"I take it that it bothers you that little miss Oriana is spending so much time with Chord." Rachel commented laughing at her cousin.
Bianca held her thumb and her index finger a few inches apart. "Yeah, just a little bit I never know what kind of trouble that they're going to get into together." She admitted.
"She's my other best friend and trust me I would know if there was anything going on between them. So I don't think that you have to worry." Prue said trying to put her mind at ease.
"Ladybug, contrary to what you like to believe people go out of their way just so they don't have to tell you things." Jake couldn't resist he had gone two weeks without being able to take a dig at his sister. He was making up for lost time right now.
"Don't be ridiculous Cookie Dough. People love telling me things I'm a good listener." Prue told him rolling her eyes.
"I give up there is no hope for her at all." Jake huffed. His sister was seriously delusional if she thought that people liked telling her their secrets.
"Just let it go Jakie." Lilly advised him with a laugh.
"Prue what did you do for two weeks when you didn't have your brother to terrorize?" Chris asked his cousin out of curiosity.
Henry just gave his cousin a look. "She probably found poor unsuspecting Italian people to terrorize." It sounded good to him.
Prue scowled at him. "I don't think you're funny at all Henry Victor, I'm not as bad as you people try to make me sound." She huffed crossing her arms over her chest.
"If anyone is wondering what I don't find funny I'll let you know right now. I don't find it very funny that my bartenders are supposed to be working but their sitting on their asses doing nothing." Piper pretty much appeared out of nowhere on them.
"The bar isn't being overrun right now so I'm taking a break." Parker tried.
Piper seemed to be thinking that over. "Ok, you're off the hook for that. But I really need you to be training the new bartender. And Troy should be working." She said finally.
"I was just… Ok I don't know what I was doing but I'm going to get back to work now." Troy said jumping up to his feet.
"That would be a really good idea." Piper agreed with him.
Parker just looked at her confused. "Pip, I seriously didn't know that I was supposed to be training a bartender tonight. I know that Mel's working but I'm letting her do her thing she seems to know what she's doing."
"Don't worry about Mel that girl is working at a good pace. And Lilly was supposed to tell you that I hired you another bartender but it's not a big deal because I didn't tell her to show up until now anyway." Piper said pointing over her shoulder.
Bianca looked over at the bar and shook her head when she saw who was standing there. "You have got to be kidding me." she exclaimed.
Henry looked and saw what his girlfriend was carrying on about. "Aunt Piper, I'm not so sure that this is a very good idea." He advised her.
"Really mom making Oriana a bartender isn't the best idea that you've ever had. I know that I don't really have room to talk about anyone but the girl is a little bit of a blonde when she wants to be." Wyatt said gently.
Piper sighed, "Cut her a break you guys she is going through an adjustment period. She's a good waitress so maybe there is some hope for her. But I'm really banking on Victor working his magic on her. He has whipped even my less knowledgeable bartenders into shape."
"Mom, I really don't think it's wise to unleash O on Parker he doesn't know how to deal with her yet." Chris commented.
"Is she honestly that bad?" Parker asked.
"Parks, let me put it this way imagine that we combined Wy and his blondness with Prue and her incessant need to talk now multiply that by like ten and you still have a way to go with how bad my sister can be. And never mind the fact that I'm going to have to knock the hell out of the first guy that looks at her wrong." Bianca explained to him.
"Shit she sounds like my ex-girlfriend don't worry B, I can handle her. I like training women a hell of a lot better than I like training men." Parker assured her.
"Because you make bigger tips when you're training women. It's a known fact." Chuck supplied he had trained enough bartenders to know that much.
Prue looked at her husband. "I'm not even going to ask how you know that."
"I love you." Chuck said smiling at her he knew better than to say anything else.
"I love you too." Prue replied pecking him on the lips.
"I'm just going to get to work now if nobody minds." Parker said getting up.
"Park, go easy on her she isn't a hard ass like her sister and do your very best not to confuse her." Piper told him grabbing his arm before he went over to the bar.
"I got it Pip, we'll start out with something simple longnecks and draught beer." Parker assured her.
"He really doesn't know what he was just talked into and part of me feels sorry for him." Bianca commented she loved her little sister but the girl was a pill when she wanted to be.
"If anybody can teach her how to tend bar it'll be Parker. He is a little bit of a miracle worker." Piper said crossing her fingers hoping that he could do a good job with that girl.
"Aunt Piper you didn't tell me that you were coming back to work." Lilly said looking confused.
"I'm easing back into it. Jack is going to be two months old in a couple of weeks and I figured that I might well make sure that things are running smoothly." Piper replied.
"In other words you're making sure that Wyatt hasn't had time to do any damage don't worry we've kept a close eye on him." Liz assured her.
"Lizzie, I'm your fiancé you're supposed to be on my side." Wyatt pouted.
"Lilly you didn't let him touch my books did you?" Piper asked just to be sure.
"Nobody but me has touched those books. But as long as you're here I really need to talk to you about hiring a permanent dj. When I have no one else Parker has to do it and he's not the greatest in the whole entire world at it." Lilly suggested.
"I'll give that one some thought." Piper promised. "But for right now I really need to go make sure that my bar staff understands what they're supposed to be doing." She said walking away.
"It's official that woman has gone through some sort of shadow ninja training that is the only way she could sneak up on us like that." Chris said shaking his head.
"Actually we weren't really paying attention to anything around us." Rachel said trying to make him feel better.
"This is very true." Chris admitted with a shrug.
"Prue this is a very scary thought but what do you think our baby sisters are doing tonight?" Jake asked.
"The less I know about what those two are doing the better off I am." Prue replied her two baby sisters drove her to the brink of insanity sometimes with the shit that they insisted upon doing. And the truth of the matter was that she would kill Val if she knew what she was doing at the moment.
