One day, Naruto finished a mission, and went to look for Tsunade.
Tsunade:Naruto Uzumaki , you had finish this C rank mission, the original pay was 1000yen, but i need to remove 999yen for the script you had ruin last time.
Naruto: This is soooooooooooo not fair, its not just my fault only, it was Sasuke's idea. ( Naruto tried to SABO it all to SASUKE!)(thunder srtikes)
Tsunade: You might be right but everybody else had paid their share already!
Naruto: But... ero-senin, stole most of my money and go spent it on boring stuffs.(This is soooooo true)
Tsunade:Thats your own problem, I will now go and buy some sake, you go look for some misson to do on my desk, you can do whatever mission you like, even it kills, return me the money ASAP.
Naruto: YAY...., i mean OK.:D
(Tsunade leaves, and Naruto search for mission and one catches his mind.
Mission: Time travel jutsu Client: 007( remember me)
Type: Jutsu testing Rank: S++ Discription: Use the time travel scroll i sent to travel back in time, i am not sure if the justu user can come back safely, sent a moron there as i don't want to waste a jonin if you take this case.
Sent someone stupid like Naruto Uzumaki although he had saved a lot of people including me.
Naruto then decided to take the mission and search for the scroll.
Naruto: Kage bunshin no jutsu ( shadow clone justu)
( Naruto then ruin Tsunade 's office and finally found the scroll in the dustbin.)
(Naruto reads instruction on scroll)
Naruto: OK here goes, What??? do the hand sign of each 30 times?That means ermmm 250 no , ermm 630 no , OMG 999 times.(He got the number wrong even with calculator)
but to save Sasuke, which i don't want to, i need to perform the justu.( After 30 minutes later, Naruto form the hand sign damn fast until his hand got on fire!, but he then said time travel jutsu,
Unfortunately he succeeded)
Inside time vortax Naruto: OMG this like a roller coaster, i feel giddy, (Naruto felt that his body turning back to twleve ,a disgusting boy)
Naruto: Where am i? what happen to my voice? (Suddenly, he felt being hitted on his head)
Iruka: WT* you think you are doing Naruto?
Naruto:ermmmm.... time travel justu?
All moron students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA( LOLZ)
Iruka: Naruto, perform the bunshin justu (clone justu)
Naruto: OK, this is sooo easy Inner Naruto: I can even perform shadow clone, how hard will it be to perform just clone.( Sakura is not the only one with Inner self)
(Naruto form the hand sign and use the clone jutsu)
Naruto:(proudly) see , this is too easy Iruka sensei.
Iruka: you better double check your clones.
Naruto: what?
(Naruto saw all clones drying like siao)
Iruka: Detension for you Naruto suggested by Sasuke.
Naruto: what?( Maybe Naruto will not save him from orochimaru)
After School Naruto: Iruka sensei take this ,Haaremu no Jutsu (Harem Technique)
(Iruka nosebleed for 5 hours, and Naruto escaped)
On his way to Ichiraku Ramen, he met the third Hokkage.
Naruto: hey old man, you are still alive? and where's tsunade granny Third: of course i am alive, you think i got killed by orochimaru?I think you know him, and Tsunade? how did you know about her? anyway, she's in vegas, in the casino.
Naruto thoughts: opps i forgot that granny has not appeared yet.
Naruto: i mean your wife..... grannny hokkage???? (naruto then runs away)
Thrid: hey you know wife too ? how did you know them? by the way she's dead. she got struke by thunder.
Naruto then go to Ichiraku Ramen with Iruka sensei who had just woke up.
Iruka:How did you learn shadow clone?, Never mind though, be sure to work hard for tomorrow's exam NALE( NINJA ACADAMY LEAVING EXAMINATION)
Naruto: Sure sensei , i will work hard on the clone justu.
Iruka:How did you know about the test question?
Naruto: ermmmm.....i want another bowl of extra large ramen. believe it.
Inner Naruto: feel so weird saying Believe it now.
The next day
Iruka: now the genin examination shall begin, the question is Kawarimi no Jutsu (Change of Body Stance Technique aka substiution jutsu)
Naruto: That was easy like counting abc, i think after c is t a x i right?
(After c is actually e everybody knows)
Guy: i am so proud of you 007!
(the exam begins)
Sasuke: I use everyday as there is trap set by itachi in the house, i am sooo going to kill him.(you will regret it in the furture)
Iruka: Sasuke , Pass with flying colours( can colours fly? oh yeah thats why the sky is blue)
Guy: I am soooo proud of you 007, you know that too!!
Sakura: ermmm i guess this is pretty easy huh?
Iruka: Sakura-sama ,pass.
Kiba:I, like , Sasuke use it everyday to snatch akamaru's food.(Does this have to do with subsitution)
Iruka: Kiba, pass but akamaru failed!
Shino:....... sub.... way eat fresh Iruka: Shino, pass , give me that sandwich.
Hinata: ermmmm.....ermmmm....ermmmm....ermmmm Iruka: Hinata, you pass, for no reason
Shikamaru:What a drag.
Iruka: just do it Shikamaru: Shadow possesion jutsu... ok ticked i pass.
Iruka: WHAT THE **** go die ( throw shuriken)
(Shikamaru subsitute with table)
Iruka: fine you pass
Ino:.... i am gonna beat Sakura....Sama Iruka: Ino , you failed!
Ino: What?
Iruka: just kidding (LOL, a childish sensei)
chouji: potato chip subsitute with the BBQ flavoured one.
Iruka: you pass and thats mine chips(BBQ cost 50 yen more than original flavoured one)
Hinata:Naruto-kun hope you can pass with no reason like me.
Naruto:HAHAHAHAHAHA... for dunno what reason i laugh, HAHAHA , this is so easy subsitute iruka sensei and me (Naruto says, hmmmmm Iruka pass)
Iruka: yay, i pass the exam..... wait a sec i am the sensei ,baka naruto and i pass away years ago, i mean the exam.
500 Students later Iruka: OK, only 10 of you pass, the one we dunno is 999! and he got strike by thunder and injured, so we excluded him even he pass the test.(007: so poor thing)
Iruka: listen ,before i kill..... you all with kunai, from tomorrow onwards all of you will follow your own new sensei teacher.
Naruto:(cutting) i know all the groups, me ,sakura , 007 will be the same group (i thought is Sasuke?) then shikamaru,ino, chouji will be team 10, hinata,kiba,shino will be team 8, and sasuke you will be alone with orochimaru.
Sasuke:who the hell is orochimaru? is he gonna help me kill my brother?
naruto: ermmmm, yes go go , he can summon giant snape too.
Iruka:**** you naruto, you got most correct but, sasuke is in the same group as you not 007, he is with 999,911 Sakura:^ ^ YAY!
U
Part 2 Mizuki strikes late/Kakashi sensei