Hey there! I'm still working on Dark Intentions (I promise i'll get to it!) but I really wanted to get to work on my idea for a Kuwabara/Hiei fic! There aren't ever enough entries into this category and I really wanted to add to that. This is sort of a random fic and I just really wanted to start on it before I forget it. Leave some reviews if you like it? Please? /(*.*)/? Just so you all know, this is going to be a humor/romance thing.
Warning/disclaimer: Friends, I believed you would be able to figure it out but I guess you cant. *sigh. THIS IS A KUWABARA(SEME)/HIEI(UKE) FIC. If I get one review saying 'Omg I lyke totes didn't knrw this ws a H/K fic. Pffftttt I ssoooooo coudn't teeelll' I will Internet slap you. (O.O)/ u got dat? Just kidding. I dont own yu yu hakusho, if i did, well, lets just say that Keiko and Botan would both mysteriously die and the guys would be having waay more fun.
Chapter 1: Kurama's fantabulous idea!
It was a blisteringly hot day in ningenkai and Hiei was sitting in his favorite tree outside of his favorite foxes house. Inside the house, the sounds of two men moaning in ecstacy as they both finished their "Proffessional meeting" as Kurama put it. "Thank you. I will see you next week Mr. Minamino. You have a good day." The other man politely said as he pulled on his clothes and left the red-head lying on the bed happily.
"I'll see you then, thank you Hisoka." The exhausted red-head stood, winced, fidgeted then went into the bathroom. The man, now known as Hisoka, was a handsome man, with oddly blue black hair that went to his shoulders, cold violet eyes, and a suit worth more than the lives of everyone on the street. He glanced around the room before turning towards the door and making his graceful exit.
Hiei irratably jumped into Kurama's open window landing gracefully on the sill and walked to the his bed. He cleaned up the room angrilly, piling strewn clothing and torn sheets into a pile near the door before sitting on the bed. A few minutes later the fox walked out of the bathroom wearily anf flung himself onto his bed. "Dammit Kurama, I really dont want to have to sit outside the tree, wait for you to be done getting fucked, then have to come in and clean up the mess you make, though, you are usually more of a mess than your room."
Kurama glanced up and said something incomprehensible into the sheets. "What?" Hiei was grouchy and it was clearly not a good time to be mumbling Kurama decided. "I said thank you for cleaning up the mess." "You know fox, maybe you should get a housekeeper. That guy could probably afford it." Kurama scowled at him. "He is a business partner. He is also a big investor in my company and if it's sex he wants then it's what he's going to get."
Hiei sighed. "Fine whatever. Its late, go to bed." "I'm in my bed." "Shut up." Hiei hit the giggly fox on the head playfully before going to the guest bedroom. "Bed time." Hiei got into the large inviting bed in the guest room and fell asleep. When Hiei woke up in the morning, he could smell breakfast cooking and hopped out of bed. "Morning~." Kurama sang everything when he cooked so Hiei left Kurama to his singing and and ignored him.
Hiei went to get his plate when the doorbell rang. Kurama ran to the door. "Oh! Hisoka! DId you forget something last night?" The man who had been with Kurama last night was standing outside in a suit somehow more expensive than the one he'd been wearing the night before. "No, thank you, I came back to talk to you about something." The man glanced down the hall and saw Hiei. "Sure, we can talk inside." Kurama led the man in.
"Who is your friend?" He was looking right at Hiei in a predatorial fashion and Hiei's thief instincts were telling him to run but he stayed, not wanting to leave Kurama. "Thats my friend Hiei. He just came over to visit." Kurama sensed Hiei's discomfort and slowly urged the man towards the stairs. "Hiei. Hajimemashite." Hiei shivered as the man was led out of the room.
Kurama and Hisoka talked quietly in the other room before they came out and Hisoka left, not forgetting to wink at Hiei lustfully before he went out. "Whats with him?" Hiei looked angry as he glanced at Kurama. "Nothing Hiei. Eat you breakfast." Kurama sat down to eat next to Hiei silently, the talkative mood squashed by the random arrival of the handsome and mysterious man. Hiei didn't know why but he felt nervous and wondered what Hisoka and Kurama had been talking about. He and Kurama ate the rest of their breakfast in silence.
Outside the house, Hisoka was sitting patiently on a bench listening. He had soft smirk on his face and a pack of high-school girls who were walking by squealed when they saw him. After the two men inside had stopped talking for a while he got bored and and started walking towards his new destination. The spirit realm library. He had some research to do on a certain Imiko and Kitsune.
Owari~
How was that? Was that an ok start so far? Just so you all know Hajimemashite is Nice to meet you. Even though he popped out of my head in a about six seconds I already love Hisoka OH and Hisoka means secret. HMMMMMM why would I pick that name?
Sorry this chapter is so short but I promise to make the next one longer. BYE BYE!