"Hello all countries, welcome to the world meeting" said America, waving to everyone to sit down. Suddenly the door to the meeting room burst open and two figures appeared. It was the states Oregon and Texas riding on a rainbow unicorn with skull tattoos all over it.
"Hello countries and other people we don't care about at all!" shouted Texas, raising a bazooka into the air.
"We are here to crash the meeting!" Texas said; jumping off the rainbow tattooed unicorn.
"Texas you idiot!" They aren't supposed to know that!" Oregon whispered to Texas loudly, whacking him in the head with the rainbow tattooed unicorn somehow. Suddenly Obama ran inside the room and said "OH YEAH!" America knocked him out and kicked him out of the room.
"Okay, Texas, I know that you want to be part of the meeting, but you're a state...and why did you bring that guy with you?" America asked, pointing to Oregon.
"You don't remember me?" Oregon asked his eyed tearing up.
"Uhhh...nope!" America said, scratching his head lightly. Texas glared at him and England said, "Geez America! I know that you can be an idiot at times, but that's obviously the little state you bought a while back..." Oregon looked a little hopeful and nodded his head for England to continue. "Madagascar!"
"I'm Oregon!" sobbed Oregon. Organ exploded and stomped out of the room. Japan raised his hand, but America shouted "NOT NOW JAPAN, NOT NOW!" Japan put his hand down, looking a little bit disappointed.
"Look at what you've done to Madagascar!" cried Texas, pointing the bazooka at America. America backed away from Texas and the unicorn suddenly exploded, leaving sparkles where is last was.
"Stop being a blond!" screamed Canada. He began to freak out and shouted "I- I can't do it anymore! You're all so stupid!" and then he ran and crashed through the window, falling on Oregon who just happened to be outside.
"Okay, does anyone else have anything else to say?" America asked, looking at everyone inside the room. Italy raised his hand.
"Yes Italy?" America asked with a raised eyebrow.
"PAAASSTTTTAAA-"
"NO! HAMBURGERS!" screamed Texas, throwing a hamburger at Italy. The hamburger knocked Italy out of the window and fell on Canada and Oregon.
"Okay...this is just getting too weird." muttered Germany, getting out of his seat.
"I agree with you." said a voice. Germany jumped and looked around.
"Who was that?" He asked nervously.
"Me, the creator of this fan fiction...mwah ha ha!" TheDarkLordCreator laughed evilly, suddenly appearing there.
"I like pie!" Pangaea randomly said. Everyone in room went silent.
"P-Pangaea...how long have you been there?" France asked.
"I've been here the whole time"