What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little brat? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the University of Clowning, and I've been involved in the numerous disappearances of Derry's kiddies. I am trained in shapeshifting, and I'm the top predator of the entire US criminal database. You are nothing to me but just another light snack.
I will chew you the fuck out with the precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this blue marble. You'd better heed my words. You think you can get away with saying dem fighting words to me over your primitive computer device? Think again, slime. As we speak, I am sending my minions to your location, and you're being stalked right now. So you better prepare for teh nightmare, Billy Boy. The nightmare that erases the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking floating, kid. I can be anyone anytime, and I can kill you in 700 ways. And that's just with my gloved hands. Not only am I extensively trained in shapeshifting, but I have access to an entire array of supernatural powers, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the continent. You little turd.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your "smart" comment was bout to bring down upon you, maybe you would've kept your tongue. But you didn't, you couldn't. Now's time for action. You gosh darn idiot. I will crap fears all over you. And you will drown in it. You'll fucking float, kiddo.