"Carly and Val have been spending more time together lately than they usually do. I think that it is safe to say that not only are the up to something but they are more than likely up to something that we don't want to know about." Henry reasoned. It really scared him to think about what his little sister could be up to. And again he most likely would have killed her if he knew what she was really doing.
"I really wish someone would be kind enough to tell me what the hell I did that was bad enough that I got stuck having to hang out with all you people." Hailey said looking around the room. She was with all the future people minus Jack. Patty and Ricky were the only other two from the reasonable Halliwells group that were there. Penny and Huck were there too and so was Billy. None of them had any clue where Chase was and honestly it was better that way.
"We're not that bad Hails, and you're only mad because you're losing at truth or dare and let me say I've never seen someone lose at truth or dare before." Alan teased her.
"Am I the only one who finds it wrong that we're all young adults and we've been playing truth or dare?" Patty asked shaking her head.
"I know right, where are Carly and Val when we need them?" Billy asked.
"Please I don't know who you're trying to kid Billy those two would get a really big kick out of this." Ricky said rolling his eyes. He was more than a tad bit worried that he didn't know where those two were.
"Just let me state for the record I'm only here so I didn't have to hear my mom and my grandma bitch at me about giving it a rest anymore. All they have done for the last two or three weeks is harp on me and I just couldn't take it anymore." Paige groaned.
"On the plus side you're starting to sound a lot better and that is good for you but it's not so good for us. Personally I liked you better when you didn't have a voice." Huck teased her.
"Huck you do know that it isn't very wise to tease her right?" Penny asked she really liked having a boyfriend and therefore she would like it if her mean ass niece didn't kill him.
"I'm not going to kill him Aunt Penny even though he makes me want to kill him sometimes. But I figure he may surprise me and make himself useful one day." Paige came back.
"Huck a word to the wise don't start a war of the words with Paige not only is she a Halliwell she's a Hoyt there is no winning an argument with her ever." Brady advised his sister's boyfriend.
"Charlie where are mom and dad?" Alan asked like it had just occurred to him that his parents weren't home.
"At the manor and honestly I'm glad that they're not at home right now they are driving me nuts. I'll be glad when they both go back to work." Patty answered her little brother.
"Here is a very good question, how mad do you think Aunt Paige would get if we set up a human bowling alley in the front hallway?" Dom asked.
"Dom what are you thinking?" Alan asked this idea had his interest peaked.
"I was thinking that we could build a pyramid of beer cans right in front of the door and then we would have to put something slick on the floor so we could slide across it." Dom explained.
"Don't even think about it you two mom would kill me for not stopping you. Now if I knew she wasn't going to come home tonight that would be a different story because this I would like to see. But sadly she and dad will probably be back early well not early but still not late enough either." Patty replied.
"Charlie I assume full responsibility for whatever happens from this point forward." Alan spoke up.
"You're going to tell mom and dad that this was your off the wall idea?" Patty asked him just to be sure.
"Yep, I'm taking the responsibility away from you if anything goes wrong it will fall back on me." Alan assured her.
"Fine, I don't even care but I have the feeling that this is going to be amusing." Patty relented.
"I told you that she would give in easier than you thought she would. Now I am a genius for talking Ro into borrowing his jeep." Jack said walking in with Emily.
"What the hell did you do and where the fuck have you both been?" Penny demanded of them.
"Well you see I had to sweet talk the old people into watching my son and of course they didn't mind and then we had to go run a little errand." Jack answered.
"You got what you said you were going to get?" Paige asked with an arched eyebrow.
"Yes I did and I need Al's help to get it out of the jeep." Jack informed her.
"Let's just make Dom and Brady do it since you and I paid for it." Alan reasoned with him.
"I like the way you think Al." Jack grinned at him.
Dom shook his head. "Come on Brady, they are under the impression that you and I are the hired hands let's go get that thing." He said in resignation.
"Next time we pay and they provide the slave labor." Brady huffed as they walked out to the jeep.
"What did you guys get?" Patty asked she was afraid to know the answer to that question.
"It's really no big deal Charlie, you just need to relax." Alan said trying to calm his older sister. Just as he said that Brady and Dom came back into the living room carrying a keg of beer with them.
Patty groaned. "Oh, yeah you guys just bought a keg that is no big deal at all. I love it you are seriously going to get us all in trouble."
"Is this really a good idea?" Hailey asked.
"No, you've never seen us drunk but you're about to that is if Jackie remembered what he was supposed to buy." Paige replied
Jack pulled a plastic shopping bag out of the tub the contained the keg. "I've got it right here Paige. Just remember that I am not in charge of monitoring your actions tonight." He said handing her the bag.
Paige grinned at him. She pulled a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of tequila out of the bag. "Don't worry I'll behave myself I always do."
"Should we maybe do something to stop this?" Ricky asked his girlfriend unsure of what to do.
"Hell no, we're not stopping this if these guys want to party we're going to show them how to party. I know the trouble makers are missing the two key members of our group but that doesn't mean we can't hold our own without them." Huck replied silencing Ricky.
"This honestly makes me wonder where the hell Carly and Val are they would have so much fun with this shit." Patty worried anytime she didn't know where her twin sister was.
"Ricky you could always call some of your pack over here. I'm about ready to order pizza." Paige offered.
"When did you stop calling me Uncle Ricky?" Ricky asked her in reply.
"Sorry Uncle Ricky, it just slips every now and again. Just tell me if I'm going to have to buy enough pizza to feed some wolves." Paige replied not sounding in the least bit contrite.
"Sure, I'll get Tanner, Levi, and Grady over here they'll get a kick out of this." Ricky replied pulling out his cell phone.
"I can see it now my parents are going to kill me." Patty groaned shaking her head.
"No, they'll kill Al since this was all Goose's idea." Jack teased.
"Don't call me Goose, only Hank can call me Goose." Alan protested.
