The Girl's Bathroom
By: Amanda
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own 'em
Cassidy: *walks into the bathroom* *looks at self in mirror* Arg! I'm breaking out again! *washes face* *looks for a paper towel to dry face* I hate when there aren't any towels. *walks over to hand-drying-air-blowing machine, presses the button, and sticks her face in the air* Ahhh! Too hot! Too much hot air, just like Jessie. *walks back over to mirror* Oh great, just great. Judging by the way my hair looks, I just got out of a hurricane. Why can't my hair look good all of the time? Why can't it look nice like Jessie's hair?
Jessie: *walks into bathroom in time to hear Cassidy's last sentence* What was that? You like my hair?
Cassidy: *scoffs* I was just being sarcastic. Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it? I guess not.
Jessie: You don't know anything! *looks into mirror* Why, just why do my eyes have to look so bloodshot?!
Cassidy: Since you're ugly, your eyes have to be ugly too.
Jessie: It takes an ugly person to know an ugly person.
Cassidy: Are you saying I'm ugly?
Jessie: Wow Cassidy! You're smarter than I give you credit for.
Cassidy: You better watch what you're saying, missy.
Jessie: Whatever, ugly person!
Cassidy: You are the hag!
Jessie: Oh yeah!? You just wait a moment! *runs out of bathroom, and returns a few minutes dragging James into the bathroom*
James: Wow! I'm in the girl's bathroom!
Jessie: Shut up James! Tell Cassidy that I'm not ugly!
Cassidy: *gives James a dirty and threatening glare*
James: Um, er, um, uh, are you going to hurt me? If I say something bad?
Cassidy: No, I won't hurt you. I'll be right back. *runs out of bathroom and returns with a shocked Butch*
Butch: Wow! I'm in the girl's bathroom!
Cassidy: That's not the point, Butch! Listen, I want you to beat up James now!
Jessie: If Butch does, Butch dies!
Cassidy: No he won't because you will be dead!
James: Don't hurt Jess!
Butch: *mimics James* Don't hurt Jess! Weakling!
James: I'm not weak! Atleast I'm not insecure like you are, Botch!
Cassidy: If you want insecurties, take a look at Jessie!
Jessie: I am not insecure!
Cassidy: Yes you are!
James: *looks around* Wow...the girl's bathroom...I never thought I would find myself in here...
Jessie: James! Who cares about the bathroom!
Butch: Well, even I have to admit, it is a bit interesting...
Cassidy: Butch!
Meowth: Hey! What's goin' on?
Jessie: Meowth! What are you doing here?
Cassidy: Yeah! This is the girl's bathroom, not the boy's.
Meowth: Eh, too bad! Hey! Dis is interesting. I never been in a girl's bathroom before.
James: Do you want to explore the room?
Meowth: Yeah! Let's leave da girls alone in their cat fight and take a look around.
James: Okay. *starts looking around*
Butch: Hey! Wait! I don't want to be in the middle of their fight. I'll go with you guys.
Cassidy: It's just a bathroom! It's not that special!
James: Little do you know.
Jessie: Fine then, James. I'm going to the boy's bathroom. How do you like that?
Cassidy: Ha! Yeah!
Butch: Okay, whatever.
Jessie: *leaves bathroom*
Cassidy: *leaves bathroom*
Meowth: Wow! Dis place is interesting!