SS and BK watched a video in with Sora was humping the floor... SS, idiot that she is, volunteered to write this and that's kind of where this sprang up from...
Let me just get one thing straight. None of us hate Sora. We're just making fun of him and giggling madly about the idea of pairing up Sora and some home decor. That's all.
SS and BK don't own Kingdom Hearts. We don't even own the idea for a Sora x Floor pairing.
Nice Decorating
Riku had recently gotten new marble tiles installed in his bathroom. It was nothing to really be amazed about, but Sora had insisted on seeing this new floor. So Riku lead Sora up to the bathroom.
"You see," he said, opening the door. "It's nothing special, the floor's just white now, is all."
Sora's eyes grazed along the floor, marveling at the alabaster marble expanse. "Oh wow," he breathed. Dropping to his knees, Sora gently ran his fingertips tentatively over his hard smooth lover.
"Um... Sora?" Riku said from above.
Riku be damned, Sora thought as he rubbed himself along the marble flooring. "I need you," he whispered passionately. Sora rose up and, without a fragment of shyness, began to strip.
Riku's eyes nearly left his head. "S-SORA!? What the hell are you DOING?!?"
"Shush, Riku," Sora murmured. "My lover needs her time."
Trying very hard not to look down there, Riku just stared at his friend, torn between making him stop and just forgetting he ever saw this.
The latter won.
"I'm leaving. You have-" Riku choked and made a mental note to never ever tell Kairi about this. He was about to say "fun," but he just couldn't bear it. Instead he just closed the door and started walking down the hall.
God forbid that he encouraged him.