"Charlie you're a little uptight I think that you could stand to relax some. Now come on you're doing a keg stand I'm not going to hear any arguments about it either." Jack picked his cousin up off the couch and slung her over his shoulder.
"Jack at least put me down so I can pull my hair up." Patty protested.
"Paige, pull her hair up for her. I don't trust her if I put her down she will kick my ass there is no question about it." Jack ordered his niece.
Paige pulled a ponytail holder out of her pocket and pulled her aunt's hair up. "There you go." She said helpfully.
"Can you hold yourself up or do you need my help?" Jack asked when they had reached the keg.
"Jackie I've never done this before I think I'm going to need a little bit of help on this one." Patty replied she was no longer fighting him. She had learned that sometimes it was just easier to go with the flow than it was to argue with them.
Jack flipped her upside down once she had a good grip on the sides and he handed her the nozzle. "On the count of three I'm going to turn this on and remember don't fight it just swallow. Ready, one, two, three." He counted before he turned the spout on.
"Dude you totally should have told us that we were doing keg stands and we would have been here sooner." Chase said as he shimmered in with Lindsey.
"Chase I'm almost afraid to ask what you're doing with Lindsey." Paige said looking at her uncle.
"Ok, it's Uncle Chase to you and Lindsey and I are a package deal. I can't abandon her she beats me when I do." Chase replied.
Lindsey pointed at Paige. "That's B's daughter?" she asked.
"Yeah, that'd be her she reminds me a lot of my sister." Chase answered her.
"I really don't like you Chase and if I get drunk enough I'm going to kick your ass." Paige told him and then she looked at Patty. "Uh, Jack you might want to turn that off before she drowns."
Jack shut the valve off and helped Patty to her feet, "Well, how'd that feel Charlie?" he asked.
"That was brutal. I don't think I liked that very much." Patty answered she had beer all down the front of her shirt.
"Only bitches spit Aunt Charlie." Paige taunted her. "Now watch how this is done." She was holding herself up she just had to have Jack turn it on for her.
"She is going to put us all to shame like she always does. But then again she still can't breathe all that great so we might manage to keep some dignity tonight boys." Jack commented while he watched his niece.
"Hey, Linds long time no see you don't come around anymore it's like you forgot all about us." Patty joked with her.
"Sorry but my sister hangs around your older brother and your older cousins so I stay away from here. Besides that B hangs around you guys that is reason enough for me to stay away." Lindsey replied.
"Hey Paige did you order the pizza yet?" Dom called to his fiancé. Paige just gave him the thumbs up sign in answer.
"This is going to be a long night and we're all going to get in huge trouble. But I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it is going to be worth it." Penny said after assessing the situation.
"Speaking of huge trouble where are Carly and Val?" Chase asked those were pretty much his partners in crime.
"We don't know, something tells us that we should probably be worried but they'll be ok. Now let's party." Huck announced.
"You haven't seen a party yet, my three wolves are on the way. Aunt Paige very well may kick us all out of here." Ricky laughed.
"Baby, after tonight I either have to move in with you or move into the manor so I hope you don't mind sharing your bed." Patty knew that this was a bad idea but she was just going to let them have their way it was better than trying to fight with them.
"Beings that we don't get to see as much of you two as we like how about you tell us what's new with you?" Chris was teasing the hell out of Prue and he loved every minute of it.
"Chuck do you want to tell them or should I?" Prue asked her husband.
"Oh, I know you too well you want to tell them so tell them." Chuck replied grinning at her.
"They asked Chuck to be the head football coach for varsity." Prue reported she was so proud of him that it wasn't funny.
"Holy shit, that's great Chuck. What did you tell them?" Wyatt asked.
"When they called me I told them that I was going to have to talk it over with my wife first and I called them back five minutes later to tell them yes." Chuck replied.
"Tell me that you're going to whip their asses into shape they haven't been decent since Hank and Coop graduated." Chris begged him.
"Oh, yeah I have a plan and part of that plan includes your daughter. She is seriously like a sports analyst." Chuck replied and that really had Chris' attention.
"You're telling me, she seriously kicked my ass at football on the playstation the other day she had the read on what plays I was going to call the whole time. But that is neither here nor there right now. Congrats, Chucky you're going to do one hell of a job." Chris said cuffing him on the arm.
"If you ever need any help I'm available in the afternoons. I miss football a lot more than I thought I would." Henry offered.
"Thanks Hank you know I'll take you up on that offer. You were one of the best players to ever play at that school." Chuck said boosting his ego.
Prue groaned when her phone rang and she knew from the song that was playing it was Val. "It is ten thirty on a Friday night I shudder to think what that girl wants." She bitched before she picked up her phone. "Hey, Bumblebee what's up?" she greeted her sister cheerfully. Her face fell after she listened to her sister for a minute. "Alright, I'll be right there don't go anywhere I mean it. I love you." She told her sternly before hanging up.
"What's the matter honey?" Chuck asked patting her on the knee.
"I have to go be a big sister but you just stay here I'll be right back in no time." Prue assured him.
"What did she do this time Prue?" Jake asked he was scared he knew how that particular sister was.
"I have two words for you Jakie, Frat Party." Prue said with a frown on her face.
Jake had to fight laughter. "Oh, she was wasted wasn't she?" he asked he remembered the first frat party he had gone to and it hadn't been pretty.
"Wasted isn't even the word for what she is right now. But she needs me to go pick her up because she's too drunk to drive. On one hand I'm glad that she was smart enough to call me. On the other hand I'm pissed at her for getting that drunk." Prue fumed.
"Honestly does anything that girl does surprise you anymore?" Henry asked her.
"Oh, Henry by the way you're going to have to come with me because you need to go be a big brother." Prue informed him and a scowl came to his face. "You know that your sister is always into it if Val is." She reminded him.
"Let me guess Carly is drunk too?" Henry asked even though he knew the answer to that question.
