Hello! I wrote a thing because of the song "Bank Job" by Barenaked Ladies. It's a great song. Anyway... Yeah...
I don't own Doctor Who! Though... if I did, there would be less deaths (SCREW YOU MOFFAT)
River jumped into the TARDIS. "GO GO GO GO GO!" she shouted, pulling off her ski mask and throwing her sawed-off shotgun off to the side.
The Doctor turned to her with a bewildered look. "What? River?" He shrugged and pulled on of the many levers in the TARDIS. "This woman..." he mumbled to himself. "So, why did you call me to New Earth?"
River groaned. "Why were there cat nuns?" She facepalmed and slumped to the floor of the TARDIS.
The Doctor turned back to her. "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
She smiled. "Oh nothing, sweetie. Just tried to rob a bank."
He stared at her, blinking in shock. "You what?"
"Oh you know. I tried to rob a bank, but there were cat nuns! I mean, why do cat nuns even need to go to the bank? But, they were annoying. So, I shot one," she said nonchalantly, shrugging. River picked at her cuticles, knowing that she'd be caught soon. At least she'd be able to shock her husband. Not that they were married yet. Well, according to his timeline, they weren't.
The Doctor glared at her. "You did what? You shot a nun? Why?" he practically yelled at her, the pitch of his voice going higher.
River reached forward and pulled a lever. "Don't worry, sweetie. I was just kidding... kinda," she said as she leaned forward to kiss the Doctor. She ran out the TARDIS. The Doctor just stared.
I honestly don't know. Help. Please. If you liked it, please review and/or favourite it! If you didn't like it... well... review and/or favourite anyway! :D