Luna was walking down the street to a coffee shop with her best friends, Robyn, Ruby, and Jasmine. Robyn and Jasmine were arguing about what their favorite YouTube team, Starkid, was going to do a musical about next. Robyn was certain it would be Sherlock Holmes, while Jasmine just "knew" it would be a Percy Jackson musical. Luna and Ruby walked in front of them. They were laughing, because their friends seemed to have forgotten or not seen the video that Team Starkid had posted that morning about their Twisted musical. The cast announcement had been so vague, but now Luna and Ruby were having fun predicting who was going to be who in it. They had agreed that Jeff Blim was going to be Aladdin, but were in a disagreement about who was going to be Ja'far. Luna thought it would be Dylan Saunders, but Ruby thought it would be Joe Walker. They both were sad that Brian Holden wouldn't be in it, but whenever they were sad, they just mentioned his name: B-Hole. That got them laughing.

At one point in time, Robyn said there was no way it would be a Percy Jackson musical. At this Luna stopped, turned and said, "No way? You listen to me. For eleven years, I was a Muggle douche bag that lived under some stairs. But this year, I found out who I was. I'm famous, I can fly, turn invisible!"

Ruby grinned and continued the line because Luna wasn't comfortable with cursing in public. "And I just traveled the fuck back in time! So fuck you Draco, how's that for a happy thought?" Robyn said the next part. "There is absolutely no way that there is no way." Luna was waiting for someone to start singing, but no one did. She looked around and saw that the three other girls were staring at her. She grinned at them and started walking. There was an unspoken agreement between the girls that if they ever broke into song, Luna would be the lead because she had the best voice, and the rest of the parts were decided by who sang them first and loudest. Luna was judge of that. Luna started singing.

"My mind is racing, but my heart it beats faster. I'm in control commander and master. Lady fate creating disaster, but she ain't the boss of me!"

Luna turned to look at her friends. She was now walking backwards, so she saw the man following them. He wore a baseball cap and sunnies, but on top of it all, he was wearing a Rumbleroar jacket! He must be a fan! Luna continued singing at the top of her lungs in hopes of getting the man to sing with them.

"Head on collision with a catastrophic set back. Makes you either wanna get lost or get back. I choose the latter. Let's not forget that WE hold the cards this time. So there's no need to wait or whine."

The man was now in front of them, but he was turning around to look at them. He walked back towards them, but Luna didn't see him because she was walking backwards. The man ran into her from behind. Luna turned to apologize.

"Sorry!"

"No it was my fault." The stranger turned his face and said "And mine!"

Luna smiled mischievously and said "No, I'm pretty sure it was mine. Dur dur dur." Her friends all laughed at her Umbridge laugh. She still felt bad for running into the stranger, though, so she decided to offer to buy him a coffee. But before she could say anything, the stranger beat her to the punch.

"Who was singing just now? You're really good! Can you act too?"

Luna started to say no, she wasn't that good at acting, but all around her, her friends yelled out "YES! Luna, we know you were going to say no, but you are a brilliant actress."

Luna blushed. "Well, thanks guys." The stranger laughed. "So it looked like you were going to say something, but I cut you off asking about your acting. What were you going to say, Luna, is it? Nice name."

Luna nodded. "Yes, my name is Luna Evans. My parents are Potter heads. Their last name was Evans, so my sister is Lily, and I'm Luna. Ironically, my sister's boyfriend is named James. I was going to ask if I could buy you a cup of coffee because I ran into you. By the way, what's your name?"

The stranger smiled. "My name's Joe. Shit!" Luna gasped and covered her ears. "I mean poopy." Luna relaxed.

"Why did you curse when you said your name? And how about the coffee?"

"I'll tell you about my name at the coffee shop. And I'll only accept the coffee if I can pay for yours. Because I ran into you, too."

Luna sighed. "Fine. Let's shake on it."

Joe rolled his eyes. "Fine. An unbreakable vow." Luna and the stranger shook hands. Luna held onto his hand after he was done shaking hers.

"AND YOU HAVE TO BE MY SLAVE FOR ONE WHOLE DAY STARTING NOW!" Joe pulled away, but the damage was done. He sighed, but he was smiling like a lunatic. "Your steed awaits, my lady." Luna realized he was offering her a piggy back ride. "Thank you." She smiled at him once she was up. Then an idea popped into her head. "Slaaaaaave!" She said in her best Joe Walker impersonation. "Take me to the coffee shop!" Luna's friends stood on either side and behind her so Joe had to walk forewords. But they hadn't gone very far when a snake crossed their path. Luna slid of Joe's back and backed up. She was terrified of snakes. Joe stepped up to the snake and started to serenade it. "Hey listen snake, I know your life seems kinda rough. But if I was in your shoes, or scales, I wouldn't be this tough. I can see the girl inside. Oh babe, you really shine!" Luna looked at Joe in awe. She now realized why he had cursed after saying his name. He was singing to the snake. The snake slithered away. Joe stood up. "'Cause tonight this school is mine! I beat the snake!" Luna stepped up to him and hugged him, so her mouth was right next to his ear. When he started hugging her back, she whispered in his ear. "I know who you are, Joseph Walker. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me."