Hi every one! Thanks for reading! I must say though, it you were here(in the Naruto archive) two years ago, you may remember me. I was here "writing" a fic that wasn't up to expectations(it sucked), so I left, went to other things and now I'm back!!! with improved writing!

Disclaimer: I own nothing, Naruto and all related characters and locations belong to Viz Media.

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Inside the hidden Akatsuki lair, Kisame, Hidan, Deidara and Tobi were sitting on a couch in a living area, Currently watching a Sham Wow commercial. "don't buy it!! it's a waste of money!!" Kakuzu yelled from the other room.

"Fuck you Kakuzu! I'll buy what I want!!!" Hidan yelled back, then to mess with him he yelled "Tobi! Get me a phone! Vince has convinced me! You'll say wow every time he says! We'll see!"

"No!!" Kakuzu busted out of his room, ready to strangle Tobi and any one else who got in his way.

"Calm down!" Kisame yelled, not really caring if it worked "He's only kidding"

"Money is no joke!" Kakuzu yelled "Money is a-"

"NO! no one steals my line! Art is a Bang!! UN!!" Deidara yelled back.

"What's with all the yelling?" Itachi asked, walking into the room, cloak less. Not naked, just no cloak.

"Some thing about money" Kisame sighed.

"Of coarse" Itachi sighed as well before sitting down to enjoy the action.

Hidan reached into his cloak to pull out a small black cell phone. Kakuzu's eyes widened. "…don't you dare" Hidan smiled as he opened the phone and started to punch in numbers "don't…" Kakuzu growled, ducking into a stance. Hidan pressed one more button before putting the phone to his ear "hello? I'd like to order ten Sham Wows." he let the words roll of his tongue, putting a mocking tone in his voice. "Oh, price isn't an issue." Kakuzu snapped

"YOU BASTARD!!" he yelled, pouncing Hidan. Tobi hid behind Deidara as the two immortals duke it out "S-senpai" Tobi stuttered out.

"What?" Deidara sighed.

"Is Kakuzu going to kill Hidan-san?" Tobi asked

"No, Baka, he's immortal, so is Kakuzu. Just sit back and watch. un."

"hai."

Everyone watched the rather un-epic bout. It was just Kakuzu grabbing for the phone while Hidan kept increasing the amount of the amazing towels. After awhile, it just became pathetic, Hidan had already hung up and now Kakuzu was just angrily slapping him. When Hidan broke the skin of Kakuzu, he turned to his skeleton like skin and drew a Jashin symbol in the ground. Before he could strike himself, a loud voice yelled "STOP!!!" it was Pein.

"Now what's this about?" he asked

"Kakuzu's being a fucking Killjoy!!! He won't let me buy the shit I want!!!!!" Hidan yelled

"Hidan's being a dumb ass! He's trying to order something off of TV! And you know Hidan never has his own money! He'll just dip into Akatsuki's funds!!!" Kakuzu yelled back.

"Let him" a feminine voice said, it was Konan strolling back into the base "I spent half of it just last week."

Kakuzu's jaw dropped, making hundreds of treads angrily flare "On what!!"

"uhh…" she sweat dropped "the homeless"

"Fuck the homeless!!" Kakuzu countered

"Kakuzu-san!!" Tobi yelled "it's almost Christmas! You should be giving to the homeless, not fucking them!"

Kisame snickered, Itachi managed a chuckle, while Hidan was practically busting a nut in laughter. "What?" Tobi asked, obviously confused.

"Oh god, un" Deidara sighed

"What?! Hidan always says that word!!" Tobi argued

"regardless, what Tobi is trying to say" Itachi started "Is that even though we're technically an evil organization, it doesn't mean we can't give back."

Everyone stared with wide eyes at Itachi's rare moment of compassion. He stared back before rolling his eyes and saying "Plus its usually frowned upon to fuck the homeless."

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Well? Should I continue it? It's up to you guys really.