"She's drunk and she's making out with frat boys I think we should hurry." Prue replied.
Henry stood and shook his head. "Come on we'll orb over that way we'll only have to worry about one car." He said sighing.
Val was sitting on the front steps of the frat house trying to get some air when Prue and Henry walked up to her. Henry shook his head when he saw the vast number of guys who were running around with boas around their necks and then there were some who were in togas. Even more than that he was amazed by the volume of couples who looked like they were going to have sex right there on the front lawn. Prue was relived when she saw that Val was sitting there and for the most part she seemed to be ok.
"Val, you have no idea how worried I was." Prue told her pulling her to her feet.
"Sorry Prue, I didn't mean to worry you. I just didn't know who else to call. I get it if you're mad." Val said hugging her older sister for dear life. She was slurring her words.
Henry looked at her sternly. "Where is my sister?" he asked her.
"I don't know I left her inside, she was making out with some guy and I couldn't get her to come out here with me." Val explained to him.
Henry grabbed her chin and looked into her eyes. What he saw there bothered him her pupils were bigger than they should have been after all she had just been drinking. "Val are you high?" he demanded.
"Henry, I swear that I don't even have any pot right now so there is no way I'm high." Val swore to him.
"Fuck," Henry cussed he was hoping that she was going to say that she was high that was less troubling than the hunch he was having at the moment. "Shit, I was hoping that you were going to prove me wrong and tell me that you were stoned out of your mind." He sighed if things were this bad he needed to go find his sister. "Prue, stay right here with her I'm going to go find my sister and then we can get out of here. But whatever you do don't take anything to drink from anyone." He ordered her.
"I've got it Hank you don't have anything to worry about." Prue promised him she knew when he got like that that it was something cop related and it would be better to listen to him than to try and argue about it.
"Keep a close eye on her don't let her go off with anyone I mean it." Henry said pointing his finger at her before he walked into the house.
"He acts like I don't know how to take care of you." Prue said sitting her sister back down on the steps.
"Thank you so much for coming Ladybug. Carly and I both just got a little bit too drive to drunk." Val offered getting the whole phrase completely wrong.
Prue wanted to be mad and yell at her but they were in public and to be quite honest she had been in situations such as this more times than she cared to count. "Yeah, I can see that next time one of you needs to stay sober. But you did the right thing by calling me that was very smart."
"I don't feel so good Ladybug." Val said her head was dizzy and the world was spinning out of control at the moment. She had never felt anything like this before and she was no stranger to drinking.
"I know just sit tight, Hank went to get Carly we're going to go in a minute." Prue assured her putting her arm around her.
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Carly was groaning she was pushed up against a wall and some guy was steadily trailing kisses up her neck. The part of her brain that was still functioning was telling her that this was wrong because she had Jason but it was saying it loud enough for her to hear. She was seriously enjoying the attention that this stud was giving her and she didn't mind being vocal about it either. She let out a groan in disappointment when the kissing stopped. Then she looked up and found a familiar figure looming over her.
"If I were you I would go find another girl to feel up this one happens to be taken. And if that doesn't get you to move I can always break my foot off in your ass." Henry said in a conversational tone.
"Sure man all you had to do was say so." The guy replied backing away as quickly as he could.
"What are you doing here Junior?" Carly whined her brother always ruined all her fun.
Henry crossed his arms over his chest and stared her down. "I'm here because you and Val both got too drunk to drive yourselves home." He explained and he saw that her pupils were dilated the same way that Val's were.
"Yeah, that was a little bit of an accident I hope you're not mad." Carly said giving him a big smile.
Henry couldn't stay mad at her he felt a smile tugging at the edges of his mouth but he didn't let her see it. "No, I'm not mad I'm just glad that you had enough sense to call someone to come get you."
"Hank, my head doesn't feel so good do you think maybe we can get out of here?" Carly asked hopefully.
"Of course we can Leigh, all you had to do was ask." Henry replied slipping his arm around his sister. He led her to the front door and he was more than a tad bit amused when he saw Prue having to fight off the advances of a frat boy.
"First of all honey you couldn't handle me if you wanted to. Second off and most importantly I'm married." Prue said pointing to her wedding ring.
"Prue, do you think that you could stop flirting long enough to maybe give me a hand?" Henry asked her while arching his eyebrow and cocking his head to the side.
"You're so funny Hank, come on let's get out of here." Prue said pulling her little sister to her feet. "Val where did you park?" she asked.
"Like a block up so I didn't have to worry about traffic." Val explained.
"How much did you two drink?" Henry asked them both mildly curious and actually he did have a reason for asking.
"I had three beers I don't know what Carly drank but I know that I didn't drink enough to feel like this." Val replied.
"Val I drank the same thing that you did I don't know why I feel like this." Carly said grabbing her head.
"Well I happen to know why you both feel like this. You guys have just learned a very important lesson and I'll teach you how to get rid of the headache as soon as you get you both home." Henry said as he helped them both into the backseat of Val's car. Prue locked eyes with him over the top of the car. "I'll explain later, Ladybug." He offered her mentally.
"You'd better because this isn't like them." Prue said before getting in.
"Oh, great now Ladybug is going to be mad at me for no reason. I'm done helping these girls out not one of them actually loves me." Henry bitched looking up at the sky before he got into the car.
"I swear this kid falls out faster than anyone I've ever seen." Leo said craning his head to look at Jeremiah who was sleeping on his shoulder.
"Not true, Jake used to just pass out asleep like that hell he still does." Phoebe corrected him.
"That's because he used to fight his sleep so he had more time to get into stuff." Coop laughed just thinking about the things that his oldest son used to do.
"Jeremiah isn't so bad about that but he likes to tinker with stuff I watched him the other day and just let me say that I kept him and Derek entertained for hours with some blocks." Eva said and then she chuckled when she the look that her husband gave her.
