My imagination went into overdrive, I think its because I've been depraved of story typing for a few years & I try at humour don't mean I'm any good though. Anyways enjoy.
I don't own beyblade blah..blah…blah
'Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees
And the flowers and the trees
And the moon up above (dum dum)
And a thing called "Love"'
Two silent figures lay on the grass relaxing.
It was only a matter of time before the comfortable silence become awkward conversation.
"Kai?" spoke an icy blue eyed teen staring into the clouds.
"Hmm," was the reply coming from the duo haired male signalling he had heard his name.
"What's the birds and the bees?" queried the fiery red headed male side glancing his friend
At such a question the phoenix's body posture became tense. Why would such a question be asked of him & the problematic explanation would prove difficult.
"Ahem, well, Tala, erm, why would you be asking such an idiotic question?" retorted Mr. Stubborn trying to avoid the subject.
"I heard some kids talking about it, so what is it?" repeated Tala insistent on getting an answer
Sensing the wolfs persistence Kai had no choice but to answer.
"How do I put it," started Kai pausing to think "When a guy and a girl love each other they want to make a baby…."
"How do they do that?" interrogated Tala dumbly
Another pause.
"First the guy has to get …. An erection," explained Kai embarrassed he was even speaking of such a subject.
"How does the guy get an, erection?" interrupted Tala again who seemed to be intrigued
"If your going to keep interrupting I'm not gona tell you," scowled Kai
Another pause, Mr. Policeman was waiting for Kai to continue.
"As I was saying, the guy has to get an erection and the girls vagina needs to be moist and then the guy slips his erect penis into the girls vagina and thrusts in and out until he climaxes," finished Kai as quickly as possible
"Oh," spoke Tala laying back in the grass
"Kai," called Tala annoyance in the nouns pitch
"What," snapped the younger teen
"What's a blow job?" queried the wolf master
Tala's reply was none other than a bundle of grass being launched over his direction.