"Hello everybody, I'm Chris McLean, this is camp Wawanakwa, and you are watching Total, Drama, ISLAND!" (Cue theme song) "Welcome back everyone. This season we've got brand new contestants who already know each other! They are all- oh wait! Here comes the first of them now." In the distance a yacht sails in at a high speed. On the deck are 6 guys. One is a fat kid with curly hair sticking out in strange places. He is wearing a T-shirt, cargo shorts, sandals, and thick rim glasses. He is laughing chatting with the second guy. The second guy is scrawny with bad acne and short brown hair. He is wearing a grey hoodie, jeans, and sneakers. One of the guys has clipped-up blonde hair and a calm look on his face. He is nodding up and down with headphones on his head. He is wearing a T-shirt that has a keyboard on it, jeans, and sneakers. The fourth guy is drawing on a map of the world. He is wearing a grey tee, jeans, and dress shoes. His brown hair is also clipped-up. The fifth and sixth guy are laughing over a joke that one told. The fifth guy is taller than the rest and larger to. He is wearing a black shirt with Illegible words and athletic shorts, he has a dark bowl cut. His sneakers are too big for his feet. The last guy has wavy blonde hair and bright blue eyes. He's wearing a red shirt with skinny jeans. The yacht pulls up and the first guy gets off followed closely by the second guy. "Will, how are you man?" "Good dude!" His scrawny friend follows close behind him "Chris, it is such an honor to meet you and-" "thanks." Chris says as he pushes him off the dock. The third kid steps off next. "Hey Wyatt!" Chris holds out his hand for a high five but Wyatt just keeps walking. "Ryan, what were you working on up there?" Asked Chris as Ryan stepped off the yacht. "Oh, nothing. Just my plan for world domination." He says with a straight face. "O K," Chris mutters. "Tough crowd." The fifth kid steps off but the sixth drops down in an attempt to beat him off. "Ooo! Charlie, man, that looked like it hurt!" Chris snickered. "Andrew can you help Chef with this guy?" "Sure man." "Alright Andrew! The next boat is coming though so hurry up please. In the distance there was an approaching boat of four people. The first was a girl with long blonde hair who was attempting to read a book with the rocking ship. She was wearing a blue hoodie and jeans. The second was a guy who was throwing a football into the air and catching it. He has brown hair and blue sunglasses, a t-shirt and athletic shorts. Third was an Asian girl who was chatting with her friend. She had a TARDIS T-shirt and jeans, along with glasses. Last was a short girl with blond hair, some acne, an orange hoodie and jeans. "Hello Lillie, Devon, Katie, and Kim. Another ship not far behind that one had 10 people. Jayme, a short tan girl who had too much makeup and was wearing a grey shirt with jeans. Caity,a girl with wavy, blonde, shoulder length hair. She was wearing a yellow tank and a denim jacket along with yoga pants and big glasses. Sofina, a girl with a sweatshirt and jeans. Jonny, an Asian with a green T-shirt and athletic shorts. Sam, a guy with a blue shirt and athletic shorts. Josh, a tan kid with black eye length hair and a white jersey and athletic shorts. Abby a tall brunette wearing a red hoodie and jeans, a pencil in her back pocket. Chris a ginger girl with a white T-shirt and sweatpants. Chase, a dude with wavy hair, skinny jeans and a T-shirt. Lastly Miranda, a pretty girl who was wearing pink tye-dye and yoga pants. The last couple stragglers in their own boats were Josh, a kid who was wearing a monster energy T-shirt, Jenna a blonde girl with a blue hoodie, and Kate an athletic girl wearing a black shirt with jeans. "Alright I think that's everyone so I'm just going to sort you into your teams. Mike, Josh, Ryan, Wyatt, Chase, Devon, Kim, Katie, Jayme, Cameron, Miranda, and Lillie are the mighty mice. Everyone else is an Eloquent Elephant. This season I person will leave every night. Also the winning team will get an all you can eat buffet for the night. You all look tiered from waiting