Yay! I've finally gotten around to writing first Invader Zim story. Enjoy!


Another boring, mind rotting day at Skool. Dib was leaning his freakishly large head on his hand and staring at the freakishly slow minutes go past on the clock. His glasses were askew and drool was dripping out of one side of his mouth.

"And from then on, the two headed worm was doomed." Ms Bitters completed.

Dib shifted his eyes Zim's way. Zim was staring at the clock also, drumming his "8" fingers on the edge of the desk. looking really eager to get out.

"What's he up to ?" Dib asked himself in a whisper.

Finally the bell ring.

"Ok, pack your grotty little books away and get out." Ms Bitters said…well bitterly.

"Finally!" Dib said out loud.
Zim slid out of the classroom swiftly and started running down the hall towards the skool doors. Dib pushed his way through the swarm of kids. He was about 5 feet away from the door when he bumped right into a kid.

"Gaz! move, I gotta get to Zim."

Gaz grabbed her big brother's shirt.

"We're going home Dib" Gaz said coldly.

"But! I gotta get to Zim!" Dib persisted, staring over Gaz's shoulder. Gaz growled and clenched her fists. Dib stopped and stared at Gaz in slight fear.

"Ok sure, my dear, freaky little sister, lets go home."

Gaz grunted, turned around and walked out the doors. Dib followed her out with a small grin on his face. As soon as he stepped onto the pavement, he ran.

"Uh ha! I'll get you this time Zim"

Suddenly he felt himself stop and fall to the ground. He came to his sences when his chin hit the pavement. He felt himself being reeled back. Gaz stood over him.

"If you want to keep all of you teethin you mouth, then I suggest you come with me."


Zim slamed his door shut and was imediatly greeted by his robot parents. He narrowed his eyes and kicked them out of the way.

"Now dear, It's not nice to shove your father's head into the wall like that." Said his "mother", limply. Zim sighed and threw his bag in the corner.

"MASTER!!!! You're home!!!" GIR screeched, running out of the kitchen. "Say you're happy!!!!"

"GIR! Get out of my way. I've got more important things to do then play little games with you."

"Like what?"

"Argh, I feel stupid asking you this. GIR, do you know anything about a two headed worm ?"

GIR blinked.

"Didn't think so. Computer, take me to the lab."

"YAY !!!! Lets go !!!!" GIR shouted happily.


Sorry, it's a bit short. I'm just getting started.