"Hey now, we were building a bridge it's not my fault it took all day." Derek defended himself.
"I'm telling you that boys and their toys shouldn't surprise you in the least bit Eva, they never grow out of it either. Chris, Henry, and Wyatt were all racing remote control trucks in my kitchen yesterday morning. But then again the older those three get the more they regress to their childhood." Piper said shaking her head.
"That's why you and I have a nice little agreement you look after those boys and I do my very best to keep an eye on the girls." Paige reminded her sister.
"Bullshit, Paige, those are all your boys and you know it. One of them could kill someone in front of you and you would say that they didn't do it." Prue protested she wasn't about to let her sister get away with telling that lie.
"I'm not going to deny that but Piper is the one who can keep them in line better than I can. Because really and truly those boys aren't bad it's the girls. And by girls I mean Carly and Val mostly and sometimes Penny and Em are in there but I must say that those two have settled down a lot since they got boyfriends." Paige agreed with her oldest sister she couldn't argue with her because it was true.
"If only Val and Carly had settled down but I don't think that is ever going to happen those two girls are going to be the death of me one day." Phoebe said she shuddered to think about what those two were up to right now.
"Val and Troy are two peas in a pod on one hand they're good for each other but on the other hand they both are heavy duty partiers so no one is the voice of reason in that relationship." Henry analyzed it like he had given it a good deal of thought.
"This is true but say what you will about those two because Val is the only thing keeping my son here. I can see the restless look in his eyes when he looks at me he is dying to get out of here. He would take off again if it wasn't for her." Nicole replied.
"I honestly love how being parents means that we don't talk about anything but those kids." Cole threw out there.
"Speaking of kids would anyone like to know what my oldest son just told me?" Derek asked knowing that Phoebe and Coop already knew too.
"Sure I think you're going to tell us anyway." Paige teased him.
"They made Chuck head football coach." Derek reported proudly.
"Maybe now they'll have a winning season again. Those boys haven't been worth a damn since Coop and Hank graduated. Not that I would ever admit that to those two it would give them even bigger egos than they already have." Leo mused.
"He says he has a plan, I don't know what kind of plan that is and I'm sure that I should be terrified by that prospect but we're going to sit back and see how he does. Hell I'm interested to see how Ricky does with him being his coach." Derek went on.
"Boys and their sports like those almost as much as they like their toys." Phoebe intoned solemnly.
"Our boys were always pretty good at their sports though Pheebs. Hank, Chris, and Wy were the masters so Jake followed them." Piper chuckled.
"Hank and Coop did really good their last season that's the last time that team has been in the playoffs." Coop said he was taking a little waltz down memory lane at the moment.
"That's when Hank was down to like a buck fifty and he didn't have the size to play tackle anymore so he was playing corner back that boy did better there than he did at tackle and he was great at that position. I was thankful when he gained that weight back that was the drinking that he was doing at the time." Paige rambled on.
"I'll be right honest with you he played better drunk he couldn't feel when he got the shit knocked out of him. I mean he got laid out one night and I asked him if it hurt and then he says 'To be honest I didn't feel it dad but this is the last time that I play drunk.' I just shook my head at him I didn't know what to say to that." Henry recalled.
"Speaking of drinking I wonder how Parker is doing trying to train O." Piper mused she was changing the subject because she knew that Paige didn't like talking about it.
"If anyone can do it, it'll be Dimples but I feel sorry for that boy." Prue laughed she had been stuck with that girl in the after life she knew what she was like.
"I told them all to cut her some slack since she is still adjusting but we'll see how well that goes." Piper chuckled.
"Then I should be expecting a call from my son asking for bail money because B punched some guy's lights out." Paige commented dryly she knew how Bianca was.
"Most likely and then she wonders where her daughter gets it from." Phoebe agreed.
"Speaking of daughters, Leo how did you end up with Jeremiah?" Eva asked not sure that she wanted to know what Emily was up to.
"Let's just put it this way Eva I don't know nor do I want to know. All I know is Jack asked me to watch him and I couldn't say no. For all I know Paige has Jack out on a massive demon hunt and Emily is probably doing only God knows what with Penny. So I've got the little man tonight and really he's been good." Leo replied.
"Paige better not be demon hunting, I lectured her ass for an hour this morning about taking it easy she is just now starting to get her voice back. But when I pause to consider who the girl's parents are I know that that is entirely possible." Piper rambled.
"Honey she is Chris with boobs of course she is demon hunting." Paige told her gently.
"That really makes me feel better Paige, thank you for that that is just what I needed to hear." Piper retorted sarcastically but she was laughing.
"It's about damn time you guys got back I was starting to think that we were going to have to send out a search party to look for you." Bianca greeted Henry and Prue. She kissed Henry as he sat down beside her.
"Well, we had to go pick up our very drunk sisters but according to Hank they weren't actually drunk." Prue gave one of her rambling answers.
"Considering the two girls we're talking about right now I wouldn't be surprised in the least bit if they were actually high." Rachel threw out there.
"Chris what are a narc's three favorite letters when put together?" Henry asked his cousin because this was a cop thing.
Chris got a frown on his face he didn't like where this was going if his baby cousins were involved. "GHB, the date rape drug." He replied dryly.
"Exactly they both had the classic signs of being dosed, they got a really big lecture about not taking anything to drink from strangers ever again once I got them to my mom's house and then I managed to heal them." Henry explained.
"Not, that taking them to Aunt Paige's house was much better than leaving them at the frat house." Prue quipped.
"What's going on at Aunt Paige's house?" Jake asked he was just afraid that he was missing out on something.
"A game that they like to call human bowling. The front hallway has been doused with KY and the object of the game is to slide down the stairs and across the floor into the pyramid of cups. The more cups you knock down the higher you score." Henry explained and he was very ashamed that he hadn't thought of that himself.
