Hello POTC lovers please enjoy this story of nautical terms, sexy pirates, and sailing to places that cannot be found expect by those who already know where it is. This will include most characters from the movie, and others included me, my sister, and my neighbor Chelsea.

However much I've wished and prayed I DO NOT OWN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. 'kay? Whoa that rhymed...

Chelsea: 5 4" Dirty blonde hair, with sun kissed skin for a white girl, very skinny, 14.

Xio: 5 3" Dark brown hair that's bone straight, emo style with bangs across the face, thick square glasses, natural yellow tan, 16 years old.

Me: 5 4" Dark brown hair, wavy and layered, with natural darker tan, thick purple plastic glasses, and 15.

This was going to be one of the best weekends the summer could have possibly supplied. Xio and Alexia's parents had gone to visit family and left their children at their privately owned beach house for a few days. There was a car left for them in case of an emergency, some cash, and plenty of snack foods. Of course all their other friends, expect for their neighbor Chelsea, were an hour away so instead of a party they spent the day at the beach. Then they settled on the couch on a large patio outside and decided to watch some of their favorite movies. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN! The Curse of the Black Pearl and Dead Man's Chest, back to back!

So Alexia pulled the Capri's Suns out of the fridge as Xio, as in a C and an O, attempted to put movie in and Chelsea stood on the porch wringing out her hair.

"Man the waves are pounding. There must be a storm coming in," She stretched in her bathing suit. Chelsea was the classic tanned, blonde haired, blue eyed girl. Quite literally the girl next door. She jumped onto the couch poking Xio with her toe.

"Come on Alexia! I can't figure this GODFORSAKEN thing out!" Xio yelled. She was technologically challenged, even when it came to plugging her bass's amp into the wall correctly.

Alexia shook her head. If Xio were anyone else, maybe Chelsea's idiot boyfriend Shane and close friend, she'd tell her to shove it. But Alexia could see she was indeed struggling. Her head blocked the view of the DVD as she pushed button after button.

"God damnit!" She screamed, slamming the tray with her hand until the DVD holder closed.

"YAY!"

And just like that, they all jumped up and down on the couch, in their bathing suits and shorts dancing for their lives. Alexia stopped to brush hair aside that kept poking her in the eye because the salt water made it turn curly again. The opening music for The Curse of the Black Pearl was pretty loud as Chelsea turned up the volume grinning idiotically. They all jumped at the same time, making the couch fall back and off the deck, with them coming down with it. Chelsea screamed like a little girl and Xio letting out a stream of curses but Alexia couldn't see a thing. That was, until her back hit the sand and the sun bleached everything out.

"Dude, what the crap?!" Alexia yelled sitting up and looked around. Xio and Chelsea sat next scanning the beach too. There was something very wrong about this scene. The dirty mud colored waters of their state's sea was now the clearest of blues. They heard sounds like a blacksmith's hammer hitting the anvil and the smell of fresh bread hung heavily under their noses, mixing with the salty brine of the sea air. They were suddenly sitting in the shade of palm tree.

"Wait, where'd the house go and where the hell are we? We certainly can't afford to lose it." Xio asked getting up and dusting her butt off.

"Oh my GOD!" Chelsea yelped jumping up and pointing until Xio promptly smacked her in the back of the head.

"Out with it man!" she said raising her hand to smack her again but Chelsea ducked away.

"Wait, look! We're in Port Royal. Right Alexia?" She gave her a confused look. When Xio took in her surroundings, her mouth fell open.

"Are you kidding ME?!" she screamed sinking to the ground, her hands clasped together, "Thank you BABY JESUS!"

"Indeed we are, but MAN!" Alexia said angrily, kicking the sand. Xio gave her a weird look.

"Of all the movies to get sucked into, why couldn't we get sucked into a cool vampires vs. werewolves movie with Hugh Jackman!"

Xio nodded sympathetically. Chelsea looked like she about have a heart attack.

"Gotcha Bitch! I'm just kidding. Come on, let's go find us a sexy, old enough to be our dad, pirate." Alexia grinned evilly while doing a happy shoulder shimmy.

"Who's that?" Chelsea asked, earning herself another smack from Xio.

"Ya just couldn't afford to waste it. Huh Chelsea?" Alexia asked laughing.

"Not a real pirates fan I can see." Xio said sarcastically, poking her friend in ribs to show she was joking.

"Yes let's go see Captain Jack Sparrow!" Alexia grabbed a stick from the sand and pointed it forward.

"TALLY HO MATES!!" and they all started running down the beach and towards the docks.

There it is. Short, Sweet and to the Point. Please hold your applause until the end it's more proper that way.