Hotaru: Hi! I'm starting a collection of oneshots and drabbles! Starring... Green and Blue!

Green: 'Cause I'm just that awesome.

Blue: Well, anyone's permitted to whack his ego. Might help him...

Max: Yeah, it might. Probably not, but it's worth a shot, right? *whacks Green's ego with hammer*

Green: Nope. No difference. I'm still even more awesome than bacon.

Blue: No, you're not. Nothing can be more awesome than bacon. Ever.

Max: Anyway...

Disclaimer: Hotaru does not own Pokemon or any other copyrighted things in these oneshots.

Hotaru: Good, that's done with. Now, on with the story! by the way, this one's mostly dialogue...

Awesome

Green and Blue were in the park, chatting about something, when Blue brought up the topic of awesomeness. "Hey, you know what's awesome?" she asked.

"Besides me? No," Green replied, smirking.

"Waffles. Waffles are always awesome. There's blueberries, chocolate chip... Once I even had an ice cream cake waffle. That was delicious," said Blue.

"Waffles may be awesome, but one thing is even more awesome."

"What's that one thing, Green?"

"Bacon. It can do anything! A piece of bacon climbed Mount Everest once."

"Bacon? Hah! Waffles are way more awesome than bacon can ever dream to be!"

"Wait... There's something more awesome than both of those..."

"Which is? Get to the point, Green!"

"THE MEAN KITTY SONG!"

"Oh, that? That is an awesome thing, but not as awesome as Nyan Cat!"

"No way. The Mean Kitty Song is better."

"It is not! Wait... You know what's more awesome than all of that?"

"No, what is it, Blue?"

"Chuck Norris. The definition of awesomeness."

"Oh yeah... How could we forget Chuck Norris?" Green asked. At the same time, the two facepalmed.

Hotaru: Sorry this was so short. Next one will be longer! One down! Yes! By the way, if you have an idea, suggest a theme! If I can think of something to write for it, I'll use it! It can be any theme. Even, like, them discussing Conway stalking Dawn or something(I don't mind mixing manga, games, and anime together. It's fun!). Oh, and sorry if the characters are OOC.

Max: Please review!

Blue: We forgot Chuck Norris...

Green: Yeah, we did...

Blue & Green: -facepalm-

Hotaru: Oh yeah! And please, if you wish, whack Green's ego! We want to see if anything works...

Max: I think he has some sort of disease that makes his ego huge... Again, please REVIEW!