Interview with a Sniper
This is my first NON-HARRY POTTER FANFICTION. BE WARY.
For those who do not know, Flashpoint is a Canadian television show set in Toronto, Ontario. It's about a team of emergency response sniper/anti-terrorist people.
Flashpoint interview with ex-Russian sniper Yuri Tehsniper. He has a very thick accent.
He is also the guy who shot Jules!
Idea by Joefish
Typed by Islay12
I do not own Flashpoint, Snipers or Yuri
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Interviewer: So Yuri what's up?
Yuri: Nothing much I want to be on Flashpoint again, a full episode. I hope you know my English isn't too good
Interviewer: Is Yuri your real name?
Yuri: No it's Alexandsar Sava, or Yuri Tehsniper.
Interviewer: So what makes you a good candidate for Flashpoint?
Yuri: I protect my village for 8 years in Serbia
Interviewer: How'd you do that?
Yuri: I killed thing that came and threaten village in old country
Interviewer: What sort of things?
Yuri: Wolves and Boris
Interviewer: Who's Boris?
Yuri: Boris is my uncle. He's a drunk. Well was…
Interviewer: How'd you protect them?
Yuri: I use my Red Army Dragnuov-SVDS sniper rifle; I hope you realize I'm ex-red army
Interviewer: Really? That's interesting.
Yuri: Yes my highest kill total is 34. It was a good week
Interviewer: Really?
Yuri: Okay it was 33 wolves and Uncle Boris, but you know how drunks are
Interviewer: Uh actually I don't. Anyway do you have any current relationships?
Yuri: Well yes. You know Misha from previous flashpoint episode? I dating his ex girlfriend Irena. She hot
Interviewer: You said you were in the red army, was there anyone who stood out? Any friends?
Yuri: No. Well yes but Boris died and then Ruslan transfer to America
Interviewer: So why Flashpoint? Why not 24?
Yuri: Cause 24 is stupid, I want comeback episode. I shot Jules you know, and nearly that other guy with the blond hair who nobody knows his name. Kidding! No seriously I don't know his name
Interviewer: So where do you currently live?
Yuri: Well I'm thinking of buying one of many secluded apartment in Eastern Europe, very cheap you know.
Interviewer: Why's it cheap?
Yuri: Cause they're all bombed out, 20$ a month. I'm hoping for Bosnia, it's very nice this time of year
Interviewer: So it sounds like you're a perfect candidate for Flashpoint.
Yuri: Thank you
Interviewer: So your comeback episode will feature the team asking you to help take down some Iraqi terrorists
Yuri: Oh crap, are you stupid? They terrorists. They have suicide bombers! Crap!
Interviewer: Anyway thank you Yuri we'll see you tomorrow in Makeup