London, the capital of England slept peacefully under the full moon in October 1897. Only the silver sphere and streetlights posted as sentinels brought to light the streets of the British town where silence reigned. There was not even a cat on the roof, everyone rested.
DaveW was happy to finally be at home. Today's food in the cafeteria had been chili beans. He had somehow managed to replace the plate, as DaveW always took his own food.
DaveW sat in his laboratory and studied the people in their daily habits. Every now and then he had to quickly run to the bathroom, sure consequences of lunch. He pensively looked over the desk to Electric, where he seemed to converse with a lamp. He switched it on and off and babbled: "I like you" giggling to the lamp and every now and again DaveW would have to remember that this robot was just stupid. DaveW was also suspicious, but then he thought: "…This is good, Electric can be wonderful spectacle that will be sure useful" And then he laughed loudly and in all its wickedness.
Suddenly the doorbell rang and DaveW was interrupted in his victory celebrations. Accordingly, his bad mood went up, threw on his human costume and, put his precautions in the closet. Then he looked quickly at the clock. "Who comes over here past 1 o'clock in the morning?" Surprised, DaveW slapped himself in the face. DaveW paused briefly, then shouted to his assistant, "Electric, open the door!"
The robot came in from the kitchen, balancing two plates with three dozen burgers. He turned five laps around the living room, then stopped in front of DaveW and shouted joyfully, "I can make better burgers now!" Then he went back across the room, humming: "Ladidadida" as the burgers spread slowly but surely across the room as they fell off the plates.
DaveW was seething. "Well, a robot with two screws and a chewing gum for a brain must not expected to perform as well as the rest," thought DaveW. After a time, the doorbell had rang again. DaveW sighed. He switched his garden gnome security system on alert as he opened the door. No one was outside to be seen.
DaveW closed the door when he felt some resistance. He looked down. On the sidewalk was a young girl, about as old as PsychicFat, with two shoulder-length, dark red braids. Written on the girl's shirt in bold white letters was "I Love Earth."
"Electric," shouted DaveW, "Remind me to install cameras in the garden gnomes for next time."
"Okay dokey!" Electric said, "Ladidadidadida."
DaveW, looking at the girl asked, "What are you doing here?"
The girl cleared her throat. "Ahem, please excuse me, but who are you?"
DaveW sighed with relief, "it is not that important." He was just about to turn back when he realized that the girl was following him inside. "Leave me alone!" shouted DaveW to the girl.
"But I just want to sell you my cookies," explained the girl-scout as she walked toward DaveW.
"I make burgers for three!" screamed Electric.