"I'm both shocked and appalled that we didn't come up with a game like that Hank, we're losing our touch in our old age." Chris pouted.
"If it makes you feel any better I think that your daughter is the ringleader of that little party. They have a keg and everything and not to mention I'm pretty sure Paige used the word whiskey. I was a little scared I'm not going to lie about it." Prue offered helpfully.
"That's my girl she got all my vices demons and whiskey I couldn't be prouder if I tried." Bianca said beaming with pride.
"At least she's giving demon hunting a rest." Chris said with a sigh.
"Honey, you've met her mother you know that there is very little hope for the girl." Rachel tried to cheer him up.
"I can't believe Charlie let them have a party. I know that girl better than I know myself there is no way in hell that she let them talk her into this." Mel said coming over to sit down. Much to Wyatt's chagrin she sat down right on Roman's lap.
"Well, believe me there is one hell of a party going on at my mother's house right now Mel." Henry chuckled.
"Mel, how are things going over there?" Bianca asked she had been doing her very best not to watch every move that her sister made.
"Let me put it this way, I have only felt the need to take my gun out and shoot someone about five times so I would say they are going pretty well. However I'm thinking mom might need to make a uniform mandatory if Oriana is going to come in here dressed like that." Mel said leaning closer into Roman who wrapped his arm around her waist.
"The girl probably does need to wear a uniform if she insists on dressing like a hooker. I won't lie I'm digging the matching t-shirts that you and Parker are wearing." Bianca replied.
"I had to wear something and I don't care if I mess this shirt up. I'm still in the stage where I'm spilling things on myself. Besides that I have to keep on mom's good side I think she is about ready to fire me from my other job." Mel informed her.
"Mom won't fire you she loves the job you do for her. She didn't fire Hank either he quit. Between you and me the pickins for a new manager are kinda slim so she isn't going to be in a hurry to get rid of you. " Chris assured her.
"Don't tell mom this but I'm thinking about quitting because I can't keep up with my actual job, school, and being manager. It's only a matter of time before I burn out." Mel replied.
Wyatt put his hand behind his ear like he was having trouble hearing. "Did the great Melinda Halliwell just admit that she can't do something?" he asked sarcastically.
"Wyatt if you don't want me to shoot you, you will shut the fuck up I don't think you're funny." Mel was staring daggers at her older brother.
"You are very violent Mel I miss my sweet innocent baby sister." Wyatt pouted.
"Yeah well that's not going to happen I haven't been innocent for a long time." Mel informed him.
"Hey babe, I need to go get my jeep are you coming with me?" Roman asked her.
"Yeah, Parker told me that I could take off." Mel replied.
"You're going to have to get off of me if you want me to get up." Roman told her like she should have thought of that.
Mel got to her feet. "Come on then I'm tired and I don't want to be up half the night." She urged him. He got to his feet and took her hand and they went back to Piper's office so they could use a transportation potion to get to Paige's house.
"Whew, sometimes I feel sorry for him but then I remember that he was the one dumb enough to date her." Lilly said shaking her head.
"Honey, we say the same thing about you and Jake." Prue said not able to resist getting a dig in at her brother. Jake just scowled at her he would get her back for that later.
"What the fuck is going on here?" Henry asked looking down at the person who was laying on the floor in the midst of a bunch of plastic cups.
"Hi, dad I didn't expect you to be home so soon." Alan said cheerfully he was drunk and therefore he had no volume control on his mouth.
"You need to be a little less loud, the baby is sleeping. If you wake him up I will make you stay up with him until he goes back to sleep." Paige told her son gently. She wanted to yell at him but the only thing keeping her voice in check was the baby. "Henry take Alan up to his room I have yelling to do and I don't want to wake him up."
"Honey it's almost one you know as well as I do that he'll be up for his bottle in a minute. I don't think a little yelling is going to hurt." Henry assured her.
Paige smiled at him tightly. "Patty where the fuck are you?" she yelled at her youngest daughter she very rarely called her by her given name. She had left her in charge for a reason she normally kept things like this from happening. She stalked into the living room and she found the girl she was looking for on the couch making out with her boyfriend. She cleared her throat and they jumped away from each other.
"Hi, Aunt Paige fancy seeing you here." Ricky said laughing nervously.
"Mom, before you say anything this is Alan's mess and he swore to me that he was going to clean it up." Patty explained hoping to get herself out of hot water.
"Patricia Charlotte Matthews Mitchell Halliwell, I expect better than this out of you." Paige said sternly.
Patty hung her head. "I know mom and I'm really sorry but Al wasn't going to take no for an answer."
"Really I don't know where I went wrong you call this a party? Honey I could teach you a thing or two about having a party." Paige said with a little smile.
"So you're not mad?" Patty asked just to be sure.
"No, I'm not mad at you anyway. And for future information if you ever want to have a party all you have to do is ask." Paige said kissing her on the head.
"See, Charlie I told you that Aunt Paige wasn't going to get mad." Mel told her she was sitting in one of the armchairs with Roman.
Paige pointed her finger at her niece. "I can't believe that you didn't break this up as soon as you got here."
"I worked as a cop last night and I had to bartend tonight so forgive me if I wasn't in the mood to play mother hen to this group. Besides they were totally out of hand once I got here. And I'm not ashamed to say that I find drunk Paige very amusing." Mel replied.
"I know I'm probably not going to like the answer you give me if I ask this question but I have to ask, is my oldest daughter by chance around here somewhere?" Paige asked hopefully.
"All I know is she went outside with Huck, Val, Dom, Penny, Em, Billy, Chase, Lindsey, and a couple of the wolves. I figured if I just sat here I wouldn't have to go out there and see something I really don't need to see." Mel informed her.
"Henry Mitchell get your ass in here with my baby." Paige yelled at her husband.
Henry came in a moment later with an amused look on his face. He was feeding Alan a bottle. "Paige just let me say that I will never be surprised again."
"What's going on?" Paige asked her husband.
"Hailey and Brady are in the kitchen chugging beers and let me say that Hailey is kicking his ass. And here I thought she was sweet and innocent." Henry laughed.
"She is going to be very sorry for that in the morning. Hails doesn't drink, and she has had a lot to drink tonight. Hell I think I'm sorry already, I don't know how I'm going to make it across the street." Ricky was rambling drunk.
"I don't want you to go home Ricky stay with me I stay with you all the time." Patty pouted.
"Cheer up Uncle Henry, it could be much worse. She could be dating a guy that we don't like." Mel chuckled when she saw the look that crossed her uncle's face.
"This has nothing to do with me liking him and everything to do with her being my baby girl. I'm the only man she's supposed to want around." Henry pouted making his bottom lip stick out.
"Henry you didn't happen to see our older daughter while you were in the kitchen did you?" Paige asked hopefully.
"No I didn't but I did hear some noises outside and since we appear to be missing a few teenagers in here it wouldn't be a stretch to say that they're outside." Henry replied and then he turned to Mel. "Mel you wouldn't happen to know what they're up to out there would you?" he asked.
Mel shook her head. "Nope, I'm off tonight it's not my job to worry about them right now. Besides that if I don't go outside then I won't have to fight the urge to arrest them because there is no doubt in my mind what they're doing. I'm just here to watch the show. And so far I haven't been disappointed. Paige and Chase were on the floor wrestling when I got here and it was highly amusing."
"I guess we should probably go out there and see what they're doing Henry." Paige said sighing.
"I can't I have Al." Henry said pointing to the baby like that should have been obvious.
Mel walked to her uncle and took her cousin out of his arms. "Hi, big boy I feel like I haven't seen you in forever." She cooed at the little boy in her arms.
"Goose get your ass up off the floor you have to get in the kitchen and see this shit. Paige and Brady are about to arm wrestle." Jack's voice could be heard coming from the kitchen.
"I'm coming Jackie I don't want to miss this." Alan called back and he could be heard stumbling to the kitchen.
"Henry that worries me less than what those other kids might be outside doing I'm reasonably sure we should go see about them." Paige said with an apprehensive look on her face.
"Alright, let's go check on them. But from the way Mel was talking just a minute ago I don't think we're going to be very happy with what we find." Henry relented.
"Damn Chase this is good shit where did you get it?" Val asked coughing as she passed the joint in her hand to Billy.
Billy took a hit and then he started coughing. "This is really good shit." He agreed. His mother would kill him dead if she knew what he was up to but with a little bit of luck she would never know.
"I should hope so I grew that myself." Chase said beaming with pride.
"Not bad for a guy that they say shouldn't be trusted to take care of himself." Carly complemented him after she had taken a hit. She passed it to Huck.
Huck inhaled deeply. "Man if I wasn't on the righteous path you would have some business but I can't afford to do this all the time."
"Chase stop trying to act like you're the only one who had something to do with growing that." Lindsey scolded him.
"Ok, so you helped a little but I wouldn't be broadcasting that too loudly if I were you. Both of our sisters would kill us if they knew what we did to supplement our income." Chase said trying to get her to be quiet.
"My mom would seriously kill me if she knew what I was doing right now but I can't bring myself to care." Penny said as she passed it to Emily.
"Penny I'm thinking that you and I are seriously going to get grounded from each other one day if we don't stop getting in trouble together." Emily informed her.
"I'll tell you this much you're not the only ones that are going to be in trouble. If Paige finds out that I was out here doing this she will be pissed." Dom said but he couldn't bring himself to care at the moment.
"Grady I can't tell you the last time that we've had this much fun." Levi said as he passed the joint to his friend.
"I know I like Ricky being the alpha so much better than when Carson was our leader." Grady said taking a hit.
None of them noticed that Paige and Henry had stepped outside until Henry cleared his throat. "What the hell is going on out here guys?" he asked but he wasn't stupid he knew what they were doing.
"Nothing is going on daddy we're just standing out here talking." Carly gave him a charming smile she was trying to play the innocent card.
"Carly Janice Matthews Mitchell Halliwell don't try to play the innocent act with me I know what you were doing I'm not stupid." Henry told her sternly.
"We really aren't doing anything Uncle Henry." Chase chimed in trying to help.
"Paige our son is no longer married to his sister is it ok for me to kill him now?" Henry asked his wife.
"You can't kill him, I only say that because his mother will want to kill him herself just as soon as I call her. And the same goes for Lindsey I'm not sure that she'll be in the land of the living much longer once Mickey finds out about this." Paige replied.
"Oh, come on Aunt Paige you don't really want to tell my mom. No man should have to face Lyn Hoyt when she's pissed off." Chase begged.
"You have to get home somehow you're in no condition to drive or shimmer yourself." Paige reasoned with him.
"I can't believe I'm going to say this but you can call my sister. I know that I'm asking for it but calling B is a lot better than you calling my parents." Chase bargained with her.
"Bianca Lyn Hoyt get your ass to my house now." Paige called out. A second later Bianca came walking out the side door. She was clad in a pair of sweat pants and one of Hank's shirts. Hank came out right behind her with his shirt unbuttoned. "Did I interrupted something?" she asked highly amused.
"Nothing that we can't go right back to once we finish the nonsense you called us here for." Hank replied making his eyebrows dance.
Bianca elbowed her boyfriend in the ribs and he grunted. "Aunt Paige ignore him sometimes I think he was dropped on his head as a small child by Chris. What did you need?" she asked sweetly.
"Well as you can see your brother and your cousin are drunk and high. You need to do something with them unless of course you want them to stay here tonight in which case they can." Paige explained.
"Which ever one of you has the pot needs to give it to me now." Hank demanded putting his hand out. Chase produced a bag of weed and sat it in his hand. "Thank you," he said.
