69 Place Rosalie and Emmett Cullen CAN'T Have Sex
In an airport
In Bella's truck
In the Quiznos line
In a Mickey Mouse suit
At Nessie's 1st birthday party
In front of Bella's mom
At a bus stop
On top of Carlisle and Esme while they are having sex
In M&M world
At a country club
While trying to play mini-golf
At Jacob's House
In front of Mike Newton while he is humping a bush
In Clair's hat section
At the street art fair
At the Hospital were Carlisle works
During the Hunger Games movie
In front of the T.V. when Edward is trying to watch Phineas and Ferb
In the curtain displays at wal-mart
In the Zoo's mongoose enclosure
At the Alcohol Anonymous meeting
On the SNL stage, while they are preforming a Mitt Romney sketch
At a Nicki Manja concert
In K-Mart, anywhere in K-Mart
On top of an illegal Mexican immigrant
In the changing room of Belk
In the operation room of someone who is getting a sex change
On a World War Two battle field
At a father-daughter dance in Oregon, Ohio, or Oklahoma
On a Go-Kart track
In Panera Bread's to-go line
In a shop-n-save bag
In the isle during Edward and Bella wedding
In the shark tank at the local Aquarium
At a chapel, while someone is preaching
In the fourth dimension
On the point of Mount Everest
In New Orleans as people are trying to clean up after Katrina
On top of a moose
Inside of a huge bottle of Grape Juice
Anywhere that Eye of the Tiger is playing
On a trampoline display at Sam's Club
On the show Morgan Freeman's Through the Wormhole
On the Titanic
Anywhere in Sweden
At the Circus's petting zoo
At a hot dog eating competition
On Jasper's Lap
On the cover of a Pink Floyd album
In a pull during a children's swim meet
In Alice's sock drawer
At President Obama's Inauguration
On top of Bella as she is trying to Wuthering Heights
In front of the Wii as the Cullens are trying to play Mario Kart
In a Leonardo DeCaprio movie
At the Tri-Wizard Tournament
In the Glee club choir room
At Whitney Huston's funeral
At a lesbian strip club
At a 1950s themed Dance/Fundraiser
During the Zombie Apocalypse
In a nudist town
In Brad Pitt's house
In the janitor's closet at the Klondike headquarters
Inside of a ship in a bottle
At Camp Half-Blood
Anywhere where Bella's dad is around
In a bubble wrap factory
In the Chemistry classroom, no matter how appropriate Emmett says it is