around all day for COUGH COUGH Kate. Now it's already late so you can all just sleep. I know at least one person on each team can find the cabins. So I guess it will just be a race to the cabins. Thanks Kate!" "Jeez..." Kate murmured. Will stood up right away for the elephants. "Guys! I've watched this show for 5 years. I think I know the way to the cabins." Ryan, seeing Will taking charge, whispered "Lets follow them until we see the cabins then rush ahead." So the Elephants walked ahead while the Mice followed in the shadows. Will turned the corner and saw the cabins. "Hey-" He is cut short by Ryan hitting him over the head and knocking him out. The rest of his team turns the corner and sees him. "Guys! Come on the cabins are right there!" Josh urges. Everyone goes ahead but Andrew and Charlie stay behind. "Gigs, let's carry him to the end. He deserves to cross the finish line." Gigs and Charlie carry him to the end but in that time the Mice beat them there. "Hah!" Shouts Ryan. "We got here first!" replies Josh. "You need your entire team" Says Chris. Josh looks at Charlie, Gigs, and the fallen Will, who have just showed up. "Damn." Murmurs Josh. Chris comes up in front of everyone. "Which is why, ELEPHANTS WIN!" "What!" Demands Ryan. "Turn around." Josh is leaning over back at the turn. "Dude, what the fuck?!" Josh is panting and clutching his chest. "Sorry. My heart was killing me." "FUCK!" That afternoon the Mice guys, except Mike, were changing into pajamas. Mike walked in "what are you guys doing? We still need to go to the campfire in a few minutes!" "How do you know?" Asked Josh. "I love this show!" "So you were supposed to show us to the cabins!" "I guess, maybe." "So it was your fault we lost!" "I disagree. We would have won anyway had you not fallen behind!" Suddenly they stop bickering because they hear Chef. "Get to the campfire maggots!" The Mice guys run out in sleepwear closely followed by the girls wearing the same stuff. They get to the campfire and see the Elephants still fully clothed. "Jesus!" Shouts Ryan in frustration. Josh is whispering to the half naked girls behind him. Some nod and others shake their heads. "Alright guys I'm going to need you to choose someone to kick off." The Mice walk into booths and vote their votes are displayed below.
Mike- Josh
Josh- Mike
Ryan- Josh
Wyatt- Josh
Chase- Mike
Devon- Mike
Kim- Josh
Katie- Josh
Jayme- Mike
Cameron- Ryan
Miranda- Mike
Lillie- Josh
"Alright. Let's see who's safe..." He tosses Wyatt, Chase, Devon, Kim, Katie, Jayme, Cameron, Miranda, and Lillie marshmallows. "How am I not safe!?" Exclaims Ryan. "Calm down, Jesus." Chris mutters and tosses him a marshmallow. Josh looks nervous, but then again, so does Mike. "Hmm... Ah, screw it!" He tosses the last marshmallow to Mike. "But..." Josh stammers "what did I do?" "Cost us the game!" Replies Ryan. Josh looks down sadly. "Fine..." A giant boot comes out of nowhere and kicks Josh into the lake. Gigs starts laughing from the background.
-BACK AT THE CABINS-
:Mice Guys:
"We'll that's one teammate gone..." Says Devon, glaring at Mike. "You care?" Asked Wyatt lying in bed ready to sleep.
:Mice Girls:
"No Bitch!" Shouted Jayme. "I think it just made sense." Responded Lillie. "I agree" said Kim "He cost us the game. Simple as that. I think Chris was harsh with the boot but he deserved to leave."
:Elephant Girls:
"Will did good, for once." Said Sofina, munching on some crackers. "You underestimate him. He's not that bad." Replied Abby, changing into my little pony pajamas. "It's like he can switch from awkward and distant into a insane funny guy." Chris inputted. "I HATE him." Said Kate. Chris laughed back. "That's only because you got squished into a bus seat with him for a few months." "No, he's just cocky and stupid" said Jenna. "Yeah." They all agreed
:Elephant Guys:
Everyone was chanting"Chug, Chug, Ch-" Sam was trying to chug a whole liter of Coke. "Shut up! My head is killing me." Will exclaimed. "Why so sad?" Asked Jonny. Will hated Jonny. "Remember, I got knocked unconscious earlier." "Sleep won't help that" "It probably will."