"Aunt Paige I wouldn't wish these two on my worst enemy. I'll take them back to my apartment they can sleep it off there." Bianca said sighing.
"Then you have a daughter who is in the kitchen arm wrestling people and really I don't mind any of them being here but they show no signs of letting up anytime soon and Al is going to be asleep in a little while." Paige explained.
"Hank go get your niece and tell her that it's time to go. And if she doesn't want to deal with a pissed off mother she will do as you ask." Bianca ordered kissing him to temper her bluntness.
"Aunt B if we could not tell Paige that I was out here smoking pot that would be a good thing." Dom said nervously.
"That is totally between the two of you, I'm not getting into that." Bianca replied.
"Careful you're not as agile as you think you are right now." Hank told his niece he had a hold of her upper arm to keep her from falling and it was a good thing because she stumbled out the side door.
"I'm fine Uncle Hank I've got it." Paige assured him but she was staggering. Her face lit up when she saw her mother. "Hi mom," she said cheerfully.
Bianca had no choice but to accept a hug from her since the girl had just about thrown herself into her arms. She brushed a stray lock of hair out of her face and kissed her on the forehead. "Hi baby girl, I think that you might be drunk."
Paige brought her finger up to her lips. "Shh, don't tell anybody but I am just a little bit drunk." She said rather loudly.
"Can you be mom's big helper and orb yourself and Dom to the manor or are you going to have to stay all night with me?" Bianca asked her.
"I can orb drunk I just can't orb when I'm taking cold medicine it seriously throws off my orbing skills." Paige informed her like she should have known that.
"Mom, did you want me to chase Jackie home?" Hank asked his mother.
"No, he'll be fine I can get him to settle down and I can handle these juvenile delinquents right here. I just didn't want Chase to hurt himself by trying to shimmer home he is too far gone." Paige replied.
"B do you want me to orb your stupid brother while you take Lindsey?" Hank asked knowing better than to leave Bianca and Chase alone together at the moment because she would kill him.
"Honey, I would love you forever if you did that for me I don't trust myself not to kill him right now." Bianca replied.
Hank slung his arm around Chase's shoulders. "Looks like it's just you and me Francis." He said smiling at him.
"Don't call me Francis I don't like it." Chase protested before Hank orbed them back to Bianca's apartment. Bianca followed with Lindsey a second later.
"Alright all of you get your asses in the house." Henry ordered the remaining young people.
"Actually we can just phase and run back home it's no big deal. That's how we got here." Levi said.
"Yeah, we'll just get Tanner and go. We wouldn't want to put you guys out." Grady agreed.
"Don't be silly you guys are drunk you can crash here." Paige said guiding them into the house.
Alan woke up in the middle of the night with a dull throbbing in his head. He swung his legs out of his bed and stumbled into the bathroom to get himself some pills. He checked his reflection and he could see that his eyes were bloodshot. All signs were pointing to him having one massive hangover in the morning but he didn't care he had had one hell of a good time.
"Ugh, you know better than to let Paige talk you into playing drinking games the girl is a master at what she does." Alan groaned to himself as he shook out some pills into his hand. "But you never learn do you?" he asked chuckling.
He picked the cup up off the sink and filled it with water before he used it to down his pills. "Oh, yeah you deserve every ounce of pain you're going to be in, in the morning." He lectured his reflection before looking away.
"Al you never could keep up with Paige drinking I don't know why you try." He heard a female voice say behind him. He knew that voice and he instantly went white as a sheet like he had heard a ghost. And in fact he had heard a ghost from his past. One that he was damn sure he would never have to deal with again. He turned around and let a look of shock register on his face. "Don't look so happy to see me Alan." The woman told him sarcastically.
"What are you doing here?" Alan demanded his voice barely above a whisper.
"I just came to see about my Albie. I had to make sure that he was ok." She told him with a pout on her face.
Alan gave himself a minute to just take in the look of the woman in front of him. And he had to admit that she looked good. Her long blonde hair fell to her shoulders and her green eyes sparkled just like they always had. "You seriously shouldn't be here right now," he said but that statement didn't hold as much conviction as he had hoped it would.
"Aw, Albie I know that you're mad because of how things ended but that doesn't mean that you have to be so cranky right now." she teased him.
"I don't know how many times I have to ask you not to call me Albie I don't like it. My name is Alan not Albert." Alan protested. His breath hitched in his throat when she came over and threw her arms around his neck.
"You know that I love you or I wouldn't have taken the time to come up with a nickname for you," she reasoned with him.
Alan could have forgotten himself and got lost in those green eyes if it hadn't been for all the pain that she had put him through. "No, I can't do this you need to leave right now and I mean it." He said pushing her away from him.
She fixed a pout on her face and stuck her bottom lip out. "Fine, be that way. Just because we had a bad break up doesn't mean that you have to act like this now. Don't worry though I can see you need time I'll be around." She promised before shimmering away.
Alan ran his hands over his face and groaned. "Damn it all to hell I hate that she can make me feel this way after all this time and everything that happened between us." He said punching the wall. He left the bathroom and went back to bed hoping that he could get some sleep after that.
A/N: So here's the start of another episode I hope you guys enjoyed it. There wasn't really that much going on aside from everyone partying and really with everything that always goes on with them they deserved it. I have to say that drunk Paige is very funny. I honestly can't believe that Patty let them get away with having a party with her right there but then again she didn't have much of a choice. Oh, wow Oriana as a bartender that should be good. I think that we should be worried that we haven't heard from Chord yet there is no telling what kind of trouble that boy is getting into. Leave it to Val and Carly to be drugged at a frat party honestly there is no hope at all for those two. Something tells me that Bianca would kill her brother if she knew that he was growing pot. And now I wonder who the hell that woman talking to Alan was. All I know is it can't mean anything good for him or any of the other people from the future. Until next time please review.