Author Note: this came from a picture I saw, so yeah. It' on Jonas , I'll put a link on my page.

"Okay, take 5 and then Mitchie will start her soundcheck" Dimitri Gelen shouted. The tour director turned off the amps, and walked off.

Mitchie Torres looked up from her laptop as Jason walked past her. Her best friend and back up singer, Alex, bent down "His butt is funny looking" she pointed out. The brunnette back up singer jumped over the seat and sat down "Ask him why. He's your boyfriend"

Jason stood in between his siblings, adjusting a mic to Mitchie's height. Nate was messing with his insanely exspenisve accoustic guitar and Shane was doing mic tricks.

Mitchie cranned her neck in an attempt to see Jason's hindermost parts. Alex was right, Jason's butt had a rectangular shape to it. And as far as Mitchie knew, butt's weren't rectangular looked like he had shoved a brick down his pants.

"He probably has padding in his pants incase he falls" Mitchie said, knowing he tended to fall alot.

"Ask him. He's your boyfriend" Alex urged.

"You already said that. And fine" Mitchie said. "Hey, Jase, this is a really weird question, but do you have pads on your ass?" she shouted.

Two things happened simultanteously. One, Jason promptley twisted around trying to see his butt and two, Nate burst into hysterics and dropped his guitar. Peices flew everywhere, showering Mitcihe and Alex in wood.

A second later, Shane realized what Mitchie had asked and distracted, didn't see the mic heading for his face. "Ow!" his voice rang threw the auditorium, as his hand went to his nose.

The girls began laughing as the boys parents, and their little brother Blake walked n.

"I don't want to know" Paul Gray said, watching his eldest go in circles. It looked like he was chasing his tale. "And Jason, the stage speaked goes on the outside of your pants"

Author Note: Yes, I actually did write a story about butts. I don't know what's gotten into me. But, here it is. Random Question:

Do you like Joe/Taylor, Joe/A.J., Joe/Demi or Joe/Emily (Osment) more?

Personally, I like Joe/A.J, cause when I met A.J, she was really cool. I haven't met Demi or Emily, and I'm not big on Taylor right now.

and two:

What's the most embarrasing thing one of your friends has ever done.

Mine would be when my then boyfriend, now best friend, Zack, walked into a girls bathroom and both his sisters and all of our friends were in their. He didn't realise, and went into a stall and when he came out, he asked why we were in the boys bathroom. It was hilarious. Maybe I'll make